city and arsenal losing to sunderland and qpr respectivelt atm

3/31/2012 11:26:30 AM

Fuck the Premier League.

See you next year, everybody.

[Edited on March 31, 2012 at 11:38 AM. Reason : I actually haven't watched a PL game in weeks]

3/31/2012 11:37:56 AM

The miniscule silver lining here is that Barton didn't score

3/31/2012 12:02:06 PM

Hmm, looks like that Chelsea - Aston Villa game was interesting. Eric Lichaj scored. A tie would have good, but whatever. At least the Arse lost. Hopefully Rosicky will remember who he is and cool it for the rest of the season.

3/31/2012 12:03:16 PM

Considering today's results, I predict Newcastle and Swansea victories tomorrow, and a Blackburn - ManU draw on Monday.

3/31/2012 12:06:42 PM

Pool - Castle looks to be a spirited match.

4/1/2012 8:50:05 AM

andy carroll with the worst dive in the history of the sport

magic from ben arfa and a great diving header from cissé for the goal

4/1/2012 8:58:03 AM

Yeah I don't know what he was doing. It took more effort to dive than it would have to tap the ball into the back of the net.

4/1/2012 9:07:07 AM

If I were aimorris, I'd have stopped watching EPL months ago as well.

4/1/2012 10:15:01 AM

£35m worth of striker

4/1/2012 10:50:43 AM

The only way Liverpool can ever win the league!

4/1/2012 10:59:34 AM

LOL @ City, Arse, and Liverpool

4/1/2012 11:58:14 AM

Quote :

" A football farce But in this weekend of meltdowns, there is only place to start as Kenny Dalglish served up more entertainment for the folk of Tyneside in 90 minutes on Sunday than he did in the entirety of his miserable spell in charge of the club back in the late 90s. This was a public humiliation of epic proportions, as a baying mob lanced the boil on years of frustration and lapped up every last strand of despair to befall the King. It was a stage show farce so acutely amusing it should get its own three-month run on Broadway. This is the man who signed two of Newcastle's best players for a combined sum of £41 million last year but now trails them by 11 points in the table. Chief protagonist, of course, was Andy Carroll, a man so bereft of confidence he has now taken to falling over instead of taking his chances at rolling the ball into an empty net from ten yards. His feckless flop got him a rocket from the gaffer that sold him before the home fans saluted his substitution like a Papiss Cisse goal. Kenny's reward for hauling Carroll off was a bucket of sweary language. Word has it Carroll was actually aiming to head for the bench but missed and ended up striding down the tunnel instead. But the final, gloriously funny act was still to come as a bewildered Kenny wandered onto the playing field after Pepe Reina's Eskimo kiss with James Perch only to be told to sit down and shut up by an irate Steven Gerrard. Reina staggered back onto the pitch to offer out "Perchinho" and bestow an oversized jersey and pair of gloves on Jose Enrique who sheepishly trudged into nets as 50,000 half-naked Geordies sang at him "You should have stayed at a big club." An even heartier rendition of "You're getting sacked in the morning," bookended a desperate day at the office for a club that have now, beyond all doubt, become a laughing stock. "

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story/_/id/1043925/the-fifth-official:-red-letter-day-for-toon,-mayor-mancini?cc=5901

4/2/2012 4:14:21 PM

Park that bus, Blackburn!

4/2/2012 4:34:42 PM

Well goddamn, Valencia.

4/2/2012 4:40:15 PM

BAHAHAHHA

4/2/2012 4:40:25 PM

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/22795/game-of-thrones-to-english-premier-league-converter
any GOT fans in this thread??

Quote :

"LIVERPOOL: HOUSE STARK An ancient and glorious Northern house led by a proud and stubborn king. Kenny Dalglish is 100 percent Ned Stark — a leader comfortable as a warrior, but not a politician. He may well lose his head because of it. Luis Suarez is Theon Greyjoy, a simmering hostage with a cocky smile and arrogant attitude. Andy Carroll is Hodor, a large simpleton, slow of wits, but good at carrying stuff. Anfield is Winterfell, a crumbling seat of power home to legions of loyal denizens and legendary symbols."

4/2/2012 5:39:26 PM

LOL HODOR

4/2/2012 6:51:22 PM

lol at both of those

4/2/2012 7:07:22 PM

4/2/2012 8:31:03 PM

^ that shit was redonk.

4/3/2012 12:30:39 AM

^
Yeah, McManaman was basically not giving Valencia any credit, blaming it all on Robinson.

Bullshit.

