You don't dare to share.

9/18/2013 10:53:05 PM

This is no time to rhyme.

9/18/2013 11:10:10 PM

here i am. must not pleasure self...

9/27/2013 10:26:26 AM

omg 13 more hours... then, sex!!!!!!!!!!!

9/27/2013 10:31:29 AM

yup

9/27/2013 10:39:49 AM

i'm abstaining from any masturbation for the foreseeable future. no real reason, just because. thankfully i have GTA V to preoccupy. Idle hands and what not. but man it's been a hard couple days.

9/27/2013 10:42:07 AM

AHA, what an awful idea.

9/27/2013 10:46:11 AM

why do you say that?

9/27/2013 11:23:32 AM

It just seems awful to abstain from anything for no reason.

9/27/2013 11:59:50 AM

I wouldn't mind a visit of the conjugal variety. Patience until July.

9/27/2013 12:41:39 PM

sometimes its good to take a beat off break. build up some ropes for someone

9/27/2013 12:47:16 PM

God damn I have been so horny for the last few days. And last night's dreams just made it worse

9/27/2013 12:49:00 PM

Post. Stuck in the wrong type of box.

9/27/2013 1:39:19 PM

9/27/2013 1:48:26 PM

Can't go wrong with some dry humping followed by an otphjtc.

9/27/2013 1:59:42 PM

9/27/2013 2:00:18 PM

why is it that the more sex i have the hornier i am

9/27/2013 2:01:24 PM

^4 nice pic

9/27/2013 2:13:45 PM

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_sex_make_you_horny

9/27/2013 2:27:01 PM

I believe posting here will make ppl even more horny.

9/27/2013 2:49:16 PM

^^ ah well that explains everything

9/27/2013 4:03:04 PM

How many condoms will be consumed this weekend?

9/27/2013 5:38:02 PM

Dry humping is better than blowjobs

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

9/27/2013 5:43:53 PM

^^ what married person uses condoms anymore? hit that shit raw dog yo!

i'm shooting for 6 sexytime sessions this weekend to keep the trend going. it's been twice a day since jennifer got back from vegas....i wonder if i should be concerned....hmmmmm

9/27/2013 5:56:15 PM

but legit, even though that dry humping thing is hot as hell, i haven't been horny in weeks

[Edited on September 27, 2013 at 6:06 PM. Reason : ]

9/27/2013 6:03:51 PM

..always

9/28/2013 10:35:19 AM

Dammit Minka. That gif is hot. I <3 middle school nookie. Some of the best sexy times can be had fully clothed.

10/13/2013 6:02:25 PM

Here. All the time here. Omg.

10/17/2013 9:04:40 PM

poast

10/17/2013 9:30:12 PM

Quote :

"Dammit Minka. That gif is hot. I <3 middle school nookie. Some of the best sexy times can be had fully clothed."

Agree X10000

I can't stop watching it

10/17/2013 9:49:59 PM

obvi

I haven't posted here in a while

10/17/2013 10:17:21 PM

This needed to be bumped...because yes.

12/4/2013 2:42:31 PM

12/4/2013 3:42:39 PM

Bump n grind.

12/6/2013 2:25:31 PM

That gif though

12/6/2013 5:32:29 PM

Post

12/13/2013 10:01:14 PM

I was about to try to find this thread.

God DAMN it.

Unable to go out and see any of the many people that tried to make plans with me this evening, slightly tipsy, depressed, and really fucking horny.

12/13/2013 10:03:13 PM

Here.

12/16/2013 10:03:27 PM

LOL. So you take my advice to reduce the frequency then feel horny?

12/16/2013 10:06:26 PM

I can't help it. Besides you said you wouldn't be my midwife so I'm still under my ddoctors supervision and he says it is fine.

12/16/2013 10:08:48 PM

Doctor always says fine for sex.

12/16/2013 10:15:11 PM

I'm going to dry hump my fleshlight.

12/17/2013 8:20:02 AM

This guy!

12/17/2013 9:03:08 AM

I can't beat off for another hour

fuck

1/14/2014 7:52:47 PM

BUMP

1/15/2014 4:07:51 PM

Stupid pelvic rest stupid sexy book

1/28/2014 1:53:08 PM

8======D

1/28/2014 5:52:47 PM

What's the point of a snow day with no sex?

1/28/2014 6:24:18 PM

so horny, so over masturbating. so ready for the next 8 days to be over with so I can have some goddamn sex.


as much as i enjoy sexting i need the real thing.

1/28/2014 6:25:52 PM

I knew I forgot to stock up on something for the blizzard.

1/28/2014 6:28:49 PM