6 pages of delish

1/20/2008 9:26:04 AM

my gf won't let me wash her butthole

she doesn't trust me to do it, I guess

1/20/2008 9:35:14 AM

you can be as open in a relationship as possible

and some people still have to have some resemblance of personal privacy.

i wouldnt look at that as someone not trusting you or not letting you do whatever you want, but rather a decision you'd have to respect.

1/20/2008 9:46:38 AM

I do respect it

but she says that I'm all weird and closed off
that I'm secretive

I'm just used to that because I grew up with 2 sisters and a mother that were always trying to pry into my shit
but my "secrecy" makes her suspicious

like I could cheat on her, ha!

1/20/2008 9:49:11 AM

i'd love that type of relationship.

1/20/2008 10:22:30 AM

a relationship where you fight all of the time?

1/20/2008 10:23:15 AM

Quote :

"an ex-bf a few years ago was "interested" in butt play on himself (me doing the playing), so after a thorough shower one night i played around on him with a finger or two, and he loved it"

yah, i had an x that actually really liked to have his ass licked and fingered. A good many of my female friends REALLY like it, i however prefer hole #1, but anyway thats how the whole experimentation thing started. But, generally speaking, i think messin around with a guys ass is like walking on thin ice

1/20/2008 12:19:06 PM

Yeah, on a lake of shit.

1/20/2008 12:22:19 PM

why is assplay "walking on thin ice"?

you afraid he might slip through and fall into an icy pool of faggotry?

1/20/2008 12:25:07 PM

haha, ok bad example. I just ment you can't start pokin round a man's anus

1/20/2008 12:44:49 PM

she aint even gotta be my girl

1/20/2008 12:46:48 PM

^i saw you at jax friday night

1/20/2008 1:02:26 PM

[NO], gross.

1/20/2008 1:10:53 PM

i got to go downtown the other night. mmm, but stayed mostly in the front this time.

1/23/2008 12:50:08 PM

saw who posted, and knew it was an update of the other night


crotch n' mouth should be a special on every sexual menue

1/23/2008 12:52:59 PM

last night, actually

1/23/2008 1:09:24 PM

i went for a 5 mile run this morning around 6am, and after i showered i was hungry for some breakfast. what did i have? butthole and oatmeal (the oatmeal came much later, of course)

2/16/2008 9:49:23 AM

you should have just spakeled it on

[Edited on February 16, 2008 at 10:06 AM. Reason : e]

2/16/2008 10:05:57 AM

Gross

2/16/2008 10:06:48 AM

negatory

2/16/2008 1:42:18 PM

Quote :

"she aint even gotta be my girl"

2/16/2008 1:54:05 PM

gross.

2/16/2008 4:43:10 PM

In answer to your question, yes, I like your girlfriends butthole all the time, joe17669.

2/16/2008 5:15:32 PM

snewf maked me spit skoal out of my nose.

2/16/2008 6:47:44 PM

this thread

2/16/2008 7:15:32 PM

yum

2/16/2008 7:36:14 PM

thanks for the reminder DA with your engagement rimjob thread!

it's been over a week since i had some ass

4/9/2008 10:21:22 PM

The incredible edible ASS



http://www.edibleanus.com/

5/20/2008 5:22:48 PM

^ if you lick it your tongue will turn brown

5/20/2008 7:09:10 PM

"smootch it like a mule eatin' an apple"

5/20/2008 7:12:29 PM

Quote :

"‘Say 'Thank You' with a box of delightful chocolate starfish.’ Bizarre Magazine"

chocolate starfish are exactly why i make her take a shower first.

5/20/2008 7:13:42 PM

man you guys always know how to give me a good laugh..hehehehe

5/20/2008 7:15:31 PM

bttt for tomorrow night festivities!

she's been out of town for nearly a month and is flying in tomorrow afternoon

6/5/2008 7:13:21 PM

oh

are you ready to taste other mans love juices?

6/5/2008 7:14:18 PM

6/5/2008 7:15:15 PM

^^ lolwut?

6/5/2008 7:15:28 PM

exactly...

6/5/2008 7:15:42 PM

Imagine the other end of this......

6/5/2008 7:26:36 PM

she won't let me :-\

6/5/2008 7:31:48 PM

lol

6/5/2008 7:34:39 PM

this thread makes me laugh every single time it gets bttt.

6/5/2008 8:56:27 PM

what made skoal spit out of nose?

6/5/2008 9:10:25 PM

6/5/2008 9:18:53 PM

I didn't read any of this thread, but...

you never go ass to mouth...






you sometimes go ass to mouth........................I KNEW IT

6/5/2008 9:40:26 PM

like to do it...but stay away from mine.

6/5/2008 9:42:22 PM

OMG WTF

6/5/2008 9:57:17 PM

Given and recieved, I agree with the majority, it's nice as long as it's clean (aka I was in the shower and saw you wash it or I washed it and other parts of you) and can be a nice addition to the night's sexual activities.

6/5/2008 10:48:00 PM

bttt im not gonna get any more until after labor day

8/18/2008 9:37:48 PM

this thread is epic

8/18/2008 9:41:41 PM

I told my wife I'm likin' her ass tonight.

At first she was like

then she was like

now she's like


TOO BAD HONEY, DAT ASS IS MINE!

8/18/2008 10:05:25 PM