i wonder what i would have to do to get Pharrell Williams to call me up every night and sing me to sleep?

3/19/2008 2:36:59 PM

OH SNAP....guess what i saw?!

3/19/2008 3:01:12 PM

what did you see?

3/19/2008 3:02:17 PM

JAZZY JEFF AND FRESH PRINCE 4 EVA!





i really need to get off youtube

3/19/2008 3:03:37 PM

Here's the thread!

3/19/2008 11:49:14 PM

WOOT!

3/20/2008 6:05:37 AM

maybe if i was old enough i'd appreciate

3/20/2008 6:32:38 AM

LivinProof78 - the face that launched 1000 ships.

3/20/2008 6:40:24 AM

i don't even know what that means but i like it

3/20/2008 7:11:23 AM

^^

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/359800.html

3/20/2008 7:12:44 AM

oh sweet!


i was about to say..i've read the Iliad and i didn't remember that...but i have not read Dr. Faustus so that could be why


some might argue that i have a face that would sink 1000 ships though

3/20/2008 7:15:53 AM

i'm in a very classic country mood today

3/20/2008 8:41:19 AM

Like Hank Williams, Sr. classic?

3/20/2008 9:05:37 AM

maybe not quite that classic...

but i do like hank sr.

and i'll probably listen to some today

i'm listening to willie right now

3/20/2008 9:08:13 AM

yay lunchtime shenanigans



my mexican made me fall asleep in the colorists chair

3/20/2008 2:45:04 PM

I could use a nap...

but i'm currently rocking out to Aerosmith

3/20/2008 2:46:03 PM

you're so vain...

you probably think this thread is about you

don't you?

you're so vain.

3/20/2008 2:50:47 PM

it's not?

damnit!

i'll quit posting in it then

3/20/2008 2:55:16 PM

Lotta self-gratification in this thread,


art imitates life I see . . .

3/20/2008 3:01:27 PM

i gratify myself a lot!

3/20/2008 3:03:44 PM

Quote :

"Like Hank Williams, Sr. classic?"

Haha, I'm listening to him right now. If I can save data from my old hard drive, I'll have Jimmie Rodgers to listen to again - he was 20 years before Hank.

3/20/2008 3:46:32 PM

Gimmie a T for Texas,
Gimmie a T for Tennessee

3/20/2008 4:31:00 PM

Hot shit 6 pages in 2.5 days

CASEY ROCKS

3/20/2008 6:57:05 PM

Quote :

"i gratify myself a lot!"

3/20/2008 7:00:11 PM

woot!

3/20/2008 7:23:19 PM

i have a really boring story but i'm going to tell it anyway because this is my thread and i can do what i want...

i last night i drank a little more than i should have...then i went to the bar and drank a little more....then i had a sparks...which is never what you want to end the night with...

well apparently something with the sparks and beer and goody's powders i took didn't agree with each other and i started feeling like shit all of a sudden....not i'm gonna puke sick....but my world is fucked up sick...

so i went to the bathroom cause i had to pee...somebody was banging on the door...i told them to hold on cause i'd be out in a minute....then i stood up and immediately passed out...got the whole hot flash...dizzy...all that...so i'm laying on the cool floor trying to get my senses back about me and there are now like 10 people banging on the door and yelling at me....

there was a lot more to this story but i forgot what it was....

3/21/2008 8:21:06 AM

this thread fucking sucks

3/21/2008 8:21:22 AM

you know you love it

3/21/2008 8:22:45 AM

i remember the end of the story even though i don't remember the middle part....

i went to the bathroom again this morning and there was a lunchroom tray with a tooter, a hotel room key, and about a bump of coke left on it...

i guess that's why they wanted in the bathroom so bad


*note to self* don't hang out with people that let sketchy bar people come back to their house

3/21/2008 8:25:37 AM

where is my thread at

3/21/2008 8:26:04 AM

you've got to be a much bigger attention whore and a dick tease to get a thread

3/21/2008 8:28:28 AM

3/21/2008 8:32:05 AM

^^^throw out more kissy faces....dudes like kisses faces

[Edited on March 21, 2008 at 8:33 AM. Reason : asdfa]

3/21/2008 8:32:49 AM

[Edited on March 21, 2008 at 8:36 AM. Reason : guess I shoulda came last night]

3/21/2008 8:34:46 AM

*note to self* dont get drunk ever again

3/21/2008 8:35:25 AM

^THE HELL YOU SAY!!! DON'T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!



^^ :poke:

3/21/2008 8:37:23 AM

I had a similar experience like your night at the bar

I got drunk with friends...rode back home on my bike and passed out while driving i guess....ended up in the hospital and missed an entire day of my life.....last thing i remember was driving back

so i dont wana get drunk again thou i love beer

3/21/2008 8:40:31 AM

wait...was this last night?

3/21/2008 8:41:27 AM

nope long back but your tale reminded me of that incident

3/21/2008 8:43:27 AM

oh...that's not even a good story of mine...

i just know that every time i went to the bathroom last night somebody was trying to beat the door down...


i almost got in a fight with [user]djlauren[/user] at the bar and didn't realize it was her until afterwards but she was beating the fuck out of the door while i was peeing even though i had just waiting 20 minutes for some girl and her dude to finish scrogging in the ladies room so i could get in...

then the deal with the coke whores at the house...

but that was actually pretty uneventful

3/21/2008 8:46:25 AM

who brought the coke whores back?

3/21/2008 8:54:14 AM

not this kid...


i think somebody hooked up with one of them a while back....she was fat though so her dealer was REAL bad...

next thing i know there are like 2 white girls, a black dude, and a dog rolling up in the house...

the dude kept saying "girl...i got something you need"....i said "you don't have shit for me" then rolled over and went to sleep on the couch

3/21/2008 8:56:57 AM

3/21/2008 8:58:29 AM

i don't take kindly to people i don't know trying to rub on me when i'm trying to sleep

3/21/2008 9:01:17 AM

3/21/2008 9:08:56 AM

I ♥ you


i don't know what i'm going to do tonight...it'll be the first friday night in ages i haven't seen you...even when i don't remember seeing you

3/21/2008 9:11:10 AM

I'll be going to bed at like 9 tonight to try and get rid of this cough/cold i'm battling.

3/21/2008 9:13:37 AM

oh me too...

i'm leaving for wilson here pretty soon...and i have to get up at like 5ish in the morning so i'll be in bed before it gets dark probably

3/21/2008 9:15:36 AM

Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline

3/21/2008 9:17:56 AM

wut

3/21/2008 9:26:04 AM