well that is true. i thought it was pretty funny. i think the cow kites and the he-man reference were my favorite parts.

6/27/2005 6:39:22 PM

elaborate on the cow kites, I didn't understand that reference

6/27/2005 9:10:25 PM

if it was a reference, i didnt get it either, i just thought it was funny.

"how'd you do it, cleveland?"
*cleveland with a cow on a kite string flying in the air*
"the trick is to get him running before you start running."

6/27/2005 9:53:28 PM

who cares if it was a reference. I was rolling on the floor.

6/27/2005 10:10:44 PM

Quagmire's scenes were the best.

[Brooke walks in]
Quagmire - "Giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity"
Contestant - "Dude pull up your pants!"


Brooke [holding rose] - Glenn, will you accept this rose?
Quagmire - You chose me even after I drugged you and tried to take your unconsious body back to my room to have sex with you?
Brook - Wha...?
Quagmire - Yes!

6/27/2005 10:59:01 PM

one of the best eps. quality.

6/27/2005 11:25:42 PM

I'm going to disagree. I've seen every Family Guy and this was by far my least favorite. The whole Stewie talking about Brian's book got real old real fast . . . and then they did it again . . .

The scraping knee was funny way back when. This tried to emulate it in an even more drawn out fashion and failed. It was like the new chicken scene. Unnecessary.

6/28/2005 11:23:54 AM

bump cuz fox sucks ass.


new episode next weekend.

7/3/2005 9:30:36 PM

are you sure?

I thought I remembered there being a commercial for some new show that was starting next week in that time slot on fox

7/3/2005 9:49:55 PM

Quote :

"Sunday 7/10/2005 9:00 PM, 30 min -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Family Guy 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter Peter runs up a huge tab at Mort Goldman's pharmacy, and settles it by selling Meg to Mort, whose nerdy son Neil has a crush on her. Of course, Meg can't stand Neil. Meanwhile, the Griffins search for a babysitter for Stewie. (2005) "

7/4/2005 7:39:52 AM

The new episodes are growing on me. After watching the new ones on CN on Thursday nights, I'm starting to appreciate the humor more. It was just hard for new stuff to compete with episodes that I had on DVD and memorized the dialogue to.

7/8/2005 10:26:00 AM

Lord tonight has been great so far. The breakfast machine, extended vomiting scene, and Stewie's rant on frat boys all had me rolling. God bless Family Guy.

7/10/2005 9:17:47 PM

This might be my favorite episode of the new season. Meg calling Peter a fat son of a bitch makes me laugh even now.

I wasn't paying attention during the vomit scene at first. What did they drink and why did they do it?

7/10/2005 9:33:58 PM

They each chugged a bottle of ipecac to have a contest to see who could go the longest without vomiting. Winner got the pie in the fridge. Basically did it because Peter thought he was getting everything free from Mort's pharmacy.

7/10/2005 9:37:41 PM

haha and the simpsons jab was good too

7/10/2005 9:44:25 PM

torrent link plz

7/10/2005 9:53:27 PM

the epicach scene had me CRYING... i couldn't even pay attention to the next couple things b/c I was still rolling from that one... I gotta watch it again!

7/10/2005 10:31:17 PM

So, that rant about abercrombie, etc, was hilarious. Anyone write that down?

7/10/2005 10:37:22 PM

who the hell watches family guy with a pad and pencil?

7/10/2005 10:48:14 PM

i

7/10/2005 11:11:53 PM

this has probably been discussed but when does Stewie sing "F'n cry" and when does he sing "Laugh and cry" in the title sequence?

7/10/2005 11:33:43 PM

Its always been laugh and cry. It just sounds like f'n cry.

7/10/2005 11:42:04 PM

Herculians.

7/10/2005 11:43:31 PM

but I have a few epsiodes on DivX and some clearly say laugh and cry, some clearly say f'n cry

7/10/2005 11:45:45 PM

Yeah I definately think they changed it at some point but I haven't been able to find out when.

