"I think Asian little girls are hotter than white little girls"

-JeffreyBSG

2/6/2008 8:30:43 PM

lol, that one was about as bad in context

2/6/2008 8:33:32 PM

Quote :

" sometimes I feel ~ I remember that I would lick butthole if asked to I feel better."

-EMCE


G.L.A.D. you got that off your chest.

2/6/2008 8:55:21 PM

haha, I had a feeling that would make it in here.

so I'm taking the liberty of posting the complete reference so that everyone can see just the chop and screw job that diamondace did to that quote.

Basically, taking part of the thread title and part of the post and combining them....

/message_topic.aspx?topic=513560

2/6/2008 8:57:40 PM

Quote :

"haha, I had a feeling that would make it in here."

Did you really? Well gaddamn.

2/6/2008 8:59:24 PM

Quote :

"...if human civilization collapsed right now, a gold wedding band would still be worth a couple of goats or something."

-GrumpyGOP

2/7/2008 12:10:27 PM

Quote :

"there's brave, and then there's just plain stupid. then someone had to make being stupid complicated."

me

2/7/2008 3:36:48 PM

"I thought about getting laser hair removal in my crack so that bits of TP wouldn't get stuck there"

-Mr. Joshua

"jesus is a zombie slut"

-Mr Grace

"flannel pj bottoms and shaved women.... mmmmmmm"

-Arab13

[Edited on February 8, 2008 at 2:11 AM. Reason : &]

2/8/2008 2:05:44 AM

"DnL: I don't want to just fuck you.........I want to continuously fuck you"

-DiamondAce

2/8/2008 5:01:14 AM

Quote :

"i own the pink polo shirts because i like them"

-evan

2/10/2008 1:21:45 AM

"i do not like falling down when i get up to pee"

-elise

2/10/2008 9:54:52 PM

"last time i dated a girl with an 'ingrown hair' i ended up at the clinic"

-jackleg

2/11/2008 11:49:59 PM

"I absolutely adore gay sex"

-Mr. Joshua

2/12/2008 4:43:15 AM

I don't feel any need to explain myself.

2/12/2008 4:46:57 AM

^^^

haha, this is one of my favorite threads

2/12/2008 9:50:52 AM

"i need wood, a pool, hammers, nails, a fully-stocked bar, loose women. that should get us on a good start"

-chembob

2/12/2008 6:42:41 PM

"i walk up to my car or wall or table and rub against it to see if what i'm looking for could be in my pocket"

-Yoshiemaster

2/12/2008 7:53:12 PM

Quote :

"always seemed to get a big jet up my butt"

-TenaciousC

2/12/2008 11:02:49 PM

Quote :

"wholy fuck, i didn't realize the euro was worth that much"

-Jen

Dear baby jesus, please let this be a typo.

2/12/2008 11:19:09 PM

"when i'm alone i tuck it in and put on lipstick while singing Hello by Lionel Ritchie"

-Yoshiemaster

2/12/2008 11:37:28 PM

^ahahaha, why the fuck do i say shit like that?

2/12/2008 11:55:14 PM

"I'm totally riding your cock [...] don't feel special faggot"

-colter

2/13/2008 12:12:51 PM

Quote :

"i know where im takin that one"

ZomBCraw

2/13/2008 2:08:09 PM

Quote :

"I meant to do some other dudes"

ReceiveDeath

2/13/2008 9:37:42 PM

Quote :

"i cant wait till simonn gets a look at this "

-DiamondAce

2/13/2008 9:43:58 PM

"I went to take a shit and came back and it stopped snowing"

-sawahash

"my butt is getting sore now. so i think i will go..."

-eahanhan

[Edited on February 14, 2008 at 12:34 AM. Reason : &]

2/14/2008 12:12:22 AM

Quote :

"I'd fuck her with DNL's penis."

- Jen

2/15/2008 1:55:18 PM

That shit was funny!

2/15/2008 6:08:24 PM

Quote :

"What a perfect end to the night - we end up on Glascock!"

-Jen

2/15/2008 8:50:16 PM

there are some good ones in here

2/15/2008 8:55:35 PM

It's not like one would have to be here long to develop feelings for certain users.

TenaciousC

2/16/2008 12:03:56 PM

"i hit every last one of those motherfuckers"

"i fap so much nowadays i cant remember"

-mcfluffy

[Edited on February 17, 2008 at 4:45 AM. Reason : &]

2/17/2008 4:35:54 AM

Banana Nut ftw

-Yoshiemaster

2/17/2008 8:13:30 PM

"I am mildly infatuated with the whole squirting phenomena"

-begonias

2/18/2008 7:18:50 AM

"13 year old females aren't girls? you suck"

"if there's grass on the field..."

-joe17669

[Edited on February 18, 2008 at 10:18 AM. Reason : &]

2/18/2008 10:17:09 AM

just a fyi, it says sick not suck. doesn't make it as funny out of context anymore

2/18/2008 10:18:41 AM

haha, only cause you edited

2/18/2008 10:19:28 AM

i edited in the grass comment, but it was always sick. thx

[Edited on February 18, 2008 at 10:20 AM. Reason : I'LL ARGUE ABOUT ANYTHING ON TWW]

2/18/2008 10:20:24 AM

lies

2/18/2008 10:21:01 AM

"I called her la bufadora from then on"

-sd2nc

2/18/2008 11:50:23 AM

I'm a sucker for girls who are like 13

-Nerdchick

2/18/2008 12:38:26 PM

I was about to put that.

2/18/2008 12:42:07 PM

"if looking at other dudes cocks on the internet makes me a cock looker, well um, yeah ok"

-Doc Rambo IV

2/18/2008 1:22:51 PM

"His dick looks OK but his balls look like they're 110 years old"

Slave Famous

2/18/2008 6:30:38 PM

^ty

2/18/2008 6:32:48 PM

Quote :

"whatever heffer dont act like you havent noticed me posting less over the past 2 weeks or so"

-DnL

L.O.L.

2/18/2008 10:01:53 PM

Quote :

"Did you kill a midget stripper?"

DiamondAce

2/18/2008 10:17:18 PM

Quote :

"tripleD4u Well ask youself this if you stich your Ex girls pussy into a sluts mouth are you fucking your X or a slut or both? "

2/21/2008 12:34:48 PM

"I'll bite your clitoris off"

-EMCE

2/21/2008 12:41:12 PM

Quote :

"IMStoned420 All American 1926 Posts user info edit post I would bwn JTMONEYNCSU 2/22/2008 12:51:10 AM"

2/22/2008 12:52:31 AM