EVE HOLT!

[Edited on May 1, 2007 at 3:48 PM. Reason : eve 6 holt?! ]

5/1/2007 3:48:08 PM

her?

5/1/2007 3:51:52 PM

There's no "i" in "Teamocil," at least not where you thiinnnnk

5/1/2007 4:11:23 PM

I'm in love with your brother in law

Michael, I knew it

No, no, that's your brother,

You're in love with your own brother, the one in the army?

No, your brother in law

That's me, You love me

No, I'm in love with Tobias

5/1/2007 4:35:01 PM

there is no Nelly in our family. Well with the exception of Tobias

5/1/2007 4:40:53 PM

Isn't it fun to talk like this

5/1/2007 4:44:18 PM

Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist

5/1/2007 4:47:01 PM

5/1/2007 4:52:33 PM

Dr. Funke's 100% Natural Good Time Family Band Solution

5/1/2007 11:23:19 PM

YOU CAN'T HAVE BEES IN HERE!

5/1/2007 11:28:51 PM

BEATRICE!

5/2/2007 1:02:54 AM

Miiiiiistah FFFFFFFFFF

5/2/2007 6:44:36 PM

NO TOUCHING

5/2/2007 7:14:32 PM

Look, I know you got an alligator in spelling...

5/11/2007 1:10:38 AM

crocodile

it looks like you're hunting dragons.....in the future


[Edited on May 11, 2007 at 1:13 AM. Reason : adfs]

5/11/2007 1:12:40 AM

Happy Valentine's Day, Nazis!

5/13/2007 3:14:38 AM

Well, that's why people hate hospitals

5/13/2007 3:24:48 AM

It's his glasses.

They make him look like a lizard.

5/13/2007 3:43:08 AM

chicken fingers.... with club sauce

5/13/2007 10:29:18 AM

Do these shorts effectively hide my thunder?

5/13/2007 10:36:46 AM

"...he threatened 'someone stupid' in our family, I think he might have meant Buster."

"He might have meant Gob."

5/13/2007 10:48:40 AM

So last night I realized that the evil chick in The Mummy Returns was Marta #2.

5/14/2007 3:38:58 PM

marta #1 was so hot, and marta #2 wasn't hot at all.

very disappointing substitution.

5/14/2007 3:59:18 PM

this kind of agility?!?!?

5/14/2007 4:02:16 PM

^^

5/14/2007 7:29:30 PM

On the upside, it set a precedent for the running joke of superfluous recastings.

5/14/2007 7:34:39 PM

Marta #1 was hotter and they played Cry Love because of her.

She'll always be my Marta.

5/14/2007 7:45:29 PM

Buster: The doctor said, "No kissing her on the face for one week." I was like, "Make it two weeks, see if I care!"

5/14/2007 8:01:44 PM

Tobias: What are you doing up here?
George Sr.: I'm having a fucking tea party, what does it look like I'm doing?
[shoves Tobias against the wall with his hand over Tobias' mouth]
George Sr.: I'm living up here and if you tell anyone about this, I will fucking kill you. Ah, stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

5/14/2007 8:06:37 PM

i sure could go for some hot ham water right about now

5/14/2007 8:44:17 PM

She'll always be my Marta.

and

Quote :

"stop licking my hand, you horse's ass."

hahaha, one of the best lines of that show.

[Edited on May 14, 2007 at 8:46 PM. Reason : and then tobias is licking his lips as he lets him go. hahahaha]

5/14/2007 8:46:09 PM

Who left the cap off my ****ing Glisten?!

5/14/2007 8:59:55 PM

you could say I'm buy-curious

[Edited on May 14, 2007 at 11:42 PM. Reason : ]

5/14/2007 11:41:38 PM

she said it was a bob

5/15/2007 1:12:24 AM

Annie McNoface

5/15/2007 1:20:57 AM

but still, where'd the lighter fluid come from?

5/15/2007 1:26:07 AM

Hey, possible nephew.

5/16/2007 6:44:07 AM

So hows Nellie doing?
Away, you forgot to say away.

[Edited on May 16, 2007 at 9:29 AM. Reason : clarity]

5/16/2007 9:27:19 AM

say goodbye to these

5/18/2007 10:58:39 PM

Obviously this blue part here is the land.

[Edited on June 1, 2007 at 11:45 PM. Reason : .]

6/1/2007 11:39:30 PM

CAR TROUBLE?

6/13/2007 12:50:08 PM

that one's polly?

6/14/2007 2:19:36 AM

pop pop gets a treat, right?

6/14/2007 10:01:24 AM

why don't you start jetteing and stop je-terrorizing

6/14/2007 10:55:19 AM

Do not order the Skip's Scramble.

7/11/2007 1:52:48 AM

You're not allowed to have bees in here.

7/11/2007 1:54:52 AM

Don't call it that.

7/11/2007 1:55:40 AM

what is up with the part at the end of one of the last episodes (i think the fundraiser one) where they say "cut" and everyone starts cheering? never really got the joke if it was supposed to be one.

7/11/2007 1:57:38 AM

the shocking finale was going to be presented live

7/11/2007 2:00:36 AM

It'll take a lot more than a heart attack to kill that old bear. Old bear... he likes the honey.

7/11/2007 2:03:13 AM