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4/12/2010 11:30:02 AM

everyone

4/12/2010 11:37:56 AM

BigMan157 (3:06) : imm eat all these relaxants then go to work naked
thumper (3:06) : then no ma'am m2c i do not
LunaK (3:07) : lol... workin naked eh bigman?
grimx (3:08) : working naked is wins
BigMan157 (3:08) :
LunaK (3:09) : where you work bigman?
BigMan157 (3:09) : your bed
BigMan157 (3:09) : WOOOOOOOOO
grimx (3:10) : gg
LunaK (3:10) : o snap!
djeternal (3:10) : SWEET! Me and bigman are co-workers now!
djeternal (3:10) : Did you sign the Employee Handbook yet?
BigMan157 (3:10) : if that's a euphemism, then yes
Tarun (3:12) : this could lead to another epic thread...i look forward to it dje
djeternal (3:12) : lol
LunaK (3:12) : you know, i really wasn't actually trying to go there dje
djeternal (3:13) : You're the boss
BigMan157 (3:13) : who hasn't gone there?
BigMan157 (3:13) : WOOOOOOO
LunaK (3:13) : haha
LunaK (3:14) : gahdamn bigman
LunaK (3:14) : those muscle relaxants kicking in??
BigMan157 (3:14) : i don't know, i'm not moving
LunaK (3:14) : haha
[Edited on April 12, 2010 at 3:21 PM. Reason : missed a woo]

4/12/2010 3:11:38 PM

thumper (12:21) : haha i will prevent you from blowing random Cubans LunaK
grimx (12:21) : LULZ
egyeyes (12:22) : hello chatterbox!!
LunaK (12:22) : sweet thanks thumper
thumper (12:22) : but if a sexy Italian comes your way i'ma let him cum your way if you kwim
BigMan157 (12:22) : WELCOME TO AMERICA, RAMON *om nom nom nom*
grimx (12:22) : but the ones that introduce themselves will no longer be random
thumper (12:23) : holy shit bigman i just LOL'd all over myself >.<
grimx (12:23) : he'll be all "me llamo Paco" and you'll be like "lets just take care of you Paco"
LunaK (12:23) : haha ... mmm sexay italions
LunaK (12:23) : hahahahaah
thumper (12:23) : oh herro Paco OMNOMNOM
LunaK (12:23) : you guys are funnay today
thumper (12:23) : my day has brightened
grimx (12:24) : Paco will be all "AY DIOS!"
LunaK (12:24) : theres a joke to be made with paco and taco
grimx (12:25) : then he'll be all "Paco KNOWS tacos"
LunaK (12:25) : haha good one
thumper (12:25) : PACO KNOWS TACO! OLE! NOM NOM NOM.
thumper (12:25) : hahahahah holy shit we typed that at the same time grimmy
BigMan157 (12:25) : I think it's sexy how you floated here on a raft made of empty 2-liter bottles. Here, hold my panties for a second while I get my leg over your shoulder.
grimx (12:26) : then he'll introduce you to the 18 other guys staying in his 1 bed room
grimx (12:26) : bigman wins
thumper (12:26) : pssh since when do people wear panties in South FL
LunaK (12:26) : holy shit bigman
LunaK (12:27) : that almost caused me to spit sprite out my nose
BigMan157 (12:27) : and then she'll update her facebook status to say 'Smoked a Cuban Cigar' thinking she's clever and no one will get her meaning
thumper (12:27) : ahem i really need to go get food, stop being so funny ya'll
BigMan157 (12:27) : BUT EVERYONE WILL
thumper (12:27) : oh shit bigman is on a roll

4/14/2010 12:29:03 PM

BigMan157 (12:29) : dudes gonna be lining up like her vagina is giving out green cards

4/14/2010 12:33:58 PM

Sounds like someone is excited for a South Florida vacation!

4/14/2010 12:38:17 PM

oh it kept going

4/14/2010 12:38:39 PM

LunaK (12:31) : vagina is giving out green cards - awesome
BigMan157 (12:31) : luna's spam purse is one of the perks of America, tell your friends
BigMan157 (12:32) : ANNNND SCENE
grimx (12:32) : the path to america isn't at the texas border its through LunaK
LunaK (12:33) : lawlz grimmy
EMCE (12:34) : her vagine will have seen more wetbacks than a slip-b-slide mat.
BigMan157 (12:34) : she's got the statue of liberty inscription tattooed above her kitty
BigMan157 (12:34) : BRING US YOUR TIRED
BigMan157 (12:34) : YOUR POOR
EMCE (12:34) : errrr slip-n-slide
BigMan157 (12:35) : YOUR HUDDLED MASSES YEARNING TO BREATHE FREE
grimx (12:35) : the immigrants no longer take a test, but just a turn with Luna
LunaK (12:36) : holy fuck you guys made me cry
BigMan157 (12:36) : they call her the Ellis Island of Miami Beach because of all the imigrants that pass though her
grimx (12:36) : clown cars see less action
BigMan157 (12:37) : we're in her head grimx
grimx (12:37) : her vagina is the ellis island maybe, the ass is still the 2liter raft, they enter legally through the front and sneak in the back
thumper (12:37) :
BigMan157 (12:37) : she's gonna come back and be like MAN FUCK YOU GUYS YOU MADE ME BLOW JULIO
grimx (12:38) : and his 28 brothers
LunaK (12:38) : hahaha
EMCE (12:38) : her vagina shining like a beacon of light, guiding the way across the Atlantic
LunaK (12:38) : hahaha
BigMan157 (12:39) : she won't be able to watch NC State basketball anymore

