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2/18/2008 10:28:06 AM

just woke up

dude emailed it to me at like 7

you will all be receiving it shortly

2/18/2008 10:47:44 AM

Woo! I can become invisible for the Calculus class I'm not actually going to!

2/18/2008 10:48:23 AM

LAWL

Quote :

"Hello and thank you for your eBay purchase. Your eBooks are within the 2 attachments. If this email does not have 2 attachments, please contact me immediately. I often wonder why a customer decides to buy the invisibility secret. My best customer is a curious person who feels that there is more to the world than meets the eye. My hope is that you're searching for a bit of real magic or trying to discover how to tap the human mind and interact on a higher level within human reality. REAL magic. Expanded-mind stuff. GOOD stuff. Maybe you're looking for magic. Perhaps you stumbled across an auction on eBay that said you could become invisible and (maybe foolishly) you bought it... and you really hoped it was real and you really COULD become invisible because if you could do that... well, there would just be no stopping you. You would be magical. Maybe you're looking for God. Perhaps you need to see some miracle to help you believe in religion. If you saw a glimpse of the divine, you might find help in connecting with god. Or maybe you just want to become invisible and scare people out of their socks. Again, I sometimes wonder why my customers want to become invisible. Whatever your reason for buying this book, I promise only this: follow the program and you'll become invisible. The Secret of Invisibility has worked its miracle for men & women over many centuries and it's about to work a miracle for you, too. I don't mind if you're a skeptic and you don't believe that this could ever work. I don't mind if you secretly think that this might be a stupid scam in some way. Most people think human invisibility is impossible... why should you be any different? Heck, people just don't disappear, right? Wrong. The Secret of Invisibility is OLD. Very old. Thousands of years old. It took me YEARS to uncover this secret. I discovered this over 30 years ago and back then, there was no Internet. I used the Boston and New York City public libraries and I researched for years, digging and chipping away to reveal the truth behind the ancient stories of human invisibility. Invisibility works. Friend, just try it. Follow the guidelines and simply try it. If it doesn't work for you, leave me crappy feedback. But when it DOES work (and it will), I want you to say so. Please leave positive feedback and tell everyone that it worked for you, too. You're a modern consumer and I'm sure you have your justified doubts but please give the invisibility secret an honest chance and simply try it first. There's no time limit to leaving feedback on eBay. I do appreciate your purchase. If you have any questions or if I can help you in any way, feel free to write me. I'll always remain available to you. Bill W. Williams Novel Discoveries NOTE: Modern ebooks can be quite attractive with lots of flashy visual & audio effects. However, because of those graphics & sounds, not every computer can open every ebook. With that in mind, your new books are provided as basic text (txt.) files without all the bells and whistles and can be easily opened & enjoyed with any computer. All of the enclosed information is protected under specific copyright. Unauthorized redistribution, resale, electronic storage, retrieval, filing and/or publication without the specific, written permission of the publisher is forbidden under full penalty of law. "

2/18/2008 10:48:45 AM

Heh... I thought this guy was just claiming to be reprinting some ancient book of invisible secrets, but now he's claiming to be the one who researched it and revived the art...

2/18/2008 10:52:40 AM

send me a copy or i willl pout like you've never seen me pout

2/18/2008 10:54:16 AM

please tell me his name is not william w. williams

2/18/2008 10:55:07 AM

It's likely just an alias to keep him from being assassinated by the Freemasons.

2/18/2008 10:55:57 AM

we'll probably find out in a few years when he's busted for tax evasion

that's how they get you

2/18/2008 10:59:52 AM

THIS BOOK WILL SOLVE THE 5-YEAR DILEMMA OF WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF CLAY AIKEN'S ONE HIT EVER CAME TRUE!


IF I WAS INVISIBLE...


I PROBABLY WOULD WATCH YOU IN YOUR ROOM!!!!

[Edited on February 18, 2008 at 11:02 AM. Reason : .]

2/18/2008 11:02:23 AM

We're not giving up the secret to Clay Aiken....

Not until he donates a dollar, anyway.

2/18/2008 11:03:26 AM

I wrote an e-book with a 100% guaranteed method to stop stuttering. I sold over 40,000 copies at $25 a pop.

It said "keep your damn mouth shut."