7/11/2005 12:10:51 AM

It was always supposed to be "Laugh and Cry", but they re-recorded after season 1 or 2 (can't remember), when people were saying it sounded like "f'n cry".

7/11/2005 12:14:22 AM

haha, I have never laughed so hard at any scene in family guy as I was when they were puking. Also, what is the name of that thing that they interviewed for the babysitting job..the blob thing, and the Dinasour that shot something out of its horn. I know I should remember, but I cant.

7/11/2005 1:38:45 AM

7/11/2005 1:49:25 AM

The vomit scene was lame. not shocking, not funny - just retarded.

7/11/2005 7:57:34 AM

It had me in tears

7/11/2005 4:50:22 PM

just my package, god delivered it, I signed for it, world keep spinning

7/11/2005 5:08:43 PM

^that shit was hilarious

OH MY GOD IS JEREMY STILL IN THE TRUNK??? How long has it been? Two...two weeks....yep he's dead...definately dead....

7/11/2005 5:52:42 PM

Normally something like the vomit scene would gross me out and disgust me, but I laughed my ass off.

7/11/2005 5:52:44 PM

the vomiting was funny in a team america: world police kinda way.

7/11/2005 6:28:28 PM

Pointless in Team america as well. Making a joke about shitting your pants is funny. Watching someone shit thier pants for no point is retarded.

7/11/2005 7:20:17 PM

just one of those jokes that tries to catch you the right way. some people will think its retarded, others won't

7/11/2005 7:32:59 PM

Yeah, in Team America, I thought it drug out way too long, but Family Guy made it funny with the dialogue and characters on the show.

7/11/2005 8:37:24 PM

man i thoughty that episode was kinda weak

but the vomitting scene was hilarious


maybe when i rewatch it ill like it better

7/11/2005 9:22:38 PM

Quote :

"NOW GO BACK TO THE QUAD AND RESUME YOUR HACKY-SACK TOURNEY! I'M NOT GONNA LIE DOWN FOR SOME FRAT BOY BASTARD WITH HIS DAMN TIVAS SANDALS AND HIS SKOAL BAND-AIDS AND HIS ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH LONG SLEEVE, OPEN STITCH, CREW NECK HENDLEY SMOKING HIS STICKY BUDS OUT OF A SODA CAN WHILE WATCHING HIS FAVORITE DOWNLOADED SIMPSONS EPISODES EVERY NIGHT! YES, WE ALL LOVE MR. PLOW. OH, YOU'VE GOT THE SONG MEMORIZED DO ? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! THAT IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF IDIOT YOU SEE AT TACO BELL AT ONE IN THE MORNING. THE GUY WHO JUST WHIFFED HIS WAY DOWN THE BAR SKANK LADDER!"

7/11/2005 10:15:50 PM

The Pee-Wee Herman breakfast thing was the best.

7/11/2005 10:19:53 PM

In case you missed sunday's episode...check this out

http://www4.ncsu.edu/~jdlivin2/familyguy-epicach.wmv

7/12/2005 9:01:27 PM

gg

7/12/2005 9:19:17 PM

^^^What was that?

7/13/2005 3:11:43 PM

Breakfast making machine

7/13/2005 3:13:36 PM

^6 forgot... "DOES HE WANT TO THROW HANDS CUS I'LL THROW HANDS"

good stuff.

7/13/2005 5:38:22 PM

Quote :

"So, that rant about abercrombie, etc, was hilarious. Anyone write that down?"

Many thanks ShinAntonio!

7/13/2005 10:49:59 PM

That vomiting scene was one of the most futile attempts at humor I've ever seen.

7/14/2005 1:34:07 AM

Thumbs up tonight for Asian Trix and the Corey Haim bit.

7/17/2005 10:13:46 PM

and the A-Ha music video and the never ending story reference

7/17/2005 11:05:56 PM

hah, the asian trix and neverending story were both good ones

7/17/2005 11:15:46 PM