4/14/2010 12:39:07 PM

evan (1:06) : the thing i hate most of all is the fact that i now have to carry 2 phones with me at work
XSMP (1:07) : is your bag of holding somehow full?
evan (1:08) : bag of holding?
XSMP (1:10) : here: http://tinyurl.com/y26x4oa
evan (1:11) : oh, some gay dungeons and dragons shit
XSMP (1:11) : i thought that'd be right up your alley...
evan (1:12) : i'm not really into games like that... or most non-sports-related games whatsoever.
XSMP (1:13) : like couchsurfing?
evan (1:13) : for some strange reason, the thought of a bunch of pasty white nerds in a circle throwing dice doesn't really sound like fun to me
XSMP (1:14) : but a bunch of ashy black people throwing dice is a party!
evan (1:14) : EXACTLY.

4/15/2010 1:12:12 AM

wtf man

this thread is whack

4/15/2010 2:00:11 AM

BlackDog (5:19) : EMCE I see you posting in my thread, you know you love me
EMCE (5:26) : aha, man I have 60k+ posts... Apparently I post in a lot of threads.
BlackDog (5:27) : don't down play yo BlackDog lovez
EMCE (5:28) : word. you do have a pretty mouth. I'd be lying if I said I had never thought about fucking it before.
egyeyes (5:30) : oh snap.

4/18/2010 5:31:19 PM

wtf

mine was the original chatterbox thread quit using this one

4/18/2010 5:32:27 PM

BB you aren't the god damn champion, I am.

4/18/2010 5:36:12 PM

funny it looks like on the front page it says

Congrats to our winner BubbleBobble.

not

Congrats to our winner BlackDog.

4/18/2010 5:53:35 PM

the drugs they confuse him

4/18/2010 8:18:42 PM

wat

4/18/2010 8:44:38 PM

what the fuck are you talking about

4/18/2010 9:06:00 PM

SaabTurbo (9:05) : U WAN TO COME GUZZLE SON?
SaabTurbo (9:05) : PLS?
sawahash (9:06) : what is guzzle?
grimx (9:06) : TURKEYS GOT GIZZLES SON
sawahash (9:07) : OKAY SONS WELL I'M LEAVING CLASS NOW TO GO HOME. LATER SONS
SaabTurbo (9:07) : http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=guzzle&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS285US285&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
SaabTurbo (9:07) : bye son!
SaabTurbo (9:07) : DON'T LOOK THAT UP AT SCHOOL!
SaabTurbo (9:07) : Jesus god
grimx (9:08) : AHAHAHAHA
SaabTurbo (9:11) : "It takes a true whore to allow 13 strangers to blast a load of cum all over her face, and in her eyes and mouth! Alektra Blue is just the slut we are talking about! Here she is in photos taken from Cover My Face and what a cum guzzling gutter slut she is! You seriously have to check her out, there. Not only does she cum guzzle in this video but she engages in some hardcore fucking also. How hardcore you ask? Well check out these sample pictures:"

4/19/2010 9:13:16 AM

I think we know what's on Saab's mind this morning.

4/19/2010 9:17:54 AM

he loves to guzzle

4/19/2010 9:18:29 AM

to be, methinks

4/19/2010 9:19:14 AM

4/19/2010 9:19:23 AM

yer mawm


... wat?

4/19/2010 9:56:34 AM

That blue sphere looks like it gives a mean guzzle.

But the emo cube, not so much...

4/19/2010 10:25:04 AM

egyeyes (9:40) : ok gotta get back to work! ttyl
IMStoned420 (9:40) : nooooooooooooo
egyeyes (9:41) : sorry d00d but you have fun!
IMStoned420 (9:41) : bbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
IMStoned420 (9:46) : who all in the chatterbox say YEAHHHHH

4/22/2010 10:16:17 PM

Shaggy (11:19) : 1
thumper (11:19) : *poot*
Shaggy (11:20) : fuuuck
SaabTurbo (11:21) : I MAKE YOU ANGRY WITH MY COOLNESS SON
Arab13 (11:24) : FFFFFFFF--f-ff--f-f-f-f--UUUUUU--U-UUUUU-UUU

4/23/2010 11:40:01 AM

One day I'll get a premie account. One day.

