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7/10/2008 9:19:22 AM

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"WARM WET HOLE"

7/10/2008 9:44:31 AM

no history of eating disorders

7/11/2008 1:21:31 PM

a disdain for children.

7/11/2008 2:18:42 PM

has to make at least 50k a year in her field

7/11/2008 2:19:15 PM

oh she has to have 2 degrees by the way

7/11/2008 2:35:10 PM

i have 2 degrees...

but i don't bring home $50K...


but if you include my paid insurance and retirement plan provided by work I probably make close to $75K

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 2:36 PM. Reason : does that count]

7/11/2008 2:36:28 PM

DNL will surely end up with someone that meets all the criteria he has listed in this thread.

7/11/2008 2:37:07 PM

^^^I think you're asking a little bit too much with both of those

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 2:37 PM. Reason : to dnl]

7/11/2008 2:37:23 PM

well he didn't say WHAT degree.

they give out degrees in shit like "tying your shoes without drooling on yourself" on those infomercials that pop up late at night.

and prostitutes could probably pull 50k or more a year

7/11/2008 2:38:56 PM

how did you know what i got my second degree in?

7/11/2008 2:40:30 PM

saw you at graduation

7/11/2008 2:41:06 PM

I dropped out, the final was too hard

7/11/2008 2:42:10 PM

I've given up on "being able to cook" for an ideal girlfriend. Shit just ain't gonna happen. The fact that girl's get amazed at the simple shit I can do in a kitchen is just sad.

7/11/2008 2:42:17 PM

oh shit...was that you?!


i feel like a bitch for not speaking

7/11/2008 2:42:20 PM

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"DNL will surely end up with someone that meets all the criteria he has listed in this thread."

i'll accept 75% or higher of criteria...lol

7/11/2008 2:44:21 PM

livingproof it sounds like you should have a husband by now?

7/11/2008 2:45:59 PM

i almost did once...

which is probably why i don't now

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 2:48 PM. Reason : and i think he fit like 7% of the criteria on my list ]

7/11/2008 2:47:07 PM

an idea gf is one who just wants to meet for 15-30 mins twice a week.

7/11/2008 2:48:07 PM

was it your first ltr kinda thing or something...like a straight outta highschool, been together for like 2 years kinda thing?

7/11/2008 2:48:18 PM

livinproof likes young man meat


this one time she almost got me. almost....

7/11/2008 2:48:25 PM

^^it was my first ltr...

but it's the guy i was dating when i graduated from college...


he's also basically the reason i went in the completely opposite direction after we broke up....he sucked the life out of me and i spent the next 5 years getting it back

^haha



that guy was actually my first younger man...unless you count that one kid in high school i made out with

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 2:52 PM. Reason : adsfds]

7/11/2008 2:49:10 PM

what was his major if you dont mind me asking?

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 2:51 PM. Reason : ^u bwned a highschooler?!??!?!]

7/11/2008 2:51:28 PM

he was an agronomy major...


and no...i made out with some freshman when i was a senior...

i was a good girl

7/11/2008 2:52:59 PM

its ok because he was hot as fuck

7/11/2008 2:53:51 PM

as a matter of fact he was

7/11/2008 2:54:14 PM

so anyways you are like scared to get into a deep relationship with someone or something?

7/11/2008 2:57:25 PM

no...not at all

...but i am scared of wasting my time with somebody that sucks ass in the end



i found the man i thought i wanted to spend the rest of my life with shortly after that....we dated for nearly a year...but he was pretty fucked up and screwed me over....we stayed good friends...but he's dead now...

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 3:00 PM. Reason : i'm a shitty judge of character btw]

7/11/2008 2:58:48 PM

These are not in any particular order:

- Highly motivated/ambitious.
- Very intelligent and funny.
- Similar to me in drinking habits (3-4 times a year)
- Doesn't curse very often, unless necessary.
- Brunette (but doesn't have to be).
- Tall (5'6 - 6'0), athletic.
- Not addicted to cell phone or internet.
- outdoorsy, world-traveler type.
- Punctual, and usually wakes up early. (lazy people annoy me).
- Similar taste in music.
- Doesn't change moods every five minutes.
- Reliable, tough, trustworthy.

