10/28/2009 3:41:24 PM
ehe, to quote poopface
10/28/2009 3:43:28 PM
aww you're no asshole saps. bitches be crazy!
10/28/2009 3:45:23 PM
A GIRL
10/28/2009 3:53:24 PM
you're not an asshole saps
10/28/2009 3:55:44 PM
I thinks saps may be an asshole.
10/28/2009 3:57:29 PM
I can not get motivated to write this damn paper that's due tomorrow. I'm so tired of these dumb classes.
10/28/2009 4:00:30 PM
I'm so sleepy already
10/28/2009 4:04:15 PM
A BOY
10/28/2009 4:05:31 PM
the whole situation is funny to me actually. it's almost...stalkeriffic
10/28/2009 4:07:17 PM
this Diet Coke tastes like a Diet and Captain
10/28/2009 4:10:48 PM
I seriously must have destroyed myself last night.I am happy that now I can put food into my system again.
10/28/2009 4:16:38 PM
This class I'm taking is just like a tww thread. It should be called "Argue about stupid things that we will never resolve until we turn blue in the face 101"
10/28/2009 4:21:20 PM
i kinda wish i was into the whole "dress up for Halloween" thing
10/28/2009 4:26:50 PM
interestingIf you have more than 250 friends, FB will limit the number of friends that show up in your Live Feed to... 250. This, I am guessing, due the traffic it could potentially generate... so it makes sense (to me). If you need to change that limit:Go to your HOME page. Make sure your news feed shows LIVE FEED. Then scroll to the bottom, click “Edit Options”, You will then see your NEWS FEED SETTINGS. Change the 250 to... whatever (less than 5000) for Facebook’s friend limit and your feed will work right again.
10/28/2009 4:31:12 PM
^sweet thanks!
10/28/2009 4:33:32 PM
I shouldn't have taken all of those Irish car bombs on an empty stomach last night
10/28/2009 4:33:43 PM
i'm in the mood to be a giant asshole right now
10/28/2009 4:35:42 PM
oooh oooh! PICK ME!!
10/28/2009 4:35:58 PM
right now?
10/28/2009 4:36:18 PM
right meow
10/28/2009 4:38:25 PM
Sometimes I look up things at work that are completely relevant to what I am working on, but then I look up later and realize the search term is something kind of suspicious like "two at a time" that would be weird if someone came in and saw me searching for. And now I want a car bomb.
10/28/2009 4:40:13 PM
I'm so excited! I'm in the final 2 for the morning/noon meteorologist position in Wichita Falls, TX!
10/28/2009 5:14:45 PM
I think I'm gonna try panera for the first time- I'm craving a good sammich and cup of soup, and since quizno's no longer does soup, and I don't feel like driving to cameron village, this seems like the next best option
10/28/2009 5:19:14 PM
awwww the belle dress is perfect!!!she's going to be so excited!
10/28/2009 5:23:04 PM
Maybe I will be an Alien or a Ghost for halloween.
10/28/2009 5:24:29 PM
aha apparently colleen hates lili with a passionsmall world we live in
10/28/2009 5:28:05 PM
i'm taking a god damn nap
10/28/2009 5:28:07 PM
Kinda late for a nap
10/28/2009 5:29:31 PM
this is a cool idea...
10/28/2009 5:51:11 PM
i think danielle harris may take my celebrity crush #2 spot
10/28/2009 6:14:17 PM
not the best day ever. not even close.
10/28/2009 6:29:21 PM
god damn you Biggest Loser for always making me cry
10/28/2009 6:30:24 PM
Food? Food? pls
10/28/2009 6:33:53 PM
im exhaustedi want to go to bed right now!
10/28/2009 6:38:04 PM
penne pasta and broccoli tossed with a little garlic butter. it might be my new favorite food.
10/28/2009 6:43:31 PM
WHATUP SONS?
10/28/2009 7:08:15 PM
i miss sex
10/28/2009 7:16:38 PM
me too
10/28/2009 7:30:53 PM
girl me too
10/28/2009 7:31:10 PM
me three
10/28/2009 7:31:45 PM
I don't feel like cleaningI don't feel like cooking or bakingI don't feel like being on the computerI don't feel like sleepingI definitely don't feel like schoolworkhmmmmmmmmmmmm
10/28/2009 7:37:41 PM
fuck, i don't feel like working tonight.....everyone stay home please
10/28/2009 7:38:16 PM
do you remember texting me the other night?
10/28/2009 7:39:04 PM
yeah....party
10/28/2009 7:39:22 PM
oooh a booty call text
10/28/2009 7:40:01 PM
yes and it was successful
10/28/2009 7:41:07 PM
damn you gotta teach me your tricks i'm hurtin for a good dicking!
10/28/2009 7:42:49 PM
well i don't see how classy statements like that aren't working for you already
10/28/2009 7:44:04 PM
10/28/2009 7:44:24 PM