that bitch is on that new sex therapy show

i think she said she lost her virginity when she was 12

11/19/2009 4:24:29 PM

yeah she's a pretty girl......i just dont know how someone can see the similarity.

11/19/2009 4:37:11 PM

CasstheCrass

11/19/2009 4:39:14 PM

tell me something good!

11/19/2009 6:48:16 PM

Send them my way!!!!!

11/19/2009 7:06:22 PM

Quote :

"I love people so and am very much an extrovert much but I get extremely nervous when I am in a party environment. Might be agoraphobic?"

11/19/2009 7:18:12 PM

I, too, would like to know secrets, please.

11/19/2009 7:22:48 PM

Quote :

"I once scraped my car against another car in a parking lot. My car got just a little bit of a scratch on it but their car got a nice stripe of my paint on their bumper. I justified it by saying they were parked over the line because they were, but I still feel bad about doing it."

11/19/2009 7:27:09 PM

Quote :

"I don't know quagmire02, but I've fantasized about him multiple times. He excites me more than my bf. "

11/19/2009 7:33:28 PM

Quote :

"I dated someone five years ago and he was a total jerk to me. I still really like it when he pays attention to me. I don't want to date him, but I just really want him to want me. "

11/19/2009 7:38:20 PM

Quote :

"I'd probably fuck a black chick, but I wouldn't tell anybody about it."

11/19/2009 7:41:37 PM

Quote :

"I once PMed joe17669 about making a porn for me and some hot Iranian chick. I gave him very specific instructions about what I wanted to see him do to her and what the girl should look like. I just want to see him have sex. I think it would be unbelievably hot. "

11/19/2009 8:41:41 PM

^hahahah NICE

11/19/2009 8:43:09 PM

Quote :

"When I do #2 on the toilet, I go the extra mile to make sure I'm clean. I know I'm a toilet paper whore. I wish they would come out with an 8 or 10 ply toilet paper because then I wouldn't have to pull out so much of it and fold it over. It's even worse that my work has just single ply, because I definitely fold it on itself 3 or 4 times until I feel confident that it's thick enough for the duty it's about to preform without the possibility of my fingers making skin contact. I usually wipe with the 3 finger method; index, middle, and ring finger. I wipe with my right hand, as it is the stronger and more coordinated hand. I wipe once, fold the paper, and wipe again. Usually by this time, I have to throw the paper away an acquire more. When wiping, I make sure my middle finger goes over my taint. I use after the 2nd or 3rd wipe, I inspect the TP to see how much residue is still available. This is also a great time to make sure my color is normal. After the 3rd or 4th "surface" wipe, I get a little "aggressive" and press my middle finger a little harder on my taint, not to break the barrier, but to make sure that any fecal matter caught in the wrinkles that are formed on the taint are wiped away. Once I see no streak left on the toilet paper, I finish my business of pulling up my pants, flushing, etc... I know I've got one of the cleanest ass holes around here. On a final note, I always double up on the seat covers too. I hope you are not scarred too badly from reading this. "

Oh, God...

11/19/2009 8:59:36 PM

ahahahahahah. that's hilarious


I kind of want a confession now

11/19/2009 9:01:57 PM

11/19/2009 9:02:42 PM

need more entertainment

11/19/2009 9:31:33 PM

i like guessing who sent what and then gloating in secret about how I'm never wrong about shit that I really want to be wrong about

11/19/2009 9:37:58 PM

Quote :

"i wish i could've been a race car driver "

11/19/2009 9:42:31 PM

Quote :

"i really am beginning to really dislike bridget in TSB. she's worse than hooksaw"

11/19/2009 9:47:10 PM

Quote :

"I think I'm losing friends and it makes me pretty "

oh man. I will be your friend, friend.

11/19/2009 10:59:39 PM

SEND 'EM MY WAY

11/19/2009 11:03:33 PM

Quote :

"I want to smoke marijuana all the time. I am afraid of becoming less intelligent and getting mold/fungus in my lungs so I don't. "

11/19/2009 11:08:52 PM

I haven't posted in this thread yet, but now that it's slowing down, I will.