4/23/2010 11:44:43 AM

no need, we post anything of value and lack of value in threads like this

4/23/2010 11:45:54 AM

lol good point

4/23/2010 11:46:52 AM

BigMan157 (11:48) : someone bring me a steak sandwich and i will suspend whoever you want for two days
thumper (11:49) : .....i'll totally do it.
LunaK (11:49) : Haha that's tempting... I would totally get you to suspend Peter
BigMan157 (11:50) : i was just kidding ok
thumper (11:50) : i too will have Peter suspended. anything for my Lunaboo.
BigMan157 (11:50) : evil women
thumper (11:50) : dagnabbit
LunaK (11:50) :
BigMan157 (11:51) : tempting me with your feminine wiles and delicious sandwich meats
thumper (11:51) : uh....i was just gonna deliver a sammich yo. i wasn't gonna give ya a lap dance with a happy ending.
thumper (11:51) : feminine wiles...pssh
grimx (11:52) : i too will suspend lunak anything for my peterboo
grimx (11:52) : OHWAIT
thumper (11:52) : heh
SaabTurbo (11:53) : U WAN HAPPY ENDING? $4 EXTRA!
thumper (11:53) : U WAN HAPPY ENDING?
thumper (11:53) : OMFG Saab get outta my head

4/23/2010 11:54:21 AM

[WEBSITE TAKES SHIT AND RESETS CB RIGHT AS I RESPOND TO SOMETHING RESULTING IN A BLANK CB WITH THE FOLLOWING SHIT SON]

SaabTurbo (4:19) : OH, I'LL LOOK AT IT ALRIGHT. I'LL LOOK AT IT SO HARD MY PENIS WILL BECOME ERECT.
SaabTurbo (4:19) : EPIC FIRST POST

4/24/2010 4:20:25 PM

SaabTurbo (6:11) : SAABSON EXPOSED
NC86 (6:12) : didnt know you loved the peen... werent you banging out el boracho at one piont ?
SaabTurbo (6:12) : Naw son
SaabTurbo (6:12) : I always loved cock
SaabTurbo (6:13) : I was just pretending with her son

4/24/2010 6:13:20 PM

this thread should be renamed to "Who is in the chatterbox besides SaabTurbo?

4/24/2010 6:43:40 PM

XSMP (2:19) : you bore me as well
Optimum (2:20) : excellent
Optimum (2:20) : i've accomplished the only thing that i set out to do today
XSMP (2:22) : what's that? you have to fail pretty hard to not entertain me.
MitsuMtnASU (2:24) :

4/27/2010 2:25:13 PM

^ that's not anywhere near as clever as you'd like for it to be. but go ahead, keep it up, assmaster.

4/27/2010 2:26:28 PM

seems i have yet another leech attached to my nuts.

4/27/2010 2:29:15 PM

i mean, i'd enjoy them a lot more if you'd just wash them once in a while. it's kinda ripe with all of those farts you didn't wash off.

4/27/2010 2:34:44 PM

your faggotry cannot hurt me.

4/27/2010 2:40:33 PM

that's true, i'm 1000 miles away from you

4/27/2010 2:47:11 PM

HAI GUIZE

IS THIS THE CHATTERBOX?

4/27/2010 2:56:36 PM

thumper (10:38) : i took a page from Saab's book last night, but apparently only Saab is allowed to decorate the board with anger. good to know.
SaabTurbo (10:39) : The best part is that I at least apologize rather than act like everyone else is fucked up for being annoyed with it.
FroshKiller (10:39) : oh my god shut the fuck up about your stupid drama
FroshKiller (10:39) : so unhealthy
SaabTurbo (10:39) : And as I've already pointed out, I was never an ass to people I actually talk to, just random others.

4/28/2010 10:40:20 AM

I really like the term decorate

4/28/2010 10:41:24 AM

WATCH OUT
I'MA DECORATE YO FACE NGA

4/28/2010 10:41:48 AM

SaabTurbo (10:39) : It's healthy son. Healthy as fuck son.

4/28/2010 10:41:51 AM

You already have decorated us with your bullshit.

4/28/2010 10:42:14 AM

djeternal (3:11) : jizz
Optimum (3:16) : yuck
XSMP (3:19) : so, djeternal's jizz tastes like shit, eh?
thumper (3:19) : did you know that one male ejaculation contains at least (in a healthy male) 40 million swimmers? it says as many as 1.2 billion!
pilgrimshoes (3:20) : squirtin' miracles and shit
XSMP (3:20) : up in dem guts

4/28/2010 3:20:24 PM

NC86 (2:09) : man, i was talking about you banging out el B. and loving the peen
SaabTurbo (2:09) : Uh, I'm not sure about that last part, but ok.
BlackDog (2:09) : ok Saab this is not judgmental at all, but are you gay?
NC86 (2:09) : saab.. this true brah ?
SaabTurbo (2:09) : HAHAHA

5/3/2010 2:10:20 AM

NC86 convinced me, I had to at least ask!

5/3/2010 2:15:46 AM

Supplanter (3:31) : 1st
sawahash (3:32) : Nixie

5/3/2010 4:28:42 AM

Optimum (6:31) : 69
SaabTurbo (7:35) : I'M NOT BLACK, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO.
Optimum (7:36) : Sit down Honky
SaabTurbo (7:52) : I WILL STAND IF I WANT SON. I'M NOT BLACK, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO.
SaabTurbo (8:01) : SHAVING A MAN LIKE A RAW NUGGET CAN BE DIFFICULT AT TIMES SON. I SUGGEST ELASTRATING THEM FIRST SON.

5/3/2010 8:03:20 AM