thx saab

10/15/2009 1:20:20 PM

^^ Ignore dat shit.

10/15/2009 1:20:40 PM

lol

Holy shit my Google Reader is at 568. MARK ALL AS READ. (kinda)

I have been busy!

10/15/2009 1:21:33 PM

Last post on a page always gets screwed son.

^

10/15/2009 1:22:15 PM

ikr

10/15/2009 1:23:46 PM

i'm starting to like the hunger pangs

10/15/2009 1:24:11 PM

A GIRL

10/15/2009 1:29:05 PM

I stopped shaving a while ago sons.

I'm just going to let it go for now. I don't have any plans to inhibit the growth.

10/15/2009 1:35:04 PM

almost had a panic attack

but i'm ok

10/15/2009 1:35:57 PM

oh, balls...why are we playing kickball tonight? it's blech outside

10/15/2009 1:36:32 PM

popcorn

sex

10/15/2009 2:12:18 PM

Steven Seagal should've never made a movie where he wasn't kicking ass 90% of the time he was on screen

10/15/2009 2:14:31 PM

osnap

i just realized the fair started today

10/15/2009 2:20:28 PM

WTF is up with my underwear today? It is annoying me to death. It's one of my favorite pairs too. I don't get it.

10/15/2009 2:23:09 PM

your ass is expanding

eat some celery fatty

10/15/2009 2:23:34 PM

More like they are falling down

10/15/2009 2:25:09 PM

your ass is shrinking

eat a cheeseburger skinny

10/15/2009 2:25:50 PM

Don't worry, the fair will be sure to take care of that problem for me

10/15/2009 2:27:21 PM

BOOOOOOOOOO

PROJECTED SUNDAY STARTUP

BOOOOOOOOOO

10/15/2009 2:27:45 PM

oooh, deep fried errrrything

10/15/2009 2:27:51 PM

10/15/2009 2:41:24 PM

I'm in a lot of pain. I think I'm going to lay down and die now. Goodbye TWW

10/15/2009 2:49:37 PM

Is eggnog on sale yet? I have gloriously unhealthy plans.

10/15/2009 2:49:42 PM

pear apple cider and hot vodka.... yumyumyumyumyum

10/15/2009 2:53:34 PM

got plans tonight, well sorta got plans

is it bad that i'm bored enough at work to actually contemplate writing a novel?

10/15/2009 2:55:08 PM

i want a spa day and a bf and a million dollas

10/15/2009 3:01:23 PM

Haha, damn that's a tall order son.

10/15/2009 3:04:05 PM

ok i'll just take the million then

10/15/2009 3:04:36 PM

10/15/2009 3:04:45 PM

2 of those are within your power to get, the other, not as easy

10/15/2009 3:04:52 PM

haha, the spa and the million, right?

10/15/2009 3:05:38 PM

^you wouldn't know ass

10/15/2009 3:09:43 PM

i thought ^^^ was making that joke...nothing against you

10/15/2009 3:17:04 PM

1.5 hrs to go!

10/15/2009 3:45:30 PM

This day can be over now!

10/15/2009 3:53:14 PM

I kinda want to go to El Cerro tonight. Wonder if I'll be able to make it work with my leg and all

[Edited on October 15, 2009 at 4:21 PM. Reason : god dammit, why are my pills on the other side of the room ]

10/15/2009 4:20:53 PM

Good day at work.

This week is 2 for 3 so far, let's make it 3 for 4 and end on a positive note.

10/15/2009 4:28:52 PM

actually i could go for some smithfields...

10/15/2009 4:38:45 PM

Fission mailed.

[Edited on October 15, 2009 at 5:02 PM. Reason : SNAAAAAKE]

10/15/2009 5:02:15 PM

in a couple months time we will know if withdrawing from school was the best or worst decision i made this year. fingers crossed - i would love to double my salary!

10/15/2009 5:10:22 PM

What would I do without all this happiness and wonderfulness?

I would be an evil, unhappy, rotten, mean person...much like I was before.

Christ almighty life is good.

10/15/2009 5:25:01 PM

Haha, I like shooting down the cable company before they even start their pitch.

Hi this is cox communications, is this Avery?

Hi, I'm really not interested in sales pitches, could you not call me about these offers in the future?

Sure.

Thanks, have a good night.

You too.

I expect another call tomorrow night, and the night after that, etc but at least I can keep the call to ten seconds or less.

10/15/2009 5:29:24 PM

Spambots on the Craigslist front

10/15/2009 5:52:45 PM

good news! in case anyone was wanting to know after my last post I didn't die! I was just really tired and my body was just wanting a nap. I'M NOT DEAD!

10/15/2009 6:01:42 PM

This fucking sucks.

10/15/2009 6:10:32 PM

zombieland was supposed to be a tv show on nbc but the network ditched the idea

but thats left the writers with a shit ton of material for possible sequels

http://io9.com/5375730/forget-a-zombieland-sequel-writers-have-12-films-planned

[Edited on October 15, 2009 at 6:18 PM. Reason : .]

10/15/2009 6:18:16 PM

silly cat kneading the covers

10/15/2009 6:21:34 PM

I want to go to a haunted house

10/15/2009 6:32:09 PM

i wish we had something to measure the medicine b/c i'm pretty sure doing shots of cough syrup is more sad than hardcore

bottoms up bitches

10/15/2009 6:41:06 PM

set em up

10/15/2009 6:43:47 PM