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8/30/2013 4:06:43 PM

yes i am

8/30/2013 8:20:52 PM

Whats your name on there? I have something important to say

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

8/31/2013 7:29:51 AM

^ search for dykes looking for dykes.

8/31/2013 10:35:45 AM

blah
i would not want a dyke
theyre nasty

9/1/2013 11:24:14 PM

anyone got any good stories? I deactivated my accounts. giving this shit a rest.

9/10/2013 4:47:49 PM

I might sign up for eHarmony again.

I resurrected my account over there a week or so ago. It had been inactive for around 7 years.

9/10/2013 4:48:41 PM

Make a Plenty of Fish profile somewhere in Alaska.

That's fun.

9/10/2013 4:49:19 PM

I actually met a really attractive, smart (valedictorian, went to college on full ride and had a 4.0), classy girl on match. I've been out with her several times but she just isn't sexy if that makes sense. At a glance she's really hot but just doesn't carry herself in a way that seems like she'd be fun to sleep with.

sigh, I always go for the great in bed, yet bat shit crazy girls. I'm still evaluating this situation though.

9/10/2013 4:52:07 PM

the eHarmony guy really creeps me out

9/10/2013 5:04:46 PM

^^ I'm sure she's head over heels for you

9/10/2013 5:07:18 PM

^^^unless she's a closet freak i doubt that feeling will change.

^ha

9/10/2013 5:08:33 PM

^^LOLOLOL

9/10/2013 5:41:49 PM

I met my girlfriend of nearly 3 years now on eharmony

At my last shitty job checking my new daily matches first thing in the morning really was the highlight of my day.

9/10/2013 10:39:38 PM

not many winners for my searches. they all look like they spent the last 15 years following the indigo girls

9/11/2013 11:12:39 PM

I set up a fake account so I can stalk women anonymously. Then, just out of curiosity, I answered lots of match questions with complete honesty on the fake account

now I'm showing up as "99% Enemy" with pretty much everyone on the site. and I'm not exaggerating

it's kinda sad...if I really let my true colors show, everyone would hate me

9/12/2013 2:57:38 AM

I'm engaged to a girl I met on here. So success I guess.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

9/12/2013 5:41:06 PM

How long have you been dating her? Just a couple months?

9/12/2013 5:55:25 PM

^^I want to believe, I really do. But since 99% of your posts are trolling (some of which are funny) I just can't bring myself to believe it.

9/12/2013 7:56:54 PM

Man Who Has Something Seriously Wrong With Him On A Fundamental Level Leaves That Part Off OKCupid Profile

9/27/2013 8:34:41 AM

that's highly accurate

9/27/2013 10:18:11 AM

started talking to a divorced chick on OKC. i never considered going that route, but I'm open to giving it a try. she got married at age 21 and was only married for less than 2 years, so maybe that dude didn't completely taint her

10/16/2013 11:52:01 AM

I am engaged to a girl who did something similar. There are a ton of women out there who, not to sound mean, but are stupid and end up marrying a douchebag when they are young. Then they get to their late 20's or 30's and figure out they were indeed stupid and get divorced. It's trying to seperate out the ones who have it figured out and the ones who really haven't that is the hard part.

10/16/2013 12:15:56 PM

In Singapore the OKcupid pool is a whole hell of a lot deeper. Change your location to Singapore, Singapore, and if you don't get a whole wallop of a fistful of messages you're doing it wrong.

10/16/2013 12:20:19 PM

Quote :

"WALLOP OF A FISTFUL"

10/16/2013 12:23:39 PM

LOL at her self summary...

11/20/2013 10:41:52 AM

Life is a banquest and most poor suckers are starving to death because i ate all their food.

11/20/2013 10:46:21 AM

1/31/2014 9:05:14 AM

[quote]end up marrying a douchebag when they are young.

but but but they were really tall, had blue eyes, and claimed they loved me


BTW since when has "fat" become "about average". Noticed some porkers with a so-called average body type while browsing today. Has our society become that overweight where fat is now the new average?

2/17/2014 12:28:48 AM

just started trying this out....it's so hard to get a response I just wanna go on some dates, is that too much to ask

2/17/2014 12:36:27 AM

from what i saw when i was using it, yes, yes it is

2/17/2014 8:28:39 AM

no, it's not, you just have to put in the time and effort

2/17/2014 10:17:35 AM

I just rejoined this week, so far I have learned:

- You can put code in your profile. I am working on linking about half of my text to random animated gifs.
- Google images searching sketchy profile pics is fun (and then trying to get the person to talk about their google-image-pic is even better)
- surprisingly less assholes this time around!

