I need to get back to work >_>

10/27/2009 11:36:14 PM

you need to get back to work <_<

10/27/2009 11:38:19 PM

A GIRL

10/27/2009 11:39:37 PM

you both need to get back to work

10/27/2009 11:40:03 PM

^your status made me chuckle

10/27/2009 11:40:58 PM

i need a shower it is fact

10/27/2009 11:42:12 PM

I need another Irish car bomb it is a fact

10/27/2009 11:47:07 PM

I WANT TO PUNISH PELVISES!!!!!!!

10/27/2009 11:48:24 PM

fuck you uncharted 2 dammit

10/27/2009 11:50:47 PM

i demand you credit me for the usage of that term

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 12:02 AM. Reason : ]

10/28/2009 12:02:10 AM

what term Kate???? I ain't paying shit!

10/28/2009 12:07:27 AM

^^ Only if you let me perform it on you

10/28/2009 12:09:33 AM

^^ haha my bad i wasn't grrrring at you

^ NO MEANS NO

10/28/2009 12:14:43 AM

Pretty sure it means yes.

10/28/2009 12:15:28 AM

oh I'll credit you with something

10/28/2009 12:15:43 AM

^^^so we cool???!!!?!??!?

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 12:16 AM. Reason : damn carrots]

10/28/2009 12:15:58 AM

A friend's baby died today. It made me so sick to hear that. It makes me want to let Silas sleep in our bed tonight.

10/28/2009 12:16:21 AM

i just found out a friend's baby died during labor


makes me not wanna get pregnant, and makes me sad talking to my friend who is currently pregnant

10/28/2009 12:18:16 AM

My friend's baby was ten months old. When Silas was so ill, he was just a few days old and he hadn't quite become a person to me. I just cannot imagine the grief.

10/28/2009 12:23:06 AM

10/28/2009 12:24:50 AM

<sub>A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP....

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP....

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

The coffin stops.</sub>

10/28/2009 12:32:17 AM

thinking about going back to school...

10/28/2009 12:34:17 AM

get the fuck out of here

are you serious?

10/28/2009 12:34:31 AM

my touchpad-scrolling keeps disabling itself when I do something particular in facebook.

problem is I'm not yet sure what that something is.

10/28/2009 12:36:38 AM

^11

^10 o rly?

^9 yea, we're cool

10/28/2009 12:39:44 AM

10/28/2009 12:41:07 AM

10/28/2009 12:43:11 AM

should I be exited about my wedding?

10/28/2009 12:46:17 AM

serious

10/28/2009 12:47:58 AM

^^HAHAHA your misspelling made me crack the fuck up

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 12:48 AM. Reason : ...]

10/28/2009 12:48:22 AM

dude this shit is scary.... so much planning...big scary ass church

10/28/2009 12:55:30 AM

10/28/2009 12:58:39 AM

10/28/2009 12:59:10 AM

I hope these entertaining people will be up when I get back from the bar. I need to go get some pizza for dinner!

10/28/2009 1:05:05 AM

me so horny

10/28/2009 1:31:55 AM

i am starving. mostly b/c idk what to eat so I just haven't been

THIS DIET IS SO CONFUSING ARGH

10/28/2009 1:32:01 AM

mmmmmmmmm

grape juice is soo damned good

10/28/2009 1:42:14 AM

damn it

i am out of soda in my house.

10/28/2009 2:59:17 AM

fuck this, i need sleep. finish this damn thing tomorrow before its due

10/28/2009 3:13:29 AM

I have been awake since 9 PM last night.

I had forgotten this fact completely until everything near the middle of my center of vision (basically just the computer screen) started going all dizzy on me.

I'm going to fucking bed. Goddamn.

10/28/2009 3:23:49 AM

I stayed up to watch Growing Pains?!?!?! What was I thinking?

10/28/2009 5:07:11 AM

maybe i will finally feel better

10/28/2009 6:09:25 AM

can't sleep

time to get some biscuits and write a rock and roll song

10/28/2009 6:43:43 AM

A GIRL

10/28/2009 6:48:28 AM

As usual, I have failed my sons.

I'm just not capable son.



^ Me too son! (You're always thinkin that though son)

10/28/2009 8:27:08 AM

Sick day.

I hate taking these. I nearly blacked out in my cube tho, and I haven't been able to cram food into myself. Moving around = feeling like death.

Staying still = feeling alright.

I guess I'll just stay in my apartment for the rest of the day. I can't tell whether I'm sick because of the booze I had last night or whether it's because I'm actually sick with some sort of bug. Usually I only get lightheaded/nearly black out/have it coming out both ends when I have caught some sort of devil's disease.

I'm gonna go lay back down on the couch and stare out the window some more.

10/28/2009 8:32:53 AM

GUN TOTIN FREAK

10/28/2009 8:47:13 AM

The Great Pumpkin!

the GP always makes me think of Tori Amos now..."Not the Red Baron....Not Charlie Brown..."
I love the Red Baron sequence

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 9:01 AM. Reason : ]

10/28/2009 8:48:30 AM

Quote :

"i am starving. mostly b/c idk what to eat so I just haven't been THIS DIET IS SO CONFUSING ARGH"

what diet?

10/28/2009 9:02:32 AM

Glock 26

10/28/2009 9:03:22 AM