Not a question but I am OK with that:

I was going to make your frosting tonight and a cake to take to a party tomorrow. But as I was leaving to go to the store, TWW crashed and I couldn't get to the recipe to see if I had everything. I remembered one ingredient I knew I didn't have so I went to get that at the store, but it was on the top shelf and I couldn't reach it, and I took that sequence of events as a sign that it wasn't meant to be today.

But soon, I will make it!

Also I was supposed to get a kitty tonight, but I didn't, so now I am sad.

11/19/2009 9:40:24 PM

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"are you drunk and passed out or watching greys anatomy "

ALSO: do you watch private practice? can you help me with this episode's backstory when you start watching?

11/19/2009 10:05:07 PM

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"are you drunk and passed out or watching greys anatomy "

hahah i was watching Grey's! and i'm wondering why the hell that episode just took us through to New Year's Day. are we not getting a new Grey's episode for over a month?!?!

11/19/2009 10:05:58 PM

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"ALSO: do you watch private practice? can you help me with this episode's backstory when you start watching?"

yes, i watch Private Practice. and once i've watched tonight's episode (which likely won't be until tomorrow) i'll be happy to explain it to you!

11/19/2009 10:06:29 PM

i know! same i was going to ask you the same thing

and what is up with private practice. i didn't really start watching it until this season!

THANKS! i just missed last season or something when important things happened

[Edited on November 19, 2009 at 10:07 PM. Reason : .]

11/19/2009 10:06:39 PM

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"Not a question but I am OK with that: I was going to make your frosting tonight and a cake to take to a party tomorrow. But as I was leaving to go to the store, TWW crashed and I couldn't get to the recipe to see if I had everything. I remembered one ingredient I knew I didn't have so I went to get that at the store, but it was on the top shelf and I couldn't reach it, and I took that sequence of events as a sign that it wasn't meant to be today. But soon, I will make it! Also I was supposed to get a kitty tonight, but I didn't, so now I am sad. "

i'm sorry i totally didn't mean to skip over this. it's OK, you'll make the frosting one day soon. and you'll fall in love and insist that every cake you ever make be covered in this fudge frosting. and everytime you make it you'll think of me

11/19/2009 10:11:46 PM

will you post the picture that I PMed you of my junk?

11/19/2009 10:13:36 PM

absolutely not! you shaved a rabbit into your pubes. that picture is special to me now ♥

11/19/2009 10:14:21 PM

I miss you and my brother! I am drinking! Are you ready for vegas 2.0? Will your parents adopt me? I love them.

11/19/2009 10:16:48 PM

I have been ready for Vegas 2.0 since about 4 days after we got back.

11/19/2009 10:18:30 PM

?

11/19/2009 10:24:51 PM

!!!

11/19/2009 10:26:07 PM

Will your parents adopt me? They rock.

11/19/2009 10:26:42 PM

I dunno about adoption, but my dad is currently single and ready to mingle.

11/19/2009 10:27:04 PM

how on earth am i going to move all my shit in six hours?
im having coughing attacks just say more than like 3 sentences at a time

[Edited on November 19, 2009 at 10:29 PM. Reason : sdfs]

11/19/2009 10:28:48 PM

^you're going to go get an 18pk of Coors Light and call NeuseRvrRat

11/19/2009 10:29:38 PM

i dont like coors

and nrr is already planning on being here!

it better be nice weather sat.

do you have a truck?

11/19/2009 10:31:03 PM

i figured if you got coors light now you'd persuade NRR to come over now

and yes, we have a truck

11/19/2009 10:31:54 PM

I have a cutoff of age 50. How old is your dad? And if I married, your dad, I'd be your stepmom, and that's too west virginia for me.

11/19/2009 10:32:42 PM

Dad is 55 but doesn't look a day over 30. And he's got $$$$$$.

11/19/2009 10:33:33 PM

Yes, but I don't want you to be my step-daughter and I don't want buck to be my son-in-law.

11/19/2009 10:35:25 PM

OH SNAP

good point.

don't date my dad!

11/19/2009 10:37:30 PM

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"i figured if you got coors light now you'd persuade NRR to come over now "

eh im not moving until sat and the only reason i have to do it in a few hours is because im moving to another apt in my same complex like 300 yards away. they will prorate me for each apt if i have the keys for more than one day for each place

you got me with the truck thing, i thought you would say no, and then my question was going to be then what good are you

11/19/2009 10:39:25 PM

are you ready for tuesday?

11/19/2009 10:52:02 PM

OH YEA

it's gonna be fun. are you gonna come to town boo?

11/19/2009 10:52:39 PM

i have an interview that day in rawley

11/19/2009 10:54:36 PM

What's on tues? Why am I drunk from a glass of wine?

11/19/2009 10:56:28 PM

^^YAY FOR JAWBS

^Honey, you forgot to eat again.

11/19/2009 10:57:10 PM

Rayyyy you coming for Casey's thing?

maybe ill have an easier time convincing will to go then

11/19/2009 11:02:39 PM

11/19/2009 11:03:12 PM

ah, tell him to quit being a pussy and go. Me and Sam will be there. well maybe sam.

11/19/2009 11:04:14 PM

Sam the Dawg is cool. As long as he doesn't hide from me again like a fucking PUSSY DOG.

11/19/2009 11:05:52 PM

he doesn't like you. And I'm not sure he'll be alive after the shit he just took on her floor.

11/19/2009 11:07:46 PM

lol but its a work night

11/19/2009 11:07:58 PM

^^i am the fucking Animal Whisperer. there is absolutely no reason for that dog to dislike me.

something is wrong with that dog. that's all i'm saying.

11/19/2009 11:08:50 PM

^^ not for me.

^ haha. I think it's the animal whisperer part. There's this little boy here that thinks he's the dog whisperer or some shit and Sam hates him too.

[Edited on November 19, 2009 at 11:10 PM. Reason : ]

11/19/2009 11:08:51 PM

Sam is a hairless chump

11/19/2009 11:10:23 PM

don't hate.

11/19/2009 11:11:16 PM

hate!!

11/19/2009 11:12:05 PM

U MAD?

11/19/2009 11:15:19 PM

11/19/2009 11:15:47 PM

g'nite ya'll

11/19/2009 11:20:45 PM

do you ever masturbate to gay male porn?

12/7/2009 6:31:20 PM

i am amused at the direction that chatterbox goes sometimes

no EMCE, i've never masturbated to gay male porn.

12/7/2009 6:32:20 PM

haiiiiiiiii

12/7/2009 6:42:59 PM

i'm sorry, please rephrase in the form of a question

12/7/2009 6:44:09 PM

8====8?

12/7/2009 6:44:36 PM

yes BB, 8 does in fact equal equal equal equal 8.

12/7/2009 6:45:15 PM

are you prepared for the company christmas partay?

12/7/2009 7:04:47 PM

if by "prepared" you mean "ready to get drunk on the company dime" then i'ma have to say HELL YES

12/7/2009 7:06:33 PM