All you need is loveeeee!

11/1/2009 10:53:57 PM

love is all you need

11/1/2009 11:03:00 PM

wouldn't it be something if it were just that easy

11/1/2009 11:04:08 PM

yeah I know

my grams is the only person who I know loves me unconditionally... but it's way too late to call her

11/1/2009 11:07:16 PM

Janet Jackson

11/1/2009 11:07:32 PM

annnddd ehre come the pictures i dont remember from friday night

11/1/2009 11:10:05 PM

im clean like dish detergent

[Edited on November 1, 2009 at 11:13 PM. Reason : ha]

11/1/2009 11:12:42 PM

ok phils.

jayson werth, knock another plz.


btw, we wore fake werth chinhawks to the game last night

it was hilarious

[Edited on November 1, 2009 at 11:14 PM. Reason : our seats were right behind him in right]

11/1/2009 11:13:46 PM

[Edited on November 1, 2009 at 11:16 PM. Reason : wrong page ]

11/1/2009 11:15:48 PM

come the fuck on phillies NOW!

11/1/2009 11:16:46 PM

i cross country tomorrow with the instructor and then dinner with my girl.....gonna be a good day

11/1/2009 11:16:52 PM

THANK YOU!

11/1/2009 11:18:57 PM

Tied up!!! Go Phillies!

11/1/2009 11:19:27 PM

i have twice yelled at them to come the fuck on and then they score so i guess they need to be yelled at over the internet a little bit

11/1/2009 11:22:49 PM

im down

i can yell on the internet machine

11/1/2009 11:28:02 PM

why are you not at the game? or have you been going to yankee stadium?


aw my favorite yankee player struck out

[Edited on November 1, 2009 at 11:30 PM. Reason : sfas]

11/1/2009 11:29:24 PM

WHIFF!

11/1/2009 11:29:39 PM

^^ i went last night.

i had partial season tickets, but only won 1 game in the WS in the lottery from partial season ticket holders.

11/1/2009 11:30:37 PM

i hate damon

oh i thought you got to go to all of them at "home"

great i jinxed the phillies with my hatred for damon

why was noone covering third

[Edited on November 1, 2009 at 11:35 PM. Reason : dfss]

11/1/2009 11:33:10 PM

so easy, a johnny damon could do it

11/1/2009 11:33:30 PM

i painted the fingernails on my left hand today because ive never actually painted my nails before. Im eating my pomegranate i notice they are the exact same color. Can't really tell the difference bw my pinky nail and a seed

wow im easily entertained.

[Edited on November 1, 2009 at 11:38 PM. Reason : i think i only notice because it would potentially make a good photo ]

11/1/2009 11:34:50 PM

at least arod is like 1 and 12 or 13

11/1/2009 11:36:55 PM

bedtime?

11/1/2009 11:38:09 PM

you need to stop fucking this up nickle

11/1/2009 11:38:11 PM

HOLY SHIT! Wow! What a night! Just did babysitting for 15 kids. Most of which were 2 years old and younger. One baby there was 7 days old. One baby I got stuck with would scream anytime she was put down so I got to hold her all night long. My back is killing me.

11/1/2009 11:40:17 PM

seriously, im not going to talk about my feelings on rivera.

3rd times a charm?

COME THE FUCK ON PHILLIES!

11/1/2009 11:40:35 PM

^^15 kids?????? DAMN

11/1/2009 11:41:25 PM

DAMN!

11/1/2009 11:41:46 PM

where's the remote?

11/1/2009 11:44:19 PM

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

USE STAIRS

[Edited on November 1, 2009 at 11:45 PM. Reason : fuck ]

11/1/2009 11:44:47 PM

^^^^Yeah, I mean there was more than one babysitter. It was for a Marine Corp Ball. But it was crazy...One baby would start crying and they would all start crying!

One baby had crazy diaper rash and anytime she would pee she would scream...not really happy with the parents on that one, that's not a diaper rash that happens after five minutes of a wet diaper, it was so bad it was bleeding.

Another parent didn't feed their child before they came and they gave us a can of spagetti-os to give them (we didn't have a can opener nor a microwave) so that kid didn't get to eat.

One kid didn't even come with a diaper bag and when she got there she was already wet.

I get to do another one of these on Thursday...I'm kinda not looking foward to it...at least I'm getting paid well.

[Edited on November 1, 2009 at 11:46 PM. Reason : ]

11/1/2009 11:45:46 PM

excedrin pm and a miller lite

11/1/2009 11:50:20 PM

Jon and Kate + 15?

11/1/2009 11:50:27 PM

those were some big nips

11/1/2009 11:53:04 PM

fuck.

just whatever.

11/1/2009 11:53:59 PM

haha I was totally about to say that! But yeah it was like that. We also had a few older kids in the 4-8 range, and they were a different story.

The worst part is the parents would come and check on their kids and we'd have to deal with the seperation anxiety all over again. I just wanted to be like "look if you're gonna come back just take your damn kid and leave!"

I may be complaining about it, but I did have fun tonight! I'm just happy I don't have any of my own kids right now!

Haha, gross my hands smell like diaper rash cream!

[Edited on November 1, 2009 at 11:56 PM. Reason : ]

11/1/2009 11:54:05 PM

cut myself shaving

11/1/2009 11:55:12 PM

i love arguing with people about how they are weak for being so far into religion....this facebook chat is hilarious

11/1/2009 11:59:30 PM

i wish i could get tired

11/2/2009 12:02:03 AM

*le sigh*

11/2/2009 12:02:15 AM

okay bed time now! Finally got my heart rate down enough to get relaxed to lay in bed...good night!

11/2/2009 12:07:28 AM

i guess that's why they call it the blues...........

11/2/2009 12:15:47 AM

guess I should try and go to sleep. I think biscuit is excited about being able to sleep in my bed tonight.

11/2/2009 12:45:44 AM

holiday roaddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

11/2/2009 12:47:57 AM

^good job screwing the page, fag

11/2/2009 12:48:26 AM

do you wanna fuck in the ass??? i would love to fuck you

11/2/2009 12:49:19 AM

shit

I forgot to look for lactase and mint oil

11/2/2009 12:59:48 AM

drinking another beer

11/2/2009 1:20:16 AM

^ that explains a lot

11/2/2009 1:22:36 AM

that explains nothing, slut

11/2/2009 1:23:46 AM