Quote :

"pretentious + asian = victory"

while

pretentious + white = fail

and

pretentious + black = lolwut

5/22/2008 11:28:45 AM

what's funny is most of us are posting from work...

5/22/2008 11:32:25 AM

I love you guys for KEEPIN IT REAL

5/22/2008 11:36:10 AM

Ostentatious + White = CEO.

5/22/2008 12:53:42 PM

silly silly white people

5/22/2008 1:25:57 PM

Why you not workin?

[Edited on May 22, 2008 at 1:47 PM. Reason : ]

5/22/2008 1:26:21 PM

Des, post the funny apps you got as PMs

Plzkthx

5/22/2008 1:44:50 PM

Quote :

"Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes? I try not to be one, but I can be rather blunt. How big is your penis? Well, I'll admit I've never measured it erect. He's only 4 inches flaccid. Do you have an "Asian thing"? ie, you've always wanted to date, or only date Asian girls? No, but I've dated white, black, and had a serious relationship with a Puerto Rican. Are you easily offended? No, I'm a Yankee. Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? That would be pretty fucked up. "

Quote :

"Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes? Sometimes, we are all human and have our moments. Can't deny all douchebaggery. How big is your penis? Considering I am looking at friendship, is this necessary? But if you want to know, I could tell you something you wouldn't believe anyways. Do you have an "Asian thing"? ie, you've always wanted to date, or only date Asian girls? Nah, I have dated an Asian in the past, but I do not exclusively chase Asians. Why are they called Asians anyways? Russia is in Asia and they are called Russians, why aren't they Japanese, Chinese, Korean, etc. Sorry, just a question I have thought about. "

5/22/2008 1:53:14 PM

i am working... sort of. my students are working on some seminar questions.

5/22/2008 1:53:59 PM

my app prolly went straight in the trash

5/22/2008 1:55:16 PM

No, I just chose the parts that were funny to me. I still have all of the applications. Although the best ones have been the ones posted in the thread.

5/22/2008 2:09:31 PM

Quote :

"Although the best ones have been the ones posted in the thread. "

i.e. Metriculas + mine

5/22/2008 2:11:15 PM

APPLIED

5/22/2008 2:16:18 PM

hehe

5/22/2008 2:16:36 PM

Quote :

"Describe what makes you a good candidate: I'm a dude. Is it reasonable to assume that you will say "thank you" when I do something nice for you? yes Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes? consistently. but im funny. How big is your penis? smaller than you've ever seen. Do you have an "Asian thing"? ie, you've always wanted to date, or only date Asian girls? I do have an asian thing. I havent ever dated one Are you easily offended? nah Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? i would if you told me you were a dude or something equally shocking. "

5/22/2008 2:23:49 PM

wtf?!?!?!

5/22/2008 2:32:20 PM

dude.

stop posting that shit.
it was deleted last time for a reason.

5/22/2008 2:34:42 PM

Nice bone marrow coloring. Do you work out?

[Edited on May 22, 2008 at 2:51 PM. Reason : so morbid]

5/22/2008 2:50:56 PM

yeah really^^ i hope it gets taken out again

5/22/2008 2:52:13 PM

omg.. is that real ?

5/22/2008 2:59:02 PM

no you tard

5/22/2008 3:02:12 PM

it still kinda freaks me out

[Edited on May 22, 2008 at 3:03 PM. Reason : x]

5/22/2008 3:02:56 PM

right-click...save image as

5/22/2008 3:02:57 PM

wtf is that supposed to be?

5/22/2008 3:03:03 PM

its suppose to be creepy, just like this thread

5/22/2008 5:09:54 PM

i dont fill out applications, its the other way around

5/22/2008 5:11:25 PM

Quote :

"Describe what makes you a good candidate: skip"

5/22/2008 5:37:49 PM

holy god this thread blew up

[Edited on May 22, 2008 at 8:03 PM. Reason : ^ ]

5/22/2008 8:01:00 PM

it's because i'm so awesome.

5/22/2008 8:15:39 PM

we know

5/22/2008 8:33:50 PM

fuuuuuuuk come on girl why doncha suck on a negga

5/22/2008 8:37:17 PM

god i have a thing for asians so bad

5/22/2008 8:44:21 PM

So what do I get if my application is selected?

5/22/2008 8:48:15 PM

private "engrish" lessons?

5/22/2008 8:49:19 PM

um... you get to take me out to dinner

5/22/2008 8:52:37 PM

And if you don't treat her right, Vix and I will fuck you up with out combined repressed lesbian powers.

I can't stress this enough.

sherrincsu will even come up from ATL to contribute to the laying of the smackdown.

5/22/2008 8:57:12 PM

in before schpexnel

5/22/2008 8:57:48 PM

Well you seem like you have a good sense of humor, but how do I know this isn't some huge ploy to get a bunch of free dates without having to put out? Cuz a girl could totally get away with something like that here.

The thought of a repressed lesbian beatdown does seem promising though...

[Edited on May 22, 2008 at 8:59 PM. Reason : ]

5/22/2008 8:58:48 PM

Quote :

"in before schpexnel "

lol

5/22/2008 9:01:27 PM

^^ i would never do something like that.

5/22/2008 9:08:16 PM

so what i'm really curious about is how much i have to pay to touch your booty

5/22/2008 9:11:15 PM

$California

5/22/2008 9:12:55 PM

please fucker this shit is like fisher price: my first korean

5/22/2008 9:13:25 PM

wat? Engish prease motherfucker

5/22/2008 9:14:06 PM

i totally offered to take you to dinner last night too late now though, this is my last night in raleigh

5/22/2008 9:14:19 PM

Your biceps are too small

5/22/2008 9:14:43 PM

Damn Metricula...maybe I should get you to post my "newly" single thread too. lol. jk, didn't realize this thread was gonna blow up so big

5/22/2008 9:15:13 PM

yo mom look like she rub backs

5/22/2008 9:16:19 PM

heather ill send you an application if you want

5/22/2008 9:18:02 PM

that was hs so...like 5-6 yrs ago. But no she's a computer scientist and works for the DoD

^ i would need to write one...hmmm..

[Edited on May 22, 2008 at 9:19 PM. Reason : ..]

5/22/2008 9:18:31 PM