BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
it seems a lot of dudes on tww have weird dicks. whats that about? 8/9/2011 2:47:55 AM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52723 Posts user info edit post |
haha, he's a cock-looker 8/9/2011 10:46:36 AM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
cock comparer
just makin sure im doin better than everyone in this thread, and yup! i win 8/9/2011 11:17:15 AM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52723 Posts user info edit post |
aaaaaaaaaand whattayahavetado to compare cocks? that's right... cock-look. you're a cock-looker 8/9/2011 11:34:27 AM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
i wasnt disputing that i looked at cocks. i was just clarifying that i didnt just look at cocks for funzies. i was comparing these to mine and feeling better about my life. its not my fault you cant do the same thing and you lead a sad tiny-cocked joyless life 8/9/2011 11:37:18 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
bodiacldnl 8/9/2011 11:38:36 AM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, but not just a cl. there's more to me, do not lie 8/9/2011 11:43:27 AM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52723 Posts user info edit post |
whatever helps you sleep better at night.
ya cock-looker 8/9/2011 11:45:21 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
If your urination competition is over, I'd like to see more boobs please. 8/9/2011 11:47:45 AM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
^ 8/9/2011 11:48:25 AM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
do you watch porn? unless you watch exclusively lesbian porn, then youve looked at dicks.
also, that time you asked that homeless guy to see his dick? you looked at a cock then 8/9/2011 11:48:40 AM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52723 Posts user info edit post |
i don't recall this homeless guy. regale me with more stories about him
and, it's one thing to notice a cock. it's another to look. and to compare? jesus.
I watch some pr0n every now and then (read: every 5 minutes), but I don't sit there and watch the dick go in and out. I focus on the chick. behind the ass, lookin at balls for an hour and a half aint my thing. but it sounds like it might be yours 8/9/2011 11:52:41 AM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
you dont remember the homeless guy? it's probably cause you were so fucked up on ludes. anyway, you were walking down salisbury by that church and you just kept mumbling about really wanteing to see some ock, but without putting any effort into it. so whoever you were with just suggested you pay a homeless to let you fondle his bits. so some poor homeless guy pulled out his dick and had it gummed by a luded out aaronburro right there in an alley. youre lucky you didnt have to get an abortion, you were so pumped full of hobo jizz
of course this is all secondhand info as i wasnt there, cause i'd never hang out with you. 8/9/2011 12:14:12 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52723 Posts user info edit post |
sounds like something for the confessions thread. I'm sorry you went through all of that. cock-looker 8/9/2011 12:17:18 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89698 Posts user info edit post |
Betteroffdead thinks and writes like he is in 6th grade. 8/9/2011 12:19:47 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
and dont get mad at me just cuase you dont remember sucking off a homeless. im just recounting the story, sport 8/9/2011 12:20:12 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52723 Posts user info edit post |
suuuuure you are. the story of a "friend" you had. cock-looker 8/9/2011 12:29:31 PM |
DalesDeadBug In Pressed Silk 2978 Posts user info edit post |
haha found this on page 47...i had 'relations' with the girl on the leftmost for a bit, she turned out to be fucking crazy
] 8/9/2011 12:34:04 PM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
damn Joie looks so young 8/9/2011 12:43:28 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
i am a big fan of joie's friend with the freckles whose bewbs are in this thread. 8/9/2011 12:53:02 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52723 Posts user info edit post |
^ she is cute, but her bewbs are "meh"
[Edited on August 9, 2011 at 1:04 PM. Reason : ] 8/9/2011 12:58:39 PM |
DalesDeadBug In Pressed Silk 2978 Posts user info edit post |
the girl i was talking about has an amazing body, everything perfectly in proportion
except her brain. INSANE 8/9/2011 1:00:30 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
the girl you are talking about def has a tdub account 8/10/2011 12:23:38 AM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
Is this the cute freckled friend in question? Because she means everything to me.
8/10/2011 12:52:59 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ Her boobs kind of remind me of droopy's jowls.
