GrumpyGOP

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"I have never seen a shred of evidence that MathFreak is capable of having a friendly conversation, and only a few shreds that he can have a rational one."

[Edited on October 9, 2005 at 8:16 PM. Reason : []]

10/9/2005 8:16:25 PM

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"The thread title wasn't in all caps, so you know salisburyboy wasn't too sure of this one."

-Specter

10/11/2005 1:24:22 PM

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"Consider the most misinterpreted passage in all the Bible. "This is My Body... this is the Cup of My Blood." If you were to analyze the elements scientifically you would see that they still maintain the physical properties and appearances of bread and wine - but we know in truth that they are not. The Bible is not a scientific textbook, but is not errant."

Wolfpack2K

10/11/2005 1:39:41 PM

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"billyboy: I could say that I want a Lay's potato chip to be president one day, but then how stupid would I look? However, if this potato chip was a neocon, I'm sure you would actually want to vote for it."

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=356238

[Edited on October 12, 2005 at 11:29 PM. Reason : ---]

10/12/2005 11:28:30 PM

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"30thAnnZ: neo-nazis marching and waving signs and flags is not the same thing as naked people buttfucking eachother at the intersection of avent ferry and gorman."

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=357881&page=2#7675198

10/15/2005 11:56:27 PM

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"Smoker4: And for the record, I don't think I've made any references to public buttsex in this thread (although I did mention a 40-foot penis)."

10/17/2005 1:19:47 AM

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"you connected the dots alright, but instead of a sailboat, you've got a lot of intersecting lines."

-30thAnneZ

[Edited on October 17, 2005 at 12:11 PM. Reason : .]

10/17/2005 12:11:03 PM

nastoute

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" that's alot of crazy to be pumping over the interweb you sure it can take it?"

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=337799

10/18/2005 4:05:52 PM

spookyjon

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" Asians are better at math, and they can fly."

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=358769

10/20/2005 8:46:45 AM

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"SandSanta: Here's the worlds smallest violin, made in china, playing for our country."

No context necessary.

10/23/2005 9:45:48 PM

GrumpyGOP

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"Look If they like white so much, they won't mind a little bit more all over their faces"

10/24/2005 2:03:13 PM

You know what's sad, is that I knew that one was going to make it on here.

At least my feeble ego is propped up for a while longer.

10/24/2005 5:19:57 PM

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"WHAT KIND OF IDIOTS DO YOU THINK THE USERS HERE ARE THAT THEY WOULD BELIEVE YOUR CRAP?"

- salisburyboy

HAHAHAHAHAHA

10/26/2005 3:05:37 PM

i wonder how many pages this will reach by 2006

10/26/2005 3:21:30 PM

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"Most everyone knows that I'm not "crazy"."

guess who again!

10/27/2005 12:08:50 PM

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"Hey, it's this thread again."

-spookyjon

11/3/2005 4:02:44 PM

JonHGuth

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"my ex was crazy about anal sex so it must not feel too bad [Edited on November 3, 2005 at 3:54 PM. Reason : she would always beg for it] "

spookyjon

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"Tell us more."

Fry

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"^ please don't."

11/4/2005 12:19:49 AM

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"Not just sex -- anal sex."

MathFreak~

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"That is probably not true. At least in my experience. It's basically any sex between males. I remember back in Russia I was hanging around in downtown..."

11/4/2005 1:05:56 AM

aaronburro

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"I will thus try and have sex with men."

11/4/2005 7:56:52 AM

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"be careful you don't get your house firebombed by anarchists"

-Snewf

http://brentroad.com/message_postreply.aspx?topic=362368

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"you keep associating anarchism with violence way to fall into 19th century propaganda do you honestly believe that people would just start beating the shit out of each other simply because the law didn't forbid it?"

-Snewf

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=362449

11/4/2005 3:16:21 PM

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"You people keep living in fantasy land. I'm living in reality."

-salisburyboy

11/8/2005 4:05:16 PM

oh, you motherfucker. i was about to post that quote too, but i was having trouble finding this thread.

11/8/2005 4:24:37 PM

i LOL'd all over the place after reading that one!

11/8/2005 4:53:44 PM

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"very very well said. i got to give it to u salisbury"

-xyzabc

11/8/2005 6:51:16 PM

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"Ok. We know they carried out 9/11 to justify war in Afghanistan, Iraq, the phony "war on terrorism", and to implement a tyrannical police state in America and around the globe. And they carried out the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing to ramp up the police state here in America"

-salisburyboy

haha, common knowledge, right?

