LiLStarlet27 All American 1176 Posts user info edit post |
LunaKyea damn. and i thought 6:00 AM used to be bad. now i wake up later !! wahoooo
[Edited on October 25, 2009 at 9:32 PM. Reason : dakfjeowia] 10/25/2009 9:30:44 PM |
lizrock18 All American 1072 Posts user info edit post |
buh buh buh 10/25/2009 9:44:22 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Techno Viking 10/25/2009 9:44:59 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
More review video son!
I like review video son. 10/25/2009 9:48:00 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
WHY SON?!
WHY?!
10/25/2009 9:54:37 PM |
lizrock18 All American 1072 Posts user info edit post |
I need a man 10/25/2009 9:54:54 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
A man son?
(U wan cock fat?) ] 10/25/2009 9:55:36 PM |
Sayer now with sarcasm 9841 Posts user info edit post |
i need a job 10/25/2009 9:58:31 PM |
lizrock18 All American 1072 Posts user info edit post |
um no, just the man will do 10/25/2009 10:00:03 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
I was just looking for any excuse to say cock fat really.
(I wasn't tryin to be mean to ya or anything son) ] 10/25/2009 10:01:30 PM |
lizrock18 All American 1072 Posts user info edit post |
ok glad I could provide an opportunity then. 10/25/2009 10:03:01 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
10/25/2009 10:03:37 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
cock fat is hilarious. 10/25/2009 10:05:15 PM |
Sayer now with sarcasm 9841 Posts user info edit post |
every girl needs a some cock fat from time to time 10/25/2009 10:07:36 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Awesome cock fat? 10/25/2009 10:17:56 PM |
lizrock18 All American 1072 Posts user info edit post |
"cock fat" is a gross term 10/25/2009 10:20:19 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
do you like the term labia crinckles?
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 10/25/2009 10:21:09 PM |
Sayer now with sarcasm 9841 Posts user info edit post |
EPIC
MEAT
CURTAINS 10/25/2009 10:22:04 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""cock fat" is a gross term" |
Why?!
I always thought of it as an ironic term, kind of like a fat man named tiny. It just doesn't make sense. evan pointed this out (The fact that fat does not collect in the cock) and I coined the term "cock fat" to describe this non-existent collection of matter. Luckily for individuals like myself, there is no need for any added layering of "cock fat".
But for some folks, I think the ability to gain this "cock fat" might be beneficial son. ]10/25/2009 10:25:32 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
I should do at least an outline of some kind
but I'm going to bed.
and, it feels like monday. Which means tomorrow != due date 10/25/2009 10:45:09 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
i was all excited that i lost 6 lbs this week and then my douchebag friend had to go and be a killjoy by informing me it was just water weight. which is true probably but still.
what a douche. i am trying 10/25/2009 11:01:37 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89773 Posts user info edit post |
maybe if someone knocked that goddamn chip off of your shoulder, you would weigh less
fatty ಠ_ಠ 10/25/2009 11:02:42 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
heartburn 10/25/2009 11:06:05 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
time for bed. how do i know? because i was just seriously thinking that coming down with the swine flu (orrr accidentally falling on scissors, etc) would be MUCH better than going to school this week.
this means i am grumpy and/or irrational and should go snuggle with my kitties 10/25/2009 11:13:10 PM |
tromboner950 All American 9667 Posts user info edit post |
Cary has some of the most absolutely oblivious-to-their-surroundings drivers that I've ever seen. Even worse is that most of said drivers also like to go really fucking slow. 10/25/2009 11:18:37 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^ 10/25/2009 11:19:27 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
anyone wanna pay off my credit card for me? 10/25/2009 11:26:57 PM |
fleetwud AmbitiousButRubbish 49741 Posts user info edit post |
I may have just broken a SATA port 10/25/2009 11:42:18 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
Green light means you can turn left if there isn't anyone coming straight on the other direction 10/25/2009 11:43:57 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Talking with my roommates about how the Honors program fucked up my GPA and now I have nothing to show for it really pissed me off. Not to mention this Matlab bullshit. Argh 10/26/2009 12:10:36 AM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
^lets hug it out 10/26/2009 12:11:26 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Sounds like a plan 10/26/2009 12:12:27 AM |
fleetwud AmbitiousButRubbish 49741 Posts user info edit post |
An Arabic family was considering p utting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Italian home. After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa.
'How do you like it here?' asks the grandson.
