It didn't take me long to start calling Sookie a dumb bitch again. Yeah, go right ahead and walk home alone right after a vampire horde just killed half your town. And then throw away your cell phone for no reason. A cell phone, for which you don't make enough money to afford to replace.

6/23/2014 12:44:38 PM

And alcede is a damn werewolf, why the hell is he calling her? He's a god damn tracker and she's walking

6/23/2014 1:18:49 PM

I guess she's just sure that if some vampire attacks her she'll be able to use her fairy magic to blast them. Or Bill/Erik will sense that she is in danger and come to her rescue for the 50th time.

6/23/2014 1:55:10 PM

bill is going to get infected with hep V, but then sookie and bill will make up and forgive everything in Bill's final moments

or sookie will become a fairy vamp

or sookie will get with eric (if alive) after some of the above

I think sookie is left with only one choice for her man by the end of the season


this group:
sam, Arlene, alcede, sheriff andy, Jessica, pam, Lafayette, holly, niall, Nicole

will have a roughly 50% survival rate

this group:
willa, eric (if still alive), adilyn, violet, Jason,

will have one casualty if any


I wonder if the werepanthers will be back, or the girl tara hung out with, or sara newlin, or the fairies from the other world that want you to try the fruit

maybe someone can bring out the tiger inside them, its now or never

6/23/2014 2:39:54 PM

^They had Sarah Newlin on the "Previously on True Blood thing" and showed Jason letting her go, so I think she'll be back.

6/23/2014 5:10:21 PM

In regards to Pam feeling if Eric is dead or alive, I'm fairly positive that when he released her last season she no longer feels his presence. I don't remember if Pam released Tara as well before she booked it after Eric, but if she did it would explain why she didn't feel Tara's death (if she in fact did die which I think so just by the hand of her mom). I don't remember if he released Willa before leaving.

6/23/2014 6:54:27 PM

omg...i'm so glad this is the last season of this show...it's going to be a struggle to make it through this one


if it went on one more season i think the entire cast would be gay...


don't get me wrong...i have loved most of the characters who's homosexuality were important to their development, ie Lafayette, Russell Edgington, Steve Newlin...


but just to make everybody gay just for the sake of showing all the dude's having sex with each other...well...it brings absolutely nothing to this show...

7/1/2014 7:56:17 AM

^The female fan base has been screaming for that hook-up since the beginning of the show, the writers/director threw them a bone and were having fun with it. I thought the scene did nothing for the show, but it was still better than anything involving Tara's mother.

7/1/2014 8:10:33 AM

That episode was worthless. And I'm getting of all these idiotic moves the cast is making.

You've got the bitter guy Vince who wanted to be mayor, stirring up shit. Naturally every authority figure should the following day leave town to investigate St. Alice. I'm sure nothing bad will happen

Honestly, at the moment I'm finding Meredith Woerner's write-ups more entertaining than the show.

http://io9.com/true-blood-makes-every-characters-crotch-explode-1598212131


Also, I fucking knew Eric wasn't dead. Fucking A bitches.

[Edited on July 1, 2014 at 8:22 AM. Reason : link]

7/1/2014 8:22:12 AM

he may as well be though

7/1/2014 8:40:59 AM

did jason get some eric's blood last season or what? i was so confused by the opening scene

7/1/2014 9:14:19 AM

Meredith's write ups have been more entertaining than the show since she started them. Just have been increasingly moreso since each season has gotten worse than the one prior.

And yes Jason did. I forget why, but he did.

[Edited on July 1, 2014 at 11:51 AM. Reason : ]

7/1/2014 11:51:12 AM

^^^nah they'll find a cure.

7/1/2014 1:09:30 PM

This time line seems off...she was reading the diary and it was/is only 2011? /nitpicky

7/1/2014 9:04:54 PM

I gave up on the show last season. can someone please PM me if the redhead finally takes her clothes off? Thanks

[Edited on July 1, 2014 at 10:44 PM. Reason : Please guys I have a match tomorrow ]

7/1/2014 10:42:18 PM

^^I'm pretty sure the show time is not the present. Only 2 seasons actually had a time "leap" forward. The rest picked up right where the previous season left off, thus making it impossible for the show to keep up with real life.

7/2/2014 8:10:48 AM

^^^Yeah they did that on purpose to let you know that it's still 2011 in the show. Whole seasons took a matter of a few weeks in the story and then the next season would pick up directly from the end of the previous season without any time leaps, so no way it could be present day.

7/2/2014 9:01:40 AM

I BETTER NOT BE SEEING ANY IPHONE 5S'S THEN!

7/2/2014 10:21:37 AM

I know it's not the present. Still seemed off to me.

7/2/2014 10:35:40 AM

Now that almost everybody can barely stand this show, I'm back to loving it.

Characters like Lafayette, Jason, and Andy Bellefleur are still totally watchable to me.

7/6/2014 6:38:48 PM

Hmmm...

7/6/2014 10:04:31 PM

This episode was better, but that's not saying much.

Ready for them to kill off a fan favorite(namely Bill or Eric). I think the fans would cheer if they killed off Sooki, haha.

7/7/2014 8:39:11 AM

Kind of a cop out death for Alcide. I figured he'd go out in some big werewolf fight, not just randomly shot in the head by a redneck that we didn't even see coming.


btw, the vampire that Lafayette was getting high with totally walked into his house without being invited.

