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11/2/2009 1:24:20 AM

I am thinking about eating the pie that I'm currently baking

11/2/2009 1:58:40 AM

is it bad when i choose going home with my dog than some girl

11/2/2009 1:59:17 AM

p.s. that girl was not happy

11/2/2009 2:12:35 AM

when the girl was not happy might have some effect on that

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still cant sleep. shouldnt have had that nap

11/2/2009 3:24:55 AM

Quote :

"still cant sleep. shouldnt have had that nap"

11/2/2009 3:41:42 AM

one of my very pregnant high school friends dressed up as an aptly-dressed belly dancer. :carlface:

11/2/2009 3:50:16 AM

Adia

11/2/2009 5:17:56 AM

I'll be happy when these 3:30 AMs are done with.

11/2/2009 5:19:26 AM

Quote :

""still cant sleep. shouldnt have had that nap""

11/2/2009 5:23:52 AM

and the monday morning tummy ache is here

11/2/2009 5:40:14 AM

and in slow motion



[Edited on November 2, 2009 at 7:36 AM. Reason : nice]

11/2/2009 7:35:33 AM

"sick" day...woot

11/2/2009 7:46:07 AM

18 cats. They are hungry.

11/2/2009 7:48:23 AM

AND IT'S UP AGAINST THE WALL REDNECK MOTHER

11/2/2009 7:49:36 AM

well the time change fucked my body clock up like whoa

11/2/2009 7:54:27 AM

i was rather confused with the sun being up while driving to work. i felt late as hell, haha

11/2/2009 7:59:48 AM

yeah at 5am my body was like "hey retard get up you're late for work"


when in fact i was not

11/2/2009 8:01:51 AM

i have a feeling the end of the day is going to suck balls..and the drive home in the dark is going to suck donkey balls

11/2/2009 8:04:28 AM

the toes on my left foot just got run over by a hand truck loaded with 12 flats of drinks...


they are burning...


i think they might be broken

11/2/2009 8:15:38 AM

Well shit, back to work after an awesome weekend

11/2/2009 8:25:29 AM

Finally getting that cross stitch done

only took 4 years

11/2/2009 8:34:41 AM

Glade bayberry spice candles might be the greatest scent of all time

[Edited on November 2, 2009 at 8:38 AM. Reason : p.s. our internet is still fucked after a month ]

11/2/2009 8:37:49 AM

WHY THE FUCK DOES MY OFFICE SMELL LIKE KITTY LITTER ALL OF A SUDDEN

11/2/2009 8:40:35 AM

really. the one time i don't check my email before class is the day my 8am is cancelled. REALLY?


I hate mondays with the firey passion of a thousand suns

11/2/2009 8:43:49 AM

Quote :

"FIREY PASSION OF A THOUSAND NUNS"

11/2/2009 8:44:50 AM

Quote :

""The Angry Nun" by Neil Bookman: "Bitch! Whore of Jesus! Dressed in black, you do not bleed, like a woman should bleed between the legs! But With your ruler, your crucifix of hatred, you strike my tender flesh! I bleed for you! Oh, mother." "

11/2/2009 8:50:37 AM

it just pissed me off when the secretary acted like i was an idiot for saying "don't let me forget to go vote tomorrow"...

she gave me her condescending "WHY?!" like it made absolutely no sense at all to vote in my local elections...

11/2/2009 8:59:23 AM

so selling the washer/dryer and mattress/bed is going to be very easy...

WHY won't someone buy this chair though? it's a great chair makes me sad...

11/2/2009 9:12:49 AM

I'm a happy son today.

11/2/2009 9:17:41 AM

i feel gross.

11/2/2009 9:22:03 AM

blah. guess there's no work for me today.

11/2/2009 9:22:48 AM

What did I do to my elbow?

11/2/2009 9:23:33 AM

sick day today... too embarrassed to let anyone see me like this

11/2/2009 9:33:11 AM

stupid holiday in the middle of the week next week

11/2/2009 9:37:18 AM

today is a bad day

11/2/2009 9:54:22 AM

accidentally took my mouse home on friday - and it's still there

11/2/2009 10:05:07 AM

I'm a little weirded out. My laser printer just randomly went through a warm-up cycle. It's never done that before. I'm the only one here.

11/2/2009 10:21:29 AM

Quote :

"today is a bad day "

what happened

11/2/2009 10:27:03 AM

damn

a girl on our dodeball team last week went down with a knee injury, but came back and played the rest of the match

turns out, she tore her acl

that's hardcore

11/2/2009 10:36:14 AM

Just found out that the ex I dated for 2.5 years (broke up recently) got some random chick preggers and now they're having a baby, but she's apparently pretty sketch and this may have been entrapment so she could get his $$$. Whoops!

Criz-ay-zeeness.

^ Ouch! Sucks for her.

[Edited on November 2, 2009 at 10:40 AM. Reason : .]

11/2/2009 10:37:28 AM

space heater?

11/2/2009 10:39:46 AM

why won't my throat quit hurting?

11/2/2009 10:56:51 AM

Throbbing with need son.


^ Too much cock rammin son.


This site distracts me from my homework son.

11/2/2009 10:57:16 AM

this site distracts me from a lot even when its boring

11/2/2009 10:59:30 AM

if I try this again, it's gonna have to be with some brown sugar added

this is gross as is

lol

she's gonna be back up here in a minute: "what you say? I ain't see that shit!"
well, that's because you can't follow directions, lady

[Edited on November 2, 2009 at 11:00 AM. Reason : dl]

11/2/2009 11:00:17 AM

So you're saying a cock is throbbing with need for the brown sugar son?

11/2/2009 11:01:00 AM

Microwave hard-boiled egg cookers are the best invention ever.

11/2/2009 11:18:52 AM

I think I may go get another tattoo today....if not sometime this week.

11/2/2009 11:19:18 AM

monday: italian beef
tuesday: salmon
wednesday: soup, or dinner out
thursday: leftovers
friday: pizza, prolly

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now, what to make tomorrow with mom? <3

11/2/2009 11:19:30 AM