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"xxx is so scared that the life she knows today will be no more. Thank you Obama supporter."

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"xxx doesnt know why people can't see through obama."

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"xxx is hoping the Obama plan covers Starbucks under his new food stamp initiative! Super excited about the rich paying my way!! : )."

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"xxx hopes all you obamanuts are happy; when the shit hits the fan, i dont want to hear you complaining...welcome to the United Socialist States of America."

I really don't have a lot. Most of my friends are pro Obama.

[Edited on November 5, 2008 at 3:10 AM. Reason : -]

11/5/2008 3:08:15 AM

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"is not looking forward to the new 4 years with the new president, but trusting God because i know HE knows that HE is doing and is still in control NOT OBAMA!! is wanting a sticker that states "No i did not screw this country over!". is we're all gonna die is speechless..tropics anyone? is going to shoot herself. is amazed at the ignorance of people and how they vote! WE ARE SCREWED AND I AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THESE 4 YEARS WITH BABY KILLING OBAMA!! "

and this one was a sub-comment to the last one, omfg hilarious

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" not only does he kills babies, but he is going to take our guns, he will take our money, he is a muslim, and God know's what else he is capable of...the amount of chaos this "man" will cause is going to be unprecedented! "

11/5/2008 3:23:09 AM

after he takes our guns he's going to use them to kill the babies... that kind of makes sense.

11/5/2008 4:57:35 AM

******** is just sad. This is been 35/40hrs a week for over a year and a half of her life. So if you want to be mean or rub salt in the wounds, please come back later.

wolfwebbar alert!:

Greg Godwin voted for the constitution looks like i lost again.
Ian McDougald is packing to move to canadia.


Most of my friends statuses are saying how happy they are that obama won.

11/5/2008 5:45:08 AM

HAHHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHHA

11/5/2008 6:07:44 AM

I realize this one is pro-Obama, but it's still the best one I've seen yet

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""Chocolate reign...Obama's message pumping through my veins, Chocolate reign...."

11/5/2008 7:24:46 AM

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"*** socialism, communism, marxist its all what Obama stands for. But maybe he'll spread some wealth to me that way I can be a lazy peice of shit and not work again."

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"*** is hoping that Obama shares the wealth."

(same nut who made the puerto rico comment)

11/5/2008 7:41:16 AM

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"Most of my friends statuses are saying how happy they are that obama won."

same here.

11/5/2008 7:42:47 AM

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"****** is looking towards 2012. I'm doing a write-in for Peggy Joseph."

11/5/2008 8:14:30 AM

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"***** hate hate hate fear fear fear lies lies lies "

ok people here is the template

11/5/2008 8:29:38 AM

LOL sumfoo1

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"has voted yellow.... cause yellow and blue make greeen and green is my favorite color."

[Edited on November 5, 2008 at 8:35 AM. Reason : ]

11/5/2008 8:35:08 AM

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"******* says we are still divided. The last time a liberal senator from Illinois was elected we fired on Fort Sumter...its a SHAME we can't secede and do it all over..."

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"******* says hello higher taxes....hello socialism....and ASHAMED to be called myself a North Carolinian.....STOP MOVING TO THE SOUTH AND INFLUENCING OUR BELIEFS!!!!! 1"

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"********* is waiting for my check from rich people.....oh thats RIGHT....ill be paying people to live off of my hard work..."

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"********* is very confused why we want to "Change" from being the highest grossing country in the world. Is that the change we needed?"

11/5/2008 8:40:11 AM

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" is not looking for a job after I graduate college because we have a president that likes to share the wealth! it will be just like Im a kid again, free handouts."

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"is welcome to socialism. I hope everyone who voted for "change" enjoys it."

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" is outraged. pissed. terrified. all of the above. choose an adjective."

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"is writing checks, should he make them out to Obama...or poor people."

11/5/2008 8:50:32 AM

TERRIFIED IS THE BEST WORD TO DESCRIBE MY FEELINGS.

UNFORTUNATELY THE REST OF THE WORLD NOW THINKS WE'RE PUSSIFIED.



YOU KNOW WE'VE BECOME PUSSIFIED WHEN FRANCE SAYS OUR NATION IS ON THE RIGHT TRACK.

11/5/2008 8:53:43 AM

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"YAY WE ARE SCREWED."

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"alright time to pack up and move to Canada...who's comin with??"

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"oh boy, this is going to be an interesting 4 yrs."

hahahaha at this one:

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"is tired of readin obama status's... SYKE!! "my President's black, my Honda iz 2"."

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"this is an obamanation... get it? haha maybe we will get it right in 2012 but everything happens for a reason."

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"thinks that although you may not agree with who is president now, as American's we should not be divided over it. RE: what is this crap about! We will be divided because he will kill half of us"

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"is there goes my life... and yours."