4/3/2012 12:36:49 AM

it's a hell of a hit but what the fuck was Robinson doing standing on the other side of his post like that

now I'm not sure that he'd save it even if he was in the right positioning but it still looks bad

4/3/2012 7:45:11 AM

4/3/2012 11:57:11 AM

If the keeper is properly positioned, Valencia has next-to-no chance of scoring here.

However, bad positioning merely created the opportunity; Valencia did marvelously well to take it.

4/3/2012 12:12:12 PM

Guess that other photo link didn't work, let's try this again

4/3/2012 8:37:39 PM

Is no one talking about Tottenham and Liverpool coming to Baltimore on July 28?

or did I miss it?

4/3/2012 10:03:36 PM

Both of those teams suck.

4/3/2012 10:36:25 PM

^^ this guy will be there. Went to tottenham v lisbon and city v redbulls in 2010.

4/4/2012 12:56:03 AM

Wish I could go. Baltimore is far away though and I have a shit load of weddings to attend this summer.

4/5/2012 9:11:36 AM

any other teams visiting? also links please

4/5/2012 10:14:32 AM

I know Liverpool is playing Roma at Fenway in July

4/5/2012 10:37:23 AM

just now saw highlights of the newcastle lolverpool match...and wow daglish's excuses are absurd. i read what he said after the match how he thought carroll was already falling to the ground rounding the keeper. that couldnt be any further from what happened. that is one of the worst dives ive ever seen...amazing. makes me laugh though. i hope they keep dalglish at liverpool for years. he has no idea what hes doing now

i also wish players would stop falling down like pussies in the pepe incident. stupid of pepe to put his head in like that, but the play acting has become so farcical in soccer...and seeing it spread to basketball is a little unnerving for sports in general.

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 3:17 PM. Reason : f]

4/5/2012 3:07:09 PM

Epic Balotelli meltdown in progress at City

4/5/2012 7:45:28 PM

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1045043/manchester-city-star-mario-balotelli-unhurt-in-car-crash?cc=5901

4/5/2012 9:22:04 PM

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1500484D8D70528F?artistid=1274640&majorcatid=10004&minorcatid=11

hotspur vs liverpool in baltimore

4/5/2012 9:47:58 PM

Wow Cisse.

4/6/2012 12:58:06 PM

Nice chip

4/6/2012 12:59:13 PM

23% possession and a comfortable 2-0 win

4/6/2012 5:44:50 PM

dempsey scores again

and again!

[Edited on April 7, 2012 at 10:55 AM. Reason : watch out van persie...lol]

4/7/2012 10:49:19 AM

He scores with his feet, he scores with his head, that boy Clint Dempsey makes Torres look dead

4/7/2012 10:56:05 AM

its a shame he isnt a few years younger catching this form...hed be making a big club move this summer

4/7/2012 11:01:17 AM

awful miss by the sideline ref in this chelski wigan game. ivanovic was way off and the ref gave them a goal they definitely dont deserve


also torres looks like a complete fruit

and hes missed another one. calling torres offsides when he was clearly on...no matter as torres missed the 1v1 anyway haha



ahahaha god damn torres makes me laugh...2 comical slips in the box and hes only been on for 10 minutes. god he sucks

[Edited on April 7, 2012 at 11:31 AM. Reason : f]

4/7/2012 11:21:47 AM

Watch out for those banana peels, Fernando.

4/7/2012 11:31:16 AM

no cole lampard or terry today but everyone else. this chelsea team has absolutely no chance against barca. they are going to have a field day with chelseas back four whether its luiz and cahill or if terry is playing with his cracked ribs

meireles just punts a shot into the top tier...goodness

[Edited on April 7, 2012 at 11:35 AM. Reason : also chelseas finshing is atrocious]

[Edited on April 7, 2012 at 11:38 AM. Reason : f]

4/7/2012 11:35:13 AM

what a rip from wigan!! damn that was a bullet

4/7/2012 11:40:00 AM

4/7/2012 11:40:24 AM

justice done from that blown call by the refs. however, torres will probably banana peel one in late

wow the ref misses another against wigan. that shouldve been a corner


wigan have passed the ball really well today agaisnt chelsea.

[Edited on April 7, 2012 at 11:45 AM. Reason : f]

4/7/2012 11:41:36 AM

Awww, Liverpool equalized vs Villa. How cute.

4/7/2012 11:44:50 AM

wow i pretty much called it

wigan a victim of attacking when they probably shouldve just taken the point

[Edited on April 7, 2012 at 11:51 AM. Reason : f]

4/7/2012 11:50:08 AM