[Edited on July 7, 2014 at 9:33 AM. Reason : ]

7/7/2014 9:29:17 AM

^Think he invited him in last episode. Think the invitation remains intact until someone rescinds it.

7/7/2014 10:02:50 AM

^^I'm pretty sure that he was only shot in the chest.

Either way, these unceremonious dispatching of main characters is a bit annoying.

7/7/2014 10:12:03 AM

^I could have sworn he got shot in the chest, then in the head? One of the vampires said that they could turn him right then and there and he would come back but they had to do it immediately (although I wonder how things work with turning a werewolf into a vampire?)

[Edited on July 7, 2014 at 10:18 AM. Reason : ]

7/7/2014 10:17:38 AM

I don't understand those stupid rules. He was still breathing, so why couldn't they pour vampire blood over the wounds and heal him?

7/7/2014 12:59:08 PM

^The same reason that drinking one drop of vampire blood gets humans high, except if they have some kind of wound then it just heals it without getting them high.

7/7/2014 2:04:49 PM

In other words, your saying that there is no reasoning and they don't follow their own rules?

Also Tara's mom had a nasty wound but still got high as a kite off Willa's blood.

Also also, Sylvie's air time was brief but I miss her already

7/7/2014 4:18:03 PM

Well the effects of vampire blood are extremely inconsistent. In season 1, Jason drank a whole vial and it caused his dick to swell up like crazy and he didn't get high. Later on (I think in the same season), he had one drop of it with Lafayette and they both got high off of it.

In this past episode Sooki wasn't injured and drank (what I assume) was more than a vial's worth of Bill's blood and it had no effect whatsoever aside from making Bill able to sense her. Maybe the age of the vampire has something to do with it?

7/7/2014 4:56:39 PM

Quote :

"^^I'm pretty sure that he was only shot in the chest."

Nope.

Chest stunned him, forehead shot dropped him.

7/7/2014 5:06:57 PM

^^good points.

^how in the world did I not notice a head wound

7/7/2014 7:36:18 PM

also, i was really not expecting that.

i kind of don't care about alcide and found him generally very boring, but was sort of interested in seeing more scenes between he and sookie after her telling bill how she felt about alcide.

oh well.

also, I feel like this show is much better when binged. If I was binging, I might have cared a little about the two major deaths this season thus far.

7/7/2014 7:56:38 PM

Also RIP Maxine Fortenberry.

But I wish Jessica killed you.

7/7/2014 9:04:00 PM

the "fucks i gave" in this episode in order from most to least...

1. I thought Lafayette had died

2. There was a lot of Eric

3. Maxine Fortenberry was killed

4. Pam is sad

5. Jessica is messed up

6. Sarah Newlin is back

7. They killed all those annoying vampires

8. Alcide is killed


i never thought i wouldn't care about Alcide but Sookie ruined him....just like she ruins everything else

7/7/2014 10:09:01 PM

Quote :

"5. Jessica is messed up"

How so? --- I really didn't pay much attention to the dialogue this episode unless something was obviously happening, so I may have missed something.

7/7/2014 10:25:45 PM

So...how can we get Tuinal? Cause dude made it sound awesome.

7/7/2014 11:27:29 PM

^^she's not healing


she had vampire bite marks on her arm that aren't going away and the gun shot wounds aren't either...


SHE GOT DA HEP!

[Edited on July 8, 2014 at 5:55 AM. Reason : lkjlk]

7/8/2014 5:55:37 AM

I just assumed she was shot with a silver bullet.

7/8/2014 8:18:13 AM

Nah she's not feeding at all so she's not healing. She won't feed bc she's protecting adalyn (sp?) instead of a human and feels guilty for killing her sisters.

7/8/2014 8:23:55 AM

ah yes, thanks for reminding me. Well that's an easy fix.

7/8/2014 9:50:04 AM

i think the bite marks were her own. she bite herself so that adalyn could have her blood and would feel if she got in trouble

7/8/2014 2:56:36 PM

Quote :

"^^she's not healing"

Ah ok, it didn't register that you were referring to that for some reason.

7/8/2014 6:41:23 PM

90s Eric Northman has Luke Perry/Dylan McKay hair, and that is fucking awesome.

7/13/2014 10:02:26 PM

that music was fucking awesome too


Also I forgot how much I love Ginger

7/14/2014 2:39:41 PM

Was really cool that they showed the origin of Fangtasia.

7/14/2014 4:53:01 PM

Apparently Eric's look was straight up Brandon Walsh.

Their costume designer https://mobile.twitter.com/AudreyFish/status/488503353974878208

So close!

7/14/2014 8:42:29 PM

haha nice! as a major 90210 fan from years ago* I appreciated it.

http://moviepilot.com/posts/2014/07/15/true-blood-death-is-not-the-end-eric-s-epic-1996-hair-2061849


*who am I kidding, I always have been and always will be a huge 90210 fan

7/15/2014 11:36:22 AM

Hmmmm so Sookie is infected after the two HepV vamps died/exploded all over her (the night Alcide was shot) and Bill got it from her.


Preview spoiler












And it looks like it progresses faster with faerie blood so perhaps she isn't the cure.










/preview spoiler

7/20/2014 10:09:51 PM

Oh look, a cure

7/28/2014 1:24:58 PM