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"is NOBAMA!!!!"

that was fun

11/5/2008 8:58:34 AM

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" UNFORTUNATELY THE REST OF THE WORLD NOW THINKS WE'RE PUSSIFIED."

Rest of the world actually thinks we're smart. When was the last time you did some traveling??

Oh....and I got some better ones this morning:

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" "****** is thinking of quitting my job because I JUST CANT DO IT! obama will take care of me. you owe me that RIGHT. give me a fucking break. u can do what I can do." "****** what a sad day when the American people are so warped and screwed up that they elect a non patriotic muslim socialist terrorist as our next president!" "****** thinks this is the perfect time to fulfill her dream of becoming a member of the von Trapp family, moving to Austria, and singing on hillsides." "

11/5/2008 9:05:57 AM

Awesome thread. Keep it up !

11/5/2008 9:09:03 AM

DO THESE IDIOTS NOT KNOW THAT YOU CAN ERASE THE "IS" PART

they sound stupider and stupider

11/5/2008 9:18:25 AM

gotta love the people that want to move to Canada, considering it's way more liberal than the US

11/5/2008 9:22:33 AM

I finally found one : is recommending anyone who has wealth spends it before Jesus, er, Obama takes it away.

11/5/2008 9:23:59 AM

11/5/2008 9:26:34 AM

some of these people need their names posted.

11/5/2008 9:27:21 AM

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"Rest of the world actually thinks we're smart. When was the last time you did some traveling??"

I LIVED IN FRANCE AND CANADA DURING THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION, DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW IN TOUCH WITH THEM YOU ARE.

THE REASON THEY'RE HAPPY IS SIMPLY BECAUSE WE ARE NOW PUSSIFIED. THEY KNOW WE WONT REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE WHEN THEY FUCK WITH US. THE TERRORISTS COULDN'T BE MORE EXCITED WITH THE OUTCOME, THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE.

NOW THEY HAVE AN EXCUSE TO PERFORM ANOTHER ATTACK (THE PRESIDENT IS AN ALLAM ALI BABBA OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CALL IT WHEN YOUR PAPPY IS MUSLIM AND YOU AREN'T) AND THEY KNOW THE PRESIDENT WONT DO SHIT ABOUT IT THIS TIME SON.

11/5/2008 9:30:09 AM

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"I LIVED IN FRANCE AND CANADA DURING THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION"

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"I LIVED IN FRANCE"

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"FRANCE"

Ew.

11/5/2008 9:31:48 AM

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"qqq: hopes Obama realizes only God can change this country...not him"

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"Response^ zzz: Romans 13:1"

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"Response^ qqq: I read it. And I hold to my statement...only God can change USA, not Obama."

11/5/2008 9:33:33 AM

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"THE REASON THEY'RE HAPPY IS SIMPLY BECAUSE WE ARE NOW PUSSIFIED. THEY KNOW WE WONT REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE WHEN THEY FUCK WITH US. THE TERRORISTS COULDN'T BE MORE EXCITED WITH THE OUTCOME, THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE."

I was actually under the impression that the terrorists would want McCain.

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"I LIVED IN FRANCE AND CANADA DURING THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION, DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW IN TOUCH WITH THEM YOU ARE. "

A whole two countries?? And one of them is Canada?? My bad...you really are in touch with what the rest of the world is thinking. Sorry.



[Edited on November 5, 2008 at 9:46 AM. Reason : .]

11/5/2008 9:43:43 AM

Hahaha I love this thread.

I put myself to sleep reading all of the facebook status' last night!!!!!

11/5/2008 9:50:50 AM

You betcha!

11/5/2008 10:14:15 AM

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"A whole two countries?? And one of them is Canada?? My bad...you really are in touch with what the rest of the world is thinking. Sorry."

DID I SAY I'D ONLY BEEN TO TWO COUNTRIES OR DID I SAY I HAD LIVED IN THOSE COUNTRIES SON?

IN FACT, I'VE LIVED WITH 4 DIFFERENT FRENCH FAMILIES IN VARIOUS STATES OF WEALTH AND VARIOUS AGES.

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"I was actually under the impression that the terrorists would want McCain."

AND WHY IS THAT YOU METRO ASS BITCH?

WITH OBAMA THEY'RE ABOUT TO GET THEIR HANDS ON IRAQ AND THEY HAVE A LOT MORE EXCUSES TO ATTACK US. PLUS, THEY HAVE THE INCENTIVE THAT ONLY A PUSSY CAN PROVIDE. YOU KNOW, THE FACT THAT THEY KNOW WE WONT DO SHIT WHILE HE'S IN OFFICE.

[Edited on November 5, 2008 at 10:18 AM. Reason : ]

11/5/2008 10:15:35 AM

I love this thread so much.