8/10/2011 1:00:28 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
I would not put my mouth on Droopy's jowls, but those? I'm pretty sure I would. 8/10/2011 1:10:31 AM |
DalesDeadBug In Pressed Silk 2978 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the girl you are talking about def has a tdub account" |
what is her user name? curious. something tells me she doesn't post here. (not anymore at least)]8/10/2011 1:14:33 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
I love how her tits are running away from each other 8/10/2011 1:43:13 AM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
Shes laying down 8/10/2011 1:46:33 AM |
DalesDeadBug In Pressed Silk 2978 Posts user info edit post |
that's when they look the best, right? it's naturalistic] 8/10/2011 1:47:44 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
really? I had no idea she was laying down 8/10/2011 1:49:23 AM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
she's definitely laying down
would love to see them when she's standing up, vicious gravity or not 8/10/2011 1:53:49 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
[/sarcasm] 8/10/2011 1:56:45 AM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
wait a sec, i just ran that picture through my gas chromatograph. you'll never guess what i found.
it appears she's laying down
[Edited on August 10, 2011 at 2:01 AM. Reason : btw omg <3 bewb tats] 8/10/2011 2:01:24 AM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
oh, i was thinking they were pretty hideous 8/10/2011 2:03:15 AM |
WillemJoel All American 8006 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "haha found this on page 47...i had 'relations' with the girl on the leftmost for a bit, she turned out to be fucking crazy" |
that must've been an eternity ago, because that girl has been with the same guy for at least 7 years. Been married the last 3 or so. I guess you got her when she was like, oh, maybe 18.8/10/2011 7:48:57 AM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
what girls aren't crazy at 18...am i right? 8/10/2011 8:24:55 AM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
what girls aren't crazy at 18...am i right? 8/10/2011 8:26:08 AM |
themayor All American 1473 Posts user info edit post |
what girls aren't crazy at 18...am i right?
8/10/2011 8:59:10 AM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
the girl DalesDeadBug is lying about fucking is Sugar Avi
and the freckled girl with her tits out making out/scissoring with Joie is tynkerbe111
[Edited on August 10, 2011 at 9:40 AM. Reason : thank you TWW wiki] 8/10/2011 9:34:51 AM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
damn i can't believe how many TWW's have posted their tits and dick on here 8/10/2011 10:58:21 AM |
DalesDeadBug In Pressed Silk 2978 Posts user info edit post |
^^no lies, but you can believe what you want 8/10/2011 11:11:58 AM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52723 Posts user info edit post |
this aint tynkerbe111
8/10/2011 1:02:34 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
^worked at ruckus I believe...
tinkerbell is the one in the picture early on this page kissing the girl who joie is huggin up on 8/10/2011 1:04:17 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
^^ correct, and that is not the girl I was referring to, that is the former Ruckus employee that got her three-way on with Joie and some dude in a hotel room 8/10/2011 1:37:12 PM |
WillemJoel All American 8006 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha you people
having known and still knowing all parties being discussed:
that ain't Tynkerbelle. Melissa and Erin look absolutely nothing alike.
There definitely wasn't a three way with Melissa, her ex, and Joie.
and, actually, I recall a time when Avisa and her beau were broken up for a period of time, I believe. Not saying you're telling the truth, but that's probably the closest to any truth being told in the last several posts. 8/10/2011 1:48:05 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
only one blind person thought ruckus girl was tynkerbell
and dude's obvious boner in the Joie/ruckus girl photoshoot tells a different story 8/10/2011 2:05:55 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
ha. there was not any threesomes that night. you dont have to believe me if you don't want to, but there were not.
we were young, drunk, and stupid.
thats the closest i have ever come to having nudes online (aside from some of my professional ones).
i'm glad thats only as far as it went. 8/10/2011 2:14:23 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52723 Posts user info edit post |
I WILL DEFEND THEE!!! I AM YOUR WHITE e-KNIGHT!!! 8/10/2011 2:15:53 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
seems plausible
I retract my earlier claim that a threesome likely occurred
but the dude was definitely sporting wood in his khaki shorts
I am a cocklooker 8/10/2011 3:17:31 PM |