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10/17/2008 6:20:45 PM

if i am a prude, then
EMCE is white.

10/17/2008 6:21:58 PM

I'm sorry. Let me rephrase that.

bottombaby is a prude when it comes to me

10/17/2008 6:22:44 PM

HULLOH

10/17/2008 6:25:16 PM

But EMCE our love is too pure to defile with such things.

10/17/2008 6:25:56 PM

nonsense

you could at least send me some of your personal porno pics
I'm not asking for the world....I'm just asking for you to work with me a little bit here

10/17/2008 6:27:52 PM

If could do you one better, I have video.
But you cannot have it.
It would make you .

10/17/2008 6:29:19 PM

oh, just send it anyway
I'll be the judge of the ness

10/17/2008 6:30:10 PM

everytime i see my short stubby little fingers on p33n, it makes me want to because i look like a 4 year old midget.
w00t.

/dumbtarded

10/17/2008 6:31:29 PM

you have my email address
and my AIM screenname

I expect you to contact me shortly with the video, thx

10/17/2008 6:32:13 PM

I do?
Oh wait, yes I do.

10/17/2008 6:33:08 PM

still waiting....

if we don't start this transfer now, we'll have to wait til later. because I have to go to the gym soon

10/17/2008 6:36:31 PM

I wouldn't mind face raping EMCE

It'll only take me a

second to choke his trachea

10/17/2008 6:44:59 PM

face rape haiku?

10/17/2008 6:46:22 PM

continuing with the japanese theme...

10/18/2008 11:12:50 AM

I've skull fucked, but never face raped. The sound of choking/gagging isn't something I strive for.

10/18/2008 11:19:34 AM

the puking is generally a turn off

10/18/2008 12:00:45 PM

generally

10/18/2008 12:01:26 PM

well, if it's just like slobbery wetness, that's ok. messy blowjob ftw.
if there is actual food involved, that is not ok.

10/18/2008 12:02:50 PM

I lurb my theads.

10/18/2008 12:29:15 PM

10/18/2008 3:36:41 PM

face RAKE

10/18/2008 4:48:47 PM

11/29/2008 6:22:10 PM

Please, God, let me find another girl who can chug down my entire penis. I've experienced it once, and my blowjob recipient frame of reference has never been the same.

Please also make this woman not be a crazy pain in my ass.


I mean, really, how difficult could this be? I doubt I could do it, but then again, I've never sucked a dick. You'd think that more women would have this skill mastered.

...and I'm not trying to make anyone who can't manage feel inadequate or insecure about giving blow jobs. Don't get me wrong--the worst fellatio I've ever received was much better than none at all!

[Edited on November 29, 2008 at 8:40 PM. Reason : asdfasd]

[Edited on November 29, 2008 at 8:41 PM. Reason : also, more forceful suction is another common area for improvement.]

11/29/2008 8:34:01 PM

You rang?

11/29/2008 8:42:04 PM

we are in serious need of a red light district forum

11/29/2008 8:43:07 PM

Bullshit.

11/29/2008 9:20:42 PM

^^ no shit

11/29/2008 9:21:52 PM

y not yo


i wanna talk about my dick and not feel weird about it

11/29/2008 9:21:55 PM

Please feel free to talk about your dick.

11/29/2008 9:22:32 PM

nah, i feel weird

11/29/2008 9:22:52 PM

That's because you have a wang weird

[Edited on November 29, 2008 at 9:24 PM. Reason : weird wang, whatever]

11/29/2008 9:24:10 PM

meh

12/31/2008 1:35:39 AM

bump

1/12/2010 3:01:12 PM

this, skullfucking, close enough

11/15/2010 4:20:45 AM

BUMPED per request!

11/15/2010 10:19:53 PM

Skull fucking seems less offensive but not as accurate...

11/15/2010 10:27:03 PM

rape rape folks!

2/4/2011 8:43:16 PM

Damn you Jen

2/4/2011 8:44:07 PM

this is more rape-ish

2/4/2011 8:44:51 PM