Now you folks with the confessions you're really ashamed of can send them to someone you can trust. I haven't even read the thread except for 3 or 4 pages worth.

11/19/2009 11:12:25 PM

Quote :

"I'd probably fuck a black chick, but I wouldn't tell anybody about it."

11/19/2009 11:58:07 PM

Quote :

"I'm totally in love with punchmonk, but if I confess it, I'm afraid qntmfred will delete my account. "

whats not to love !

[Edited on November 20, 2009 at 12:00 AM. Reason : .]

11/19/2009 11:58:49 PM

Quote :

"I was born to bore people to death."

11/20/2009 8:55:59 AM

dude, some of ya'll need to put "disgusting" disclaimers on ya'lls confessions

Quote :

"If I met a woman who was both really cool and extremely attractive (sexy/beautiful), it would not bother me if she had penis. I would still date her. "

11/20/2009 9:01:46 AM

<------
SEND
CONFESSIONS
HERE

11/20/2009 9:06:38 AM

Quote :

"Instead of sleeping with my naked wife last night, I slept on the loveseat. I enjoyed it greatly. I got one of those body pillows and just spooned it as I layed in a semi-fetal position, covered in a fleece blanket. I was still clothed, wearing comfy sweat pants and an uber soft hoodie. I slept like a baby it was so comfortable. My wife doesn't like to cuddle. She thought I was mad at her when she woke up and realized I wasn't next to her in bed, although I'm not. I hate that she's not a touchy touchy cuddle-lover like me, but I respect it."

11/20/2009 12:16:54 PM

Quote :

"this past weekend, I found out that the girl I care most about (an ex) has found a new dude and is apparently "in love". I was as crushed as I've ever been."

Quote :

"I always feel very anxious when I go out to crowded public places, which results in me not being able to make eye contact with strangers. Some people take it as me being rude, but honestly I am just shy as hell."

11/20/2009 12:25:46 PM

Quote :

"You're probably the cutest person on this site! You have gorgeous skin and eyes and you look really young. Not in an immature way, but in a "she takes care of her skin/Neutrogena girl" way. I'm not into girls, but you are just very striking and I had to share. "

just wow...Thank you.

11/20/2009 12:40:21 PM

she's actually pretty busted

11/20/2009 12:47:30 PM

No, she ain't

11/20/2009 12:54:46 PM

Quote :

"I've always wondered if my dong was larger than dongs my wife had experienced during her single years. "

Sigh......can I get normal confessions here?

Send some normal ones my way, please!

11/20/2009 12:56:36 PM

you people hitting on punchmonk need to get a fucking life

11/20/2009 12:57:45 PM

I KNOW...she's married with 6 kids....leave the girl alone!

11/20/2009 12:59:35 PM

be careful with this kid ^^, he's a lawyer

11/20/2009 1:00:26 PM

not a lawyer
not a cell phone salesman, either

fuck off

11/20/2009 1:00:51 PM

damn, son

11/20/2009 1:02:08 PM

Who's a cell phone salesman?

11/20/2009 1:03:00 PM

In the spirit of this thread

Quote :

"I am a cell phone salesman"

just kidding. I wish I was a lawyer though.

11/20/2009 1:03:37 PM

i wish i was alittle bit taller

11/20/2009 1:14:11 PM

Quote :

"The last episode of Melrose place made me REALLY horny. "

Keep em' comin' ladies

11/20/2009 1:35:33 PM

Quote :

"For some odd reason my left nut feels heavier than my right nut."

11/20/2009 1:48:07 PM

Quote :

"The only reason I studied English in college is bc it was easy. I figured I could get a degree without studying. I was right. "

11/20/2009 2:12:16 PM

this thread is just a copy

11/20/2009 2:21:10 PM

BTTT

11/20/2009 5:44:01 PM

i sent one earlier today that didn't get posted!

11/20/2009 6:14:10 PM

sorry babe, i forgot... here it is

Quote :

"I think chocolatervh is so friggin hott!"

11/20/2009 6:17:40 PM