You'd think I'd be on top of the world with all the money I made, but I felt terrible. I ended up donating all the proceeds to various charities and I cut off part of my tongue so that I have a permanent speech disability.

2/18/2008 11:06:05 AM

ill donate a dollar but you have to come pick it up

2/18/2008 11:28:40 AM

also:

Quote :

"EAT YOUR HEART OUT KEVIN BACON! NOW I AM HOLLOW MAN! WOOOOO!!"

2/18/2008 11:29:52 AM

so...are y'all invisible yet?

2/18/2008 11:34:29 AM

I haven't gotten it yet.

2/18/2008 11:34:55 AM

jesus guys

i just saw this
and only read the first 2 pages


i <3 you guys
this is effing badass

2/18/2008 11:37:21 AM

i wish i had seen this earlier than this morning...totally would have thrown a $1 buck at it

2/18/2008 11:42:04 AM

Evan must be too busy learning to become invisible to bother giving us the ebook.

2/18/2008 11:46:42 AM

well, what are you gonna do if he doesn't? it's not like you can SEE him

2/18/2008 11:47:30 AM

2/18/2008 12:02:09 PM

it's hard to type when your hands are invisible

2/18/2008 12:06:53 PM

plz 2 send mah invisability secret...


kthx...*poof* bye!

2/18/2008 12:14:06 PM

I'm logging to go to class now... when I get back, evan, I had best have the secret of invisibility.

2/18/2008 12:14:32 PM

Its my invisibility and I want it now!!!

2/18/2008 12:22:48 PM

Quote :

"Evan must be too busy learning to become invisible to bother giving us the ebook. "

Maybe it works so well even your posts become invisible.

2/18/2008 12:57:36 PM

lawl

sorry to those of you who just got like 5 emails from the script

oops

those links don't work

gimme a second, i'll have it working

2/18/2008 12:57:43 PM

just send it to all the emails

forget all this lame script nonsense

2/18/2008 12:59:53 PM

evan's not lame--he's just a dork

2/18/2008 1:00:29 PM

how do i get in on this?

2/18/2008 1:06:23 PM

1pm and no email
^you don't.

2/18/2008 1:06:32 PM

^^^ I didn't call him lame. I called his script lame. It's obviously not working.

2/18/2008 1:09:05 PM

I want to be invisible.

2/18/2008 1:10:07 PM

ditto...XSMP...

To food and class...I hope I get to be invisible later...

2/18/2008 1:10:27 PM

k i have mine tnx evan and others

2/18/2008 1:13:51 PM

n/m the invisibility I want to see the animal secrets book !!

2/18/2008 1:15:02 PM

hooray

[Edited on February 18, 2008 at 1:15 PM. Reason : .]

2/18/2008 1:15:18 PM

DON'T MESS WITH THIS

ITS A CURSE

you guys don't know that this can''t be undone.

you will be invisible forever.

watch the news this week for 25 bizzarrre missing ncsu students who vanished without a trace.

2/18/2008 1:15:25 PM

so i assume the links are working for everyone?

2/18/2008 1:16:52 PM

I've not received mine

2/18/2008 1:21:16 PM

because your donation came waaaay too late

2/18/2008 1:22:36 PM

pics or this did not happen

2/18/2008 1:24:05 PM

but I still donated. You have my dollar. Either issue a refund, or send the link.

2/18/2008 1:24:13 PM

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1243698358/bclid1274003048/bctid1338929698

2/18/2008 1:29:05 PM

maybe you should have read the thread or PM'ed evan before donating

Quote :

"pics or this did not happen"

pics of what? we're invisible now

2/18/2008 1:29:37 PM

Quote :

"To Bring a Dead Bird Back To Life"

that made me LOL a little

2/18/2008 1:30:10 PM

digital download center - NOW WITH TWW STYLING!

check it out, reload your email links

2/18/2008 1:31:59 PM

nicely done evan

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=515098


[Edited on February 18, 2008 at 1:37 PM. Reason : .]

2/18/2008 1:33:18 PM

this thread is EPIC and rivals the syrup room in its 10/10ness

2/18/2008 1:38:53 PM

if anyone has any problems with anything, just let me know.

2/18/2008 1:39:07 PM