I like listening to the ladies.

3/16/2010 7:09:34 PM

ummmm...


Oh, I know...

Oral sex!

3/16/2010 7:10:30 PM

right now, this scotch bonnet hot sauce i slathered my brinner eggs in

nom

3/16/2010 7:19:06 PM

sex is the only thing i love thooo..

3/16/2010 8:20:23 PM

sitting in front of a fire in the Mountains while drinking hot chocolate.

3/16/2010 8:37:29 PM

getting wasted and going on TWW!

3/16/2010 9:16:32 PM

Pre-sex cuddling.

3/16/2010 9:17:02 PM

Standard operating procedure for girls:

SPC - Sex, pee, cuddle

3/16/2010 9:17:49 PM

pre-sex... then the eventual sex

3/16/2010 9:17:52 PM

^^ 10/10.

3/16/2010 9:18:21 PM

im the opener for the yankees right now...starting lineup my ass! I am the lineup

3/16/2010 9:19:11 PM

Post-sex cuddling.

3/16/2010 9:20:33 PM

Ass to mouth

3/16/2010 9:24:04 PM

i cannot accept ass to mouth....please edit post.

3/16/2010 9:40:21 PM

post sex awkwardness...?

3/16/2010 9:40:44 PM

^ Oh lawd.

3/16/2010 9:45:20 PM

When I can walk into someone else's kitchen and cook in it like it's my own

3/27/2010 11:20:32 PM

you are welcome to do that at my place anytime as long as i can have some

3/27/2010 11:21:37 PM

^^ most people have their stuff stashed in 500 drawers and cabinets like they don't want someone to know it's a kitchen. Spend half my freaking time hunting down the right tool for the job

3/27/2010 11:24:04 PM

Not having a cough that lasts forever

3/27/2010 11:28:22 PM

beeeeyaah

3/27/2010 11:29:09 PM

that feeling right after you brush your teeth

3/27/2010 11:30:29 PM

and look like

3/27/2010 11:37:14 PM

Quote :

" things that you LUUUUUUURVE that aren't sex"

perfect silence.

3/28/2010 12:24:42 AM

pour over cheesy popcorn

3/28/2010 12:31:55 AM

I like being the big spoon with a boob in each hand.

Of course, that usually goes along with sex, and if it doesn't, I don't like it so much, because it's frustrating.

3/28/2010 12:34:23 AM

foreplay... although that typically leads to sex. and if it doesnt,

3/28/2010 12:37:45 AM

You're a girl. What the hell kind of dudes are you with for you to get teased like that, then not beaten with the magic stick?

[Edited on March 28, 2010 at 12:40 AM. Reason : ]

3/28/2010 12:39:52 AM

Quote :

"foreplay... although that typically leads to sex. and if it doesnt, "

lol

3/28/2010 12:49:49 AM

Obviously some pretty shitty ones

3/28/2010 12:51:01 AM

Either they were heterocurious,

or you look good clothed, but bad naked

or you confessed to having an incurable STD just before they were going to do you (bless you)

or they were 14

or they were virgins (and even that is an unlikely scenario)

or you were somehow inadvertently giving a strong impression that you didn't actually want to get boned (again, dubious.)



I refuse to believe that any halfway normal, adult heterosexual male would engage in foreplay, then withhold the penis when the girl was clearly receptive to it.

3/28/2010 1:07:50 AM

Or things are "just too complicated"

3/28/2010 1:11:43 AM

That's a euphemism for something.

It's not like guys are worried about ruining a friendship or something. That's just not the way we work...not to mention that we're generally not friends with women we're not sexually interested in to begin with.

[Edited on March 28, 2010 at 1:13 AM. Reason : ]

3/28/2010 1:13:41 AM

ketchup.
boobs.
cats.
birds.
head scratching.
a good spanking.

3/28/2010 1:16:19 AM

Thunderstorms
Watching Zach Parise score goals
Sweet Tea
Making Out

3/28/2010 1:17:15 AM

I pretty much love speed.

Fast cars
Fast motorcycles
Fast boats/jet skis
Fast airplanes
Skiing
Waterskiing


and I love good food and travel

[Edited on March 28, 2010 at 1:19 AM. Reason : and music/playing music...and exercise]

3/28/2010 1:18:41 AM

When I can walk into someone else's kitchen house and cook live in it like it's my own

3/28/2010 2:13:09 AM

the way it feels to fall asleep with the AC running on a hot day, or right after getting out of a hot shower

4/5/2010 2:59:06 PM

playing out in the sun

4/5/2010 3:32:05 PM

fishing

4/5/2010 3:33:14 PM

dancing to house music

4/5/2010 3:33:18 PM

4/5/2010 3:40:47 PM

this one is kinda strange

the way your hands smell after messing with tomato plants

5/21/2010 4:03:46 PM

^^pretty rad

5/21/2010 4:04:30 PM

blow jobs

5/21/2010 4:56:10 PM

5/21/2010 6:25:04 PM

reese's peanut butter cup minis

mcdonald's dollar menu

5/21/2010 7:07:42 PM

sex

5/21/2010 7:11:38 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Café_del_Mar

9/21/2010 11:16:10 AM

^heck yeah, i too love Cafe del Mar. I've got a ton of the Cafe del Mar mix albums that are great to just mellow out to. Would definitely like to see Ibiza some day before i get old.

9/21/2010 11:20:01 AM