EMCE's MOMMA so ugly, the neighbors broke in to close the shades

9/12/2008 5:22:29 PM

you two are reusing jokes


and you both put on lipstick with a paint roller

9/12/2008 5:23:38 PM

awww I'm sorry I was mean

EMCE is a great man who is literally larger than life!

9/12/2008 5:28:05 PM

and Nerdchick is a great person as well. I've known her for years, and still feel like I haven't seen all of her

9/12/2008 5:29:09 PM

9/12/2008 5:29:54 PM

ok, I think I have to go to the gym now to work off this weight (seriously, I'm about to go to the gym)

but shit should serve as a reminder of how close NC and I used to be:

9/12/2008 5:34:06 PM

EMCE is a good guy

and I won't tolerate any more slurs about his weight!

9/12/2008 6:09:40 PM

So I weighed myself on two scales and I definitely weigh like 176 pounds. That's almost obese on the BMI scale. I had no freaking idea, I didn't even really think I was overweight. I'm colossal and I didn't even know it!! I feel a strange sense of pride.

9/12/2008 11:13:49 PM

I'd still be all over you like white on rice

9/12/2008 11:14:33 PM

Word. It's not like I look like I weigh that much.

9/12/2008 11:16:11 PM

I need a woman that won't go flying off the bed when we're crushing

9/12/2008 11:16:58 PM

But not one that will collapse the bed under her weight.

9/12/2008 11:17:29 PM

u r perfect 4 me

9/12/2008 11:18:08 PM

9/12/2008 11:18:41 PM

5'10"
12.5 stone
fucking hot

9/12/2008 11:22:42 PM