11/5/2008 11:11:48 AM

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"*** thinks intellectual activism is more important now than ever before"

I agree with this sentiment, though it's not from a conservative.

11/5/2008 11:26:35 AM

I don't have many...

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"********knows that God is still on the throne. Read my blog for more."

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"******** is screaming bring on Socialism. God Help Us. Care to move to Canada?"

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"******** - this country is officially f*cked. Thanks a lot, sheep."

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"********* is saying we....are.....screwed...."

Other than that it's just a bunch of celebrating

11/5/2008 11:31:09 AM

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"The Republicans lost this election in large part because they did not stand up for the principle of individual rights, resulting in there being no substantive difference in theory or practice between themselves and the Democrats."

It's their own fault really.

11/5/2008 11:35:37 AM

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"******** is screaming bring on Socialism. God Help Us. Care to move to Canada?"

good thing Canada doesn't have socialized health care or anything

oh wait...

11/5/2008 11:36:13 AM

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"***** is wondering, how can one black man run the country when 10 can't run a McDonald's?"

11/5/2008 12:02:34 PM

best thread ever - it saddens me that nearly all of my friends on facebook are going with the whole obama is hitler, obama is a socialist status updates

it has made me re-evaulate the circles i have kept the past 8 years

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"MCCAIN/PALIN '08!!! OBAMA MAY BE A GOOD AND CONVINCING SPEAKER BUT SO WAS HITLER!!!!!!!!!!"

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"doesn't know what to think???? God help our country!!!"

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"says great...Oprah basically just became our President."

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"is digging a hole in his backyard to hide his guns from Obama."

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"would like to welcome his comrades to the United Socialist States of America, the USSA!"

i want new friends

11/5/2008 12:10:11 PM

^ ahahahahahha

Some of those were from friends of mine too. I was all like.

Maybe it was sarcasm.

11/5/2008 12:11:22 PM

you people are pussies

share your friend's names or gtfo

11/5/2008 12:12:18 PM

hahhahahahaha lolzer^

11/5/2008 12:23:52 PM

YOU METRO ASS BITCHES JUST CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT YOU'VE FUCKED OVER YOUR COUNTRY BY PUTTING THIS METRO SLUT IN OFFICE SON.

11/5/2008 12:25:52 PM

shut the fuck up

11/5/2008 12:26:42 PM

yes, can we please take the metro caps lock stuff down a notch, please

11/5/2008 12:30:04 PM

did anyone but be actually say something to some of there ignorant comments?

11/5/2008 12:31:44 PM

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"is bummed cause america is kinda screwed...prepare for socialism people"

man it's like a broken record..

[Edited on November 5, 2008 at 12:34 PM. Reason : there is no reply only laughter.]

11/5/2008 12:33:16 PM

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"Maybe it was sarcasm."

I doubt it. The worst offenders are sorority girls. I know too many stupid ones. Obama is muslim!!! omg omg

11/5/2008 12:33:35 PM

^^^^ I DON'T DO THIS SHIT OUTSIDE OF CHIT CHAT, BUT IN CHIT CHAT I'VE ALWAYS HAD THE IMPRESSION THAT THIS IS, IN FACT, ALLOWED SON.

[Edited on November 5, 2008 at 12:34 PM. Reason : ]

11/5/2008 12:34:07 PM

my president is still george bush

- me

11/5/2008 12:52:29 PM

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"did anyone but be actually say something to some of there ignorant comments"

I did...

I asked one of the people that said he's not looking foward to an Arabic president if he realizes that Obama is just as Arabic as he and I are.....he deleted the comment.

11/5/2008 1:02:55 PM

i'm so happy to see that the statuses of my conservative friends show that:

1) they voted for obama,
2) they graciously accept defeat,
3) they don't feel the need to summon "e-ttention" by being drama queens

11/5/2008 1:19:11 PM

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"IN FACT, I'VE LIVED WITH 4 DIFFERENT FRENCH FAMILIES IN VARIOUS STATES OF WEALTH AND VARIOUS AGES."

Get the fuck outta here. plz to put saabturbo in obama's cabinet.

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"WITH OBAMA THEY'RE ABOUT TO GET THEIR HANDS ON IRAQ AND THEY HAVE A LOT MORE EXCUSES TO ATTACK US. PLUS, THEY HAVE THE INCENTIVE THAT ONLY A PUSSY CAN PROVIDE. YOU KNOW, THE FACT THAT THEY KNOW WE WONT DO SHIT WHILE HE'S IN OFFICE."

.

Yep....we're pulling out of Iraq tomorrow...everyone is going to get taxed 60% and up....gay marriages allowed everywhere....free abortions....all guns confiscated.....and borders are open to any and all terrorists.

You're fucking retarded.

11/5/2008 1:25:31 PM