7/11/2008 3:00:42 PM

^^dont worry being a shitty judge of character just goes along with being a woman

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 3:02 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 3:02 PM. Reason : .]

7/11/2008 3:01:27 PM

don't get me wrong...i have some commitment issues...


but it's more of being scared of losing what i care about than being scared of being tied down

7/11/2008 3:03:16 PM

^ I'm sure you're not scared of being tied down.

7/11/2008 3:06:46 PM

i said tied down...not tied up

7/11/2008 3:07:16 PM

kdflasjfl

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 3:07 PM. Reason : slow]

7/11/2008 3:07:37 PM

english degree

or equivalent experience

7/11/2008 5:00:20 PM

Hmm, I'll take a crack

a) Cute and in decent shape (i don't ask for anymore than what i see in myself)
b) Has a degree and goals
c) Enjoys quiet nights in but also can get rowdy when necessary and yes sometimes it is necessary
d) Cannot be a Boston Red Sox fan (i tried it once and i wanted to shoot myself)
e) Cooks occasionally half and half at least
f) Wants kids someday but still wants to travel and see other things before kids

I'd put in not crazy and psycho, but every woman has her moments, its pretty much unavoidable. I'd say thats a pretty short list.

[Edited on July 11, 2008 at 6:09 PM. Reason : .]

7/11/2008 6:01:37 PM

don't aggravate me
put out
be pretty and or cute
put out
don't annoy me
put out
don't be retarded
put out
don't cheat or lie
put out
be willing to have fun
put out
be willing to get dirty outside
put out

7/11/2008 6:04:10 PM

two tits, a hole and a heartbeat.

7/11/2008 6:05:26 PM

- motivated
- must have college degree
- good job she enjoys, making decent money and use of education (not a lowes cashier, etc)
- tall
- athletic
- takes care of herself physically, mentally, and emotionally
- doesn't mind alcohol and light drug usage (participating is a plus)
- intelligent
- good sense of humor
- stays in shape, not a lazy fat slob
- can cook a decent meal
- appreciates my right to religion (or lack of), and doesn't push her beliefs on me
- dresses nice
- likes music and movies (my type of music and movies is a plus)
- can function well in "upper class" environments (shallow as hell, but ive had friends freak out and not know how to behave at country clubs, etc)
- have proper etiquette (see above)
- can let her hair down and know how to relax when appropriate

7/11/2008 6:15:58 PM

good list

7/11/2008 6:17:04 PM

yeah i pretty much agree with that for the most part

7/11/2008 6:20:36 PM

my dick.


zing!

7/11/2008 6:51:49 PM

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"oh she has to have 2 degrees by the way"

one engineering degree is 10x harder than 2 of a lot of bullshit degrees

that's a retarded statement

7/11/2008 6:57:13 PM

some of you people have some funny lists


but I guess whatever looks good on tww!

7/11/2008 6:58:26 PM

lol no sir

7/11/2008 6:58:50 PM

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"but it's more of being scared of losing what i care about than being scared of being tied down "

i'll go ahead and say i'm scared of being tied down. especially after reading these lists. no offense, boys.

7/11/2008 7:06:03 PM

its ok some of us just encounter high classed women on the regular so he figures all good women are like that

7/11/2008 7:07:59 PM

it has nothing to do with class. if you want we can have that debate about myself later.

i'm just saying, some of these (mostly yours, now that i think about it) are nit picky things. if i were one of these ideal girlfriends, i feel like i'd constantly be saying get off my nuts

7/11/2008 7:11:28 PM

i only expect no less that what i give lol

7/11/2008 7:12:20 PM

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"if i were one of these ideal girlfriends, i feel like i'd constantly be saying get off my nuts"

If you were constantly saying that, you might not be the ideal girlfriend...

7/11/2008 7:12:54 PM