11/12/2005 8:37:55 PM

It's a given.

Let's move on to more controversial issues.

11/12/2005 9:02:08 PM

this thread is about bringing the funny...not debating anything controversial.

11/12/2005 9:08:47 PM

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"Democracy is a horrible ultimate goal!"

-LoneSnark

11/12/2005 9:12:07 PM

Ok, now that we've finally accepted reality.

George W. Bush = Android?

11/12/2005 9:19:36 PM

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"The "official story" LIES on 9/11 are GOING DOWN! You can't stop the truth. It is self evident."

11/15/2005 1:07:45 PM

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"Use your brain, you nitwit."

salisburybot

11/15/2005 4:49:02 PM

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"They should basically march in and introduce a resolution declaring the president is doing "a heckuva job," allow no amendments, and force the GOP Congressmen to vote on that."

Gamecat

11/18/2005 8:35:50 PM

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" own three copies of farenheit 9/11 just in case i break one in elation"

--Woodfoot

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=367819

There are some other good quotes in that thread.

11/28/2005 8:11:00 AM

the big girl

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"how are those people you listed so crazy and radical (me and wlpck4life)? ggmon is just a troll, ill admit that"

[Edited on November 29, 2005 at 7:18 PM. Reason : RED SQUARE]

11/29/2005 7:17:56 PM

joshnumbers

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"I guess they finaly realized youre suppose to fight terrorists in the war on terror and if you cant find terrorists, just call everyone you kill a terrorist"

11/30/2005 12:10:06 AM

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"trikk311: bush has a great plan for iraq...and its going well..and we are winning..."

[Edited on November 30, 2005 at 11:50 PM. Reason : k]

11/30/2005 11:49:35 PM

30thAnnZ

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"how many americans have they killed since their little sucker punch? how many of the little fucks have we wasted since then? that's what i thought. "

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"airport security? customs? muhammad please. how many fucking ragheads are scared to death of a cruise fucking missile right now or a 5000 pound bomb? now go eat some fucking falafel and shut the fuck up."

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=283634&page=7#7946039

I see your true colors, shining through.

12/8/2005 11:46:00 AM

embed the song, it'll make it better

12/8/2005 1:12:46 PM

THABIGL

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"I hear this place used to be a good, balanced discussion of politics."

12/9/2005 2:04:48 AM

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" I try to stay away from sensationalist stuff and things that are based in pure speculation, and rather stick with stuff that can be proven. And I try to use mainstream sources whenever I can."

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"Some people are under this delusion that accusing someone of being a "bigot" acutally carries some kind of weight...that it is actually accusing them of anything wrong."

-salisburyboy

[Edited on December 16, 2005 at 11:41 PM. Reason : asdfa]

12/16/2005 11:32:59 PM

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"Josh8315: Sorry, if you dont believe that fossils are the bones of once living creatures you do meet the criteria of those qualified to argue with me."

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=373973&page=5#8039541

the sad part is that at about page 3 I knew I was gonna get some material from this thread...

12/23/2005 4:54:14 PM

HOW OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"fossil Function: noun 1 : a remnant, impression, or trace of an organism of past geologic ages that has been preserved in the earth's crust "

youre sad.

[Edited on December 23, 2005 at 5:09 PM. Reason : -]

12/23/2005 5:01:48 PM

this is the best soap box thread i ever made

12/23/2005 7:30:45 PM

and you can make another great one in 9 days!!!

12/23/2005 7:37:28 PM

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"clearly, these pictures show a series of biological descendents. Clearly, each corvette "model" gave physical and biological birth to the next depicted "model." Clearly, the corvette is alive."

A master of rhetorical skill.

-aaronburro

[Edited on December 23, 2005 at 7:50 PM. Reason : - ]

12/23/2005 7:50:16 PM

the only sad part is that I wasn't serious. you, however, were in what I posted.

12/23/2005 7:52:23 PM

OMG!!!!!!

I ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT FOSSILS WERE ONCE LIVING ORGANISMS ????????
SHIT SOMEONE CALL THE FUCKING SOAP BOX POLICE



The difference is that I make sense.

12/23/2005 7:55:00 PM

hey, thx for posting that gem straight into this thread as well. saved me the copy and pasting.

I nailed you for what the quote meant, and that meaning had nothing to do with actually believing that fossils represent something that was once alive.

12/23/2005 7:56:39 PM

Youre still not making any sense.

12/23/2005 7:57:20 PM

thats funny. cause I keep drinking more beer, and your mom doesn't get any prettier...

12/23/2005 8:02:24 PM