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12/3/2007 1:23:46 AM

Sometimes an impulsive 2:00 AM cross-country trip is the only solution.

12/3/2007 1:28:24 AM

definitely felt like that before

12/3/2007 1:32:50 AM

^^ aww

12/3/2007 2:13:52 AM

12/3/2007 2:16:55 AM

wtf

you didn't keep this shit updated?



I wrote 20 short programs in Python yesterday. It was wonderful. Perl, I'm leaving you.



We actually reached the future about three years ago.



Facebook defines relationships. 'Yeah, we would have broken up last night, but the net connection was down.'

12/11/2007 1:38:25 AM

that was furshia's job

12/11/2007 1:39:57 AM

she's really taking this ignoring chembob shit too far.

i mean, i'm "cool" and "hip," right?

12/11/2007 1:42:15 AM

is wayne brady chembob gonna have to choke a bitch?!

[Edited on December 11, 2007 at 1:53 AM. Reason : http://www.chokeabitch.com/]

12/11/2007 1:46:54 AM

i might have to

12/11/2007 2:05:43 AM

I first saw this problem on the Google Labs Aptitude Test. A professor and I filled a blackboard without getting anywhere. Have fun.

12/12/2007 1:48:40 PM

I don't know about houseflies, but we definitely caught a lot of fruit flies with our vinegar bowl. Hooray science!

12/14/2007 2:57:29 AM

hmmmm

[Edited on December 14, 2007 at 3:30 AM. Reason : ]

12/14/2007 3:29:33 AM

I'm glad this is so much fun because I'm not sure how we're getting down.

12/17/2007 2:13:32 AM

I'm gonna have to add something to the strum bar so it makes a clicky sound like the old controllers. I'm so used to the feedback; the silence throws me off."

rofl

12/19/2007 11:29:03 AM

He's just jealous because everyone's up in the attic listening to Stephen Colbert.

12/23/2007 4:12:34 PM

Family going to bed at 10 PM is so much worse than jet lag.



Blade Runner: Classic, but incredibly slow.



Clearance for this Sign: 11 Feet



Never bring tequila to a key-signing party.



Did you know they can actually physically throw you out of SIGGRAPH?



'It's either 'your mom' jokes or me' 'Then I, like so many men before me, must reluctantly choose your mom.'



Ron Paul wants to put the New Republic back on the Corusca gem standard.



And sometimes I use it to retaliate against the guy upstairs with the loud girlfriend and the elliptical dish.



Zero results: 'snake charming' and 'haberdashery'. (Things like 'car' and 'boating' and such are of course the highest, by a huge margin.)



My Redwall/Jurassic Park crossover fanfic is almost complete!

1/15/2008 9:53:49 AM

i actually loled at todays

1/16/2008 9:11:48 AM

i'm glad i started reading these again



[Edited on January 18, 2008 at 9:12 AM. Reason : hey wrong comic, but that's ok, it's still funners]

1/18/2008 9:11:58 AM

Or so I hope?

1/18/2008 9:13:25 AM

ooh, that's a good one.

1/18/2008 9:21:36 AM

^^i love that comic

NCSU sailing club has learn to sail monday tuesday thursday and friday 3 pm meet in the parking lot of the gym.

1/20/2008 2:06:23 AM

And the journal is filled with all the things I'd say to her if I were nice like you. I burn it when it's full.

emooooo

1/23/2008 12:47:27 AM

As they're both unplugged, they do a lovely Daisy Daisy/Still Alive duet.



The universe started in 1970. Anyone claiming to be over 38 is lying about their age.

1/28/2008 11:04:37 AM

lol... epoch fail

1/28/2008 12:17:40 PM

ha ha the EPOCH FAIL is the only thing i've ever seen (regarding this thread or the whole 'FAIL' thing) thats been funny to me

although i do like the emo shit



I WISH I COULD TELL THE GUY TO STOP WALKING IT DOESNT MATTER HOW FAR!!!1

1/28/2008 1:48:33 PM

wtf



That's my hat! You took my hat!

1/31/2008 12:13:52 AM

that's just stupid

1/31/2008 12:15:49 AM

^^It's a continuation of another one a few comics earlier, where guy-in-hat makes random strangers feel bad by glancing at them. I laughed, but I had also read the previous guy-in-hat one.

2/3/2008 6:47:44 AM

2/3/2008 8:51:38 AM

^^^^the subway one is awesome

definitely one of the better ones

2/3/2008 2:10:40 PM

Of course, the assert doesn't work.

2/5/2008 7:31:00 AM

he's been very emo as of late

2/5/2008 10:27:32 AM

yeah, they've been harder to lol at

2/5/2008 7:36:39 PM

that HAL/GLaDOS one is worth a month of crappy emo ones.

2/5/2008 7:44:22 PM

yeah, i didn't find that one very funny either

2/6/2008 5:13:56 PM

I Can't Believe It's Not Emo!





U+FDD0 is actually Unicode for the eye of the basilisk, though for safety reasons no font actually renders it.

2/6/2008 5:15:57 PM

rofl, that's a good one.

2/6/2008 5:19:30 PM

I just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the MIT computer science program permanently



I find so much fun in language

2/8/2008 3:12:50 PM

Films need to do this more, if only to piss off the people who have to feed it into the projector.

2/8/2008 3:19:37 PM

Later we'll dress up as Big Oil thugs and jump Ralph Nader.

[Edited on February 11, 2008 at 4:12 PM. Reason : !]

2/11/2008 3:23:06 PM

that needs an edit

2/11/2008 3:26:02 PM

It was also fun when those teenagers tried to egg our house and it insta-cooked the eggs in mid-air.

2/11/2008 3:27:44 PM

Oh, look, the 'make everything better' button was here behind the bookshelf all along.



Dammit, grow some fuckin' balls.

2/14/2008 8:17:01 PM

2/15/2008 12:01:37 AM

How it Works


It's pi plus C, of course

[Edited on February 18, 2008 at 2:43 PM. Reason : yeah :/]

2/18/2008 2:43:19 PM

hahahahahahahha

2/18/2008 3:04:00 PM

^^She wasn't finished yet

2/18/2008 3:20:13 PM

well they're both fundamentally wrong

assuming it's (x^2)dx and an indefinite integral

I think the best part is the huge shitstorm of argument that this started on the xkcd forums:
http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=18590

[Edited on February 18, 2008 at 3:31 PM. Reason : /]

2/18/2008 3:29:38 PM

What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!



We are sexy, sexy Von Neumann machines.

2/22/2008 8:33:14 AM