Also, for those of you that are having a hard time with response, I will be happy to look at anyone's profile to give tips! Just PM me (seriously, I'm not a troll I promise)

2/26/2014 9:43:03 AM

I'm still perplexed about the trend of the short girls 5'3" or less are all looking for tall 5'10" or greater men.
Whereas average height girls 5'4-5'7" seem much more likely to be comfortable with an average height guy or their height
plus 1-2".

I feel like I "next" a lot of petite girls that seem cute/interesting due to them all wanting tall guys. Don't seem
to notice it as much for average height chicks. Are short girls trying to counter their own height insecurities?

This is on match btw where you can specify what you are looking for height-wise.

Perhaps they need to add a boob size to be fair for men, so they can specify C cup or greater. (I don't really care just the male equivalent to height considerations for women)

[Edited on February 26, 2014 at 9:56 AM. Reason : a]

2/26/2014 9:55:12 AM

I pretty much strictly use this site for when I am feeling like I am not getting enough attention. I then get so much attention I run away screaming and ignore men for awhile. I will repeat this cycle until I die.

2/26/2014 10:02:31 AM

^6, ^7

I have a bullshit female account with this pic



and a blank profile, and I'm amazed at the uniformly vapid character of the messages I receive. my past 7 have been

-hi
-Hello beautiful
-Hey
-wow...we're 95% enemy. I couldnt hep but say hi to you...hahaha
-Well I'm not sure how your a perfect enemy, but reading through most of your questions and answers you atleast sound like someone who would make a good friend even if it never went further. This may be doomed for failure, but it interests me to speak to someone who is supposed to be my exact opposite. Hope I hear back from you.
-Hey sexy
-HI how are u doing

So, like, if you write reasonably well and say something more than "Hay sexy," you stand out, I think.

I highly recommend making your own bullshit female okcupid account, by the way. It's interesting and fun.

2/26/2014 10:58:31 PM

^Haha i thought i was the only one that did that. I made up one a year ago. It was hilarious and eye opening. Basic profile-little personal info. Most of the messages are pretty vulgar and not very lengthy.

2/27/2014 9:31:51 AM

^
I haven't gotten anywhere near 81 messages

2/27/2014 9:34:37 AM

I haven't gotten many messages, which makes me feel all .
Anyone want to look at my profile and tell me if I'm too crazy for OKC?
I think I already know the answer.

Also, yes... this is a typical message I get. I just delete them:

Quote :

"What's going on?"

2/27/2014 9:46:52 AM

Sure
Have you sent many messages?

2/27/2014 9:57:05 AM

I've sent a few, but no reply. But yeah, I need to send more messages to guys I'm interested in. I've been spending a good amount of time just comparing profiles and trying to find different people since OK Cupid seems determined to continue to show me the same guys.

2/27/2014 10:10:12 AM

I'll look at your profile if you need a sanity check. Although a guarantee that the majority of guys on there just look at your pictures and nothing else so if you have a weird picture or you can't see your face clearly or something that might be a reason that you aren't getting 81 messages.

2/27/2014 10:18:41 AM

^^

I just start blocking people I'm tired of seeing over and over again.
That makes things much more efficient.
I've also answered a bunch of questions which helps a lot but sometimes people slip through the cracks so if I contact someone I like then I'll go through similar users okc suggests.

2/27/2014 11:32:21 AM

Man, I don't remember the last time I received an initial message from a woman. I didn't know those happened.

Then again...my profile picture might not should be me dressed up as QuailMan

2/27/2014 11:51:52 AM

hotornot/tinder>>>>>>>okcupid/pof

2/27/2014 11:51:59 AM

I'll look at your profile. I am basically a professional online dater.

2/27/2014 11:56:36 AM

weird i messaged a dude with a quailman profile picture the other day

he did not respond. burn

2/27/2014 12:39:20 PM

I must not be the only QuailMan out there...and he must look better in it than I do.

2/27/2014 12:42:28 PM

I think he was a doctor so he probably gets a trillion messages a day from gold diggers

Also my profile picture is me wearing a cthulhu mask soooooo theres that

2/27/2014 12:43:58 PM

Hahaha shit..he wins @ QuailMan then.

And I think your mask probably works better for you than QuailMan for me. I'd think most of the earnest messages you get are from guys that get it. Personally I appreciate the profiles that don't look like everyone else.


[Edited on February 27, 2014 at 12:48 PM. Reason : ]

2/27/2014 12:46:24 PM