'It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful’ says grandpa.
'We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone.'
'Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents', Abduellah says with a big smile.
'There's a musician here-- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him Maestro!'
'There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor!'
'There's a dentist here 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him Doctor!'
'And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me The Fucking Arab!' 10/26/2009 12:48:23 AM |
Kingpin_80 All American 1372 Posts user info edit post |
my room is cold! 10/26/2009 1:05:11 AM |
wolfpack2105 All American 12428 Posts user info edit post |
how bored it is at home on a sunday night. I only work thursday night from 6pm-6am this week......i need to find some shit to do this week. anything fun goin on? 10/26/2009 1:06:49 AM |
legatic All American 7481 Posts user info edit post |
Dear Chris at 8pm,
Though you briefly paused to consider whether a pepsi max (with its rather high caffeine content) would be an appropriate dinner beverage, I feel you failed to fully understand the gravity of the situation. Though you've had little trouble falling asleep in recent weeks due to exhaustion brought on by page after page of mind numbing reading, that much caffeine late at night must have seemed like a bad idea on some level. Now the coffee you had planned to drink as a pick-me-up in less than 4 hours has become an absolute necessity, thus perpetuating the cycle. In the future, please limit yourself to moderately caffeinated beverages after 5pm if you are unable to abstain from them all together.
Regards,
Chris at 4:20am.] 10/26/2009 4:23:14 AM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
I'll be glad when these 3:30 mornings stop. 10/26/2009 5:06:34 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
the odds of me doing well on this test are not so great, but maybe I won't fail
i have a feeling sociology class is going to be nap time as it is pointless and i didn't go to bed tonight 10/26/2009 5:14:08 AM |
wawebste All American 19599 Posts user info edit post |
To hell with this sleep schedule, didn't even eat dinner last night 10/26/2009 5:55:12 AM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Fuck fuck fuck.
Can't believe I missed my turn now I'm late 10/26/2009 6:07:35 AM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
i would take a sick day but i'm pretty sure i'm actually going to be getting really sick in the next couple weeks so probably shouldn't waste the days 10/26/2009 7:31:25 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
my hair isn't getting washed today like I'd planned 10/26/2009 8:58:08 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
....you've seriously not washed your hair for 6 days? that's some Rastafarian shit right there. 10/26/2009 8:59:11 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
lol no
I washed it thursday
[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 9:00 AM. Reason : I'm pretty sure...?] 10/26/2009 9:00:01 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
i recall this weekend you mentioned something about not having washed your hair since tuesday. so i figured that meant it still hadn't been washed
i wash my hair every day. the only time i don't wash my hair every day is when it's a saturday/sunday and i'm being lazy and i don't get out of my pajamas all day. then sometimes i don't wash my hair. but damned if i go out in public like that! 10/26/2009 9:01:56 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
nah, that was for the previous tuesday?
I had no choice but to wash it thursday...it was pretty gnarly. It is today, too, but it's tangles, not grease. I'm just gonna throw it in a bun...like I do most every other day
If you stop washing your hair so much 1) it'll be in better condition 2) you won't need to wash it as much 10/26/2009 9:05:03 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
i wear my hair down most of the time, and as a result i run my fingers through it a lot. and doing that makes it greasy/oily after a day. so i really don't have a choice. 10/26/2009 9:10:52 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
A GIRL 10/26/2009 9:15:59 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "and doing that makes it greasy/oily after a day" |
The effect of this is neglible. Most of the oil production is stimulated by the act of shampooing daily: you're taking away what the body has produced, so it's producing it again. Remove less, and it will produce less = needing fewer shampoos.
What I suggest is wash your hair on a thursday (wednesday night, if possible)...wear it up friday to hide your greasiness, go camping over the weekend, and then shampoo your scalp once when you get back sunday evening, and condition only the ends.
Then, you're on your way to washing not-every-day
I hadn't planned to get to the point where I'm washing it only a little more than a week...it just so happened that I'd have days off, and would decide to wait til my next day of work to wash it...and then bam. Here I am on this washing schedule Simply waiting a little longer between washes is the key here.
[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 9:24 AM. Reason : sdf]10/26/2009 9:23:45 AM |
lizrock18 All American 1072 Posts user info edit post |
I just spent way too much on a halloween costume, but partly bc i had to pay $17 for shipping since I waited till the last min. 10/26/2009 9:24:50 AM |