http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gLbEZ4_yLz8WPYhom2CwwzKLGa2AD9AJMT1G1

haha damn thats cold...

9/9/2009 5:37:10 AM

I learned my paycheck is getting delayed til Friday

9/9/2009 6:41:36 AM

marisa(sp?) tomei(sp?) got topless in "before the devil knows you're dead". pretty good doggystyle scene in the first 2 minutes of the movie

9/18/2009 1:20:42 AM

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9/18/2009 1:25:33 AM

that i run this place

9/18/2009 7:57:58 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npw_o_QC5_U

had to give a demonstration for my education class. It was my first one ever so don't be too mean.

9/18/2009 11:10:57 AM

not to sleep on my stomach while i'm sick with what i got

9/18/2009 11:11:46 AM

How to import and delete data in an Access database using Excel vba

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9/18/2009 11:12:46 AM

that i apparently had not paid my time warner bill last month, even though i thought i did

my coworkers hotel he worked at in reno had over 1600 rooms, and sometimes over 1200 checkins in a day!

9/21/2009 9:20:33 PM

today i leaned that the helicopter can also refer to sitting on a butt plug and spinning circles on it

10/26/2009 8:44:04 PM

how did that come about?

10/26/2009 8:44:34 PM

Kirchhoff's

10/26/2009 8:45:49 PM

i was at the novelty shop buying items for my Halloween costume

10/26/2009 8:47:28 PM

some professors and teachers should be forcibly removed from classrooms all over the world, lest they cause any more serious damage to humans.

10/26/2009 8:52:39 PM

10/26/2009 10:06:21 PM

how to spell tartar sauce

11/9/2009 10:16:38 PM

If you are playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen, and push alt + enter, it will take away fullscreen and put it in a window.

11/9/2009 10:17:44 PM

that i can still run a 10k without even training for it

11/9/2009 10:46:03 PM

dollar bills are magnetic

11/10/2009 12:41:21 AM

When replacing stolen items, my insurance company will only pay me what I could expect to sell the item for unless I am actually going to replace it, in which case they will pay me what I did pay for it.

11/10/2009 12:46:18 AM

over the weekend I learned Food Lion does mix and match 6 packs for 8.50 and they have a surprisingly excellent beer selection. I will be going back

11/10/2009 9:32:27 AM

Quote :

"What is the difference between bison and buffalo? 'Buffalo' is the popular name often used to describe North American bison; however, this is a misnomer. In fact, buffalo are distinctly different animals from bison. Although both bison and buffalo belong to the same family, Bovidae, true 'buffalo' are native only to Africa and Asia. Historians are undecided on the origin of buffalo as the name for the North American bison, although some speculate that early European explorers likened the unknown bison to the more familiar African and Asian buffalo. A related view is that the word ‘buffalo’ is derived from terms in other languages used by explorers to describe the unfamiliar beast, including, bisonte, buffes, buffelo, buffles, and buffalo. These terms are similar to bufle and buffe, which were commonly used to refer to any animal that provided good hide for buff leather. Despite the misnomer, the term ‘buffalo’ has been used interchangeably with ‘bison’ since early explorers first discovered the North American species, and has become entrenched as a colloquialism in North American culture and language. References for further reading on the subject: Danz, H. P. 1997. Of bison and man. University Press of Colorado, Niwot, CO. 231 pp. Dary, D. A. 1989. The buffalo book. Second ed. Swallow Press/Ohio University Press, Athens, Ohio. 384 pp. "

12/9/2009 11:29:21 AM

chocolatervh discriminates against arm pit flap.

12/9/2009 11:31:15 AM

HAHAHAHA

12/9/2009 11:32:06 AM

I learned what paternalistic means. And what spike lee looks like

1/30/2010 11:44:49 AM

that was yesterday

1/30/2010 11:56:21 AM

^ i thought it posted last night and woke up and it hadn't gone through

1/30/2010 12:02:20 PM

cars are really heavy and are hard to push out of the snow

2/8/2010 8:09:58 PM

my legs are really heavy and its hard to run a lot

2/8/2010 8:25:38 PM

Today, I learned that you can measure levels of air pollution with a Nephelometer.

2/8/2010 8:45:14 PM

like

1/19/2011 10:06:01 AM

this is not facebook! you throw a kissy face at the bitch

1/19/2011 10:07:33 AM

noted

1/19/2011 10:17:47 AM

Yesterday I took my first sewing class at Wake Tech. Didn't learn much yet, just that there's something called a sewing chisel

1/19/2011 10:29:51 AM

I learned "sneaked" is the past tense for sneak. Thank you CNN

1/19/2011 3:31:56 PM

nvm, Peter made a thread about it

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6/26/2011 12:02:38 AM

for shame

7/14/2011 2:48:49 PM

lol the bump was my fault i did a search and i didn't look hard enough ahahahah

7/14/2011 2:51:21 PM

I learned that when you're trying to fix a problem, the person causing the problem tries to make it worse.
Tempting to get you in trouble, since I'm on TWW n all...

7/14/2011 5:05:35 PM

TIL dubstep is a genre of music, not a band.

You can tell I don't get out much, huh?

7/14/2011 9:24:24 PM

about prostitutes in Raleigh

7/15/2011 12:39:23 AM

that i never thought the idea of a mouthguard was cringeworthy

7/15/2011 8:55:53 AM

^it is?

7/15/2011 9:00:13 AM

in the right context

7/15/2011 9:07:21 AM

I've never had one so I dont know

7/15/2011 9:07:56 AM

7/15/2011 9:15:46 AM

lolz
THE MORE YOU KNOW

7/15/2011 9:48:06 AM

Quote :

"TIL dubstep is a genre of music, not a band. You can tell I don't get out much, huh?"

LOL.
Don't worry, I didn't get it at first either. I'd kinda weird.

7/15/2011 9:51:58 AM

drumstep is a variation of that too, also not a band

7/15/2011 9:52:31 AM

the difference between mouth-guards and dental dams

7/15/2011 10:08:45 AM