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8/15/2009 8:49:13 PM

Page 6 calls for 6 reasons:

1. Ben
2. Maddie
3. Molly
4. Maxwell
5. Miley
6. HD TV

8/15/2009 9:21:55 PM

today i was notified i was awarded a scholarship i didn't even know i was nominated for!!!! and school starts on monday so it was totally shocking!

happy happy happy!

8/21/2009 12:55:19 AM

congratulations!

8/21/2009 12:55:51 AM

foooooooooooooood

and jim gaffigan. so much funny.

8/21/2009 12:57:02 AM

^^ thanks! i feel like nothing like that ever happens to me i almost started crying when i found out

8/21/2009 12:58:50 AM

i'm sure you deserved it!!

8/21/2009 1:09:19 AM

i guess what makes life so great is that i don't give a fuck so much...but its a double edged sword sometimes

8/21/2009 1:10:43 AM

reaffirming my goal this past weekend
the beach
friends
family
babydoll, haha
Wow, this....THIS
the love affair with my camera

8/26/2009 12:57:07 PM

Getting married & getting into grad school are probably the two biggies for this year so far.

8/26/2009 1:18:46 PM

Good hair day
Crackers
Work
Party this weekend one way or another
Pink!

10/28/2009 6:28:07 PM

Good hair day! ha
Holidays
The boo
Family
Now in comparison to this time last year
More work

I'm sooooooooooooooooooooo fucking grateful.

12/8/2009 1:48:53 PM

having a giant wang makes each and every day joyous

12/8/2009 2:08:42 PM

being able to sniff glue

12/8/2009 2:10:28 PM

hmmm nothing?




i actually do have a family that's there for me and loves me. beyond that. see what was written above

12/8/2009 2:11:04 PM

Quote :

"having a giant wang makes each and every day joyous"

my dick is small but cool

12/8/2009 2:12:54 PM

my dick is a hipster

12/8/2009 2:14:19 PM

nothing other than the fact that its mine, its the only one i have, and its the only one i'll get.


so i make the most of it.

12/8/2009 2:14:44 PM

i found my dick in a crumpled up bag of trash from burger king

12/8/2009 2:14:53 PM

are you sure it wasn't a chicken fry?

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 2:17 PM. Reason : nt]

12/8/2009 2:17:42 PM

Excluding my fluctuating mental stability (which will be corrected when the health care bill passes), I am the most low-maintenance first-world citizen.

12/8/2009 2:18:21 PM

^^ no it has a head and everything and can get boners but i've never fucked girls with it because i'm a big fat scary virgin

12/8/2009 2:20:24 PM

easy enough to fix, just start trollin the burger king for girls who'll eat a double whopper. instant peen party

12/8/2009 2:59:57 PM

i'm a burger king-eating, sex-having stallion

12/8/2009 3:01:42 PM

do not lie

12/8/2009 3:08:54 PM

him

12/8/2009 3:12:26 PM

Not being dead is a key value-add, for starters.

12/8/2009 3:13:53 PM

do not lie

12/8/2009 3:14:06 PM

THE only thing right now is having wonderful friends and a great family
the rest of my life is kinda sucking right now

12/8/2009 3:15:49 PM

Quote :

"What makes your life so great?"

I do.

12/8/2009 3:18:52 PM

My life is great b/c it is short so I'm not going to waste it feeling like shit.

12/8/2009 3:22:50 PM

I have gobs of $$$$$$ and I'm constantly surrounded by beautiful supermodels who fan me with palm fronds and hand-feed me grapes.

12/8/2009 3:29:52 PM

inglourious basterds out on dvd and blu-ray 12/15! preorder today!

12/8/2009 3:39:13 PM

pretty much everything.

Great family
Great gf
Good enough job
More than enough money
Good health

Now if only NCSU basketball would be good, life would be awesome.

12/8/2009 3:44:49 PM

i think my attitude is what makes my life so great

sure i get upset, angry, disappointed, sad and all those bad things at times but i tend to process everything and come out of it with a good attitude. i accept whatever the fuck is going on at the moment and work toward getting past it.

i think because of this, i end up being a sea of calmness for those who are very close to me

12/8/2009 7:17:53 PM

being as brilliant as I am. it allows me to take advantage of almost every situation in life.

12/8/2009 7:22:23 PM

Prozac.

12/8/2009 7:47:26 PM

dog
art
scale
water parks
random get aways
love

1/15/2010 6:25:23 PM

not a goddamned thing.

1/15/2010 7:28:05 PM

omgyouresexy

1/15/2010 7:32:22 PM

Quote :

"Now if only NCSU basketball would be good, life would be awesome."

holy fucking First World problems

1/15/2010 8:54:13 PM

good question

11/17/2010 5:09:44 PM

ME

11/17/2010 5:27:48 PM

i havent shit my pants in like a week

11/17/2010 5:32:27 PM

I'm alive

11/17/2010 5:46:58 PM

in the past 4 weeks i've been in 7 countries - malaysia / hong kong / china / japan / south korea / australia / qatar

11/17/2010 6:17:15 PM

OmarBadu on the run from the feds

11/17/2010 6:18:25 PM

11/17/2010 8:35:27 PM

my own place filled with my own stuff, dog, job...I could make a great hermit

11/17/2010 8:39:59 PM

-Moving!
-In two weeks!
-To a motherfucking kick ass place
-Making $$
-Hired Movers
-My first day off in 43 days is tomorrow THANK GOD
-The bf is ever amazing
-Friendships
-I'm here
-Conan is back!
-I LOVE Fall!!!!

11/24/2010 11:31:58 PM