ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
why is this 6 pages 8/10/2009 12:04:49 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Because it was actually a damn good topic that caused heated discussion son. 8/10/2009 12:05:24 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
cause bitches be crazy 8/10/2009 12:05:53 PM |
lewoods All American 3526 Posts user info edit post |
Fuck boats, what I need is a back yard track and minimum 8 car garage with lifts for cars and bikes. And a couple dogs to keep away curious strangers. Might as well build some blinds and shit for Schutzhund while I'm at it. 8/10/2009 12:07:00 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
We should hang out more often son. 8/10/2009 12:07:38 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
I hated my beach house because my friends would never go the hell home.
It sucks when you have to kick leeches out of your house because they're busy mooching off of your kegerator and borrowing your surfboards and outdoor shower. 8/10/2009 12:07:41 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
8/10/2009 12:08:12 PM |
hgtran All American 9855 Posts user info edit post |
^^tell me about it. 8/10/2009 12:08:30 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "why is this 6 pages" |
i have no clue. i think it's obvious we've derailed from the topic quite a bit.
which is about on par for most Chit Chat discussions 8/10/2009 12:08:46 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
1st world problems itt 8/10/2009 12:09:08 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
As Biggie put it, mo money, mo problems.
Sometimes I eat too much caviar and foie gras, then I get a tummyache.
[Edited on August 10, 2009 at 12:11 PM. Reason : ] 8/10/2009 12:11:02 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
damn right 8/10/2009 12:11:35 PM |
hgtran All American 9855 Posts user info edit post |
I'd rather have a jetski than a boat. I can do pretty much anything on the jetski, except deepsea fishing, but I can use my friend's boat for that. You can't go deepsea fishing by yourself anyway. 8/10/2009 12:12:09 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
don't act like you have friends asian boy. no one wants to hang out with a guy who has a small wang. at least not willingly.] 8/10/2009 12:15:34 PM |
lewoods All American 3526 Posts user info edit post |
Can't get drunk and partay on a jetski! That's the whole purpose of boats. 8/10/2009 12:16:00 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "no one wants to hang out with a guy who has a small wang. at least not willingly." |
When I find out things like this, I lose respect for the son. I really do. ]8/10/2009 12:16:38 PM |
hgtran All American 9855 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "don't act like you have friends asian boy. no one wants to hang out with a guy who has a small wang." |
yes, that's why I'm living a life RIGHT NOW that you want to eventually live when you're 50, and I'm pretty sure I'm still younger than you.
[Edited on August 10, 2009 at 12:21 PM. Reason : .]8/10/2009 12:18:06 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
It's way harder to have an orgy on a jet ski. Trust me.
Then again, it's hard to have an orgy with a small wang, so perhaps a jet ski is perfect for some folks.
[Edited on August 10, 2009 at 12:18 PM. Reason : .] 8/10/2009 12:18:15 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "yes, that's why I'm living a life RIGHT NOW that you want to live when you're 50. " |
exactly. we make money here. good jobs are slim pickings on the coast. so we'll live the life at 50.
Quote : | "It's way harder to have an orgy on a jet ski. Trust me.
Then again, it's hard to have an orgy with a small wang, so perhaps a jet ski is perfect for some folks. " |
TROOF. ]8/10/2009 12:20:07 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Yeah, he isn't invited to any orgy of substance son. ] 8/10/2009 12:20:28 PM |
McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "1st world problems itt" |
lol oh boy my beach house is so stressful8/10/2009 12:25:36 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
^ Dude, it's so true!
The hired help is pervy. 8/10/2009 12:27:24 PM |
hgtran All American 9855 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "exactly. we make money here. good jobs are slim pickings on the coast. so we'll live the life at 50." |
the funny thing is that I probably make more than both you and your husband COMBINED without having to work 60 hrs/week. Nevermind, what do I know about good jobs.8/10/2009 12:28:37 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
^ How much money do you make?
This is very tongue-in-cheek. That's a tacky question.
[Edited on August 10, 2009 at 12:30 PM. Reason : ] 8/10/2009 12:29:49 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
I don't care how much you make or that you live at the beach. I know you have a small wang, and that's enough for me. 8/10/2009 12:34:49 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
And NO amount of money will ever fix that son. 8/10/2009 12:38:03 PM |
hgtran All American 9855 Posts user info edit post |
^^this is coming from someone who's too insecure to post a pic of herself in her gallery. 8/10/2009 12:41:04 PM |
lewoods All American 3526 Posts user info edit post |
I have to admit, a large wang and a guy that knows what to do with it will definitely make up for him making less money than me in the long run. 8/10/2009 12:41:45 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^^this is coming from someone who's too insecure to post a pic of herself in her gallery." |
you haven't been here long enough. that's absolutely not the reason i don't have pictures in my gallery. 8/10/2009 12:43:51 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
what if i have a small wang and make bank?
not to say that's true or anything...i don't make bank 8/10/2009 12:44:06 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha i wonder what most women would choose: big wang or big wallet?
i should make a thread ] 8/10/2009 12:44:40 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Yeah, then you're also fucked son.
^ Both. ] 8/10/2009 12:44:46 PM |
eahanhan All American 21370 Posts user info edit post |
no plans to read all six pages, but here are my two cents.
i want the person i'm with to be ambitious. to have some sort of future in mind. if that means that currently, they're working a lower wage job, i can deal. if they're just sitting around, waiting for their future to arrive, then i would not want to be with them, personally. 8/10/2009 12:45:18 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ Husband: Big Wallet Lover: Big Wang
Problem solved!
[Edited on August 10, 2009 at 12:45 PM. Reason : .] 8/10/2009 12:45:37 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "if they're just sitting around, waiting for their future to arrive" |
I've been doing this for years son, so far it still hasn't arrived. 8/10/2009 12:45:57 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
thumper is looking quite pathetic in here
this made me lol though
Quote : | "Good Lord, I had no idea TWW was packed with so many ambitious, motivated women.
You fuckers are posting on TWW in the middle of the day on a workday. I don't care if you're sitting in an executive chair on the top floor of an actual ivory tower, y'all need to bring your asses back down to earth.
I mean, Jesus Christ, it's 11 o'clock on a Monday, folks. Get back to work." |
8/10/2009 1:24:26 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
hah why do you say i'm looking pathetic? 8/10/2009 1:26:24 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
WHY? ] 8/10/2009 1:26:38 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
just the part where you keep insulting the asian's wang
i mean, you could say that asians like honda civics just as much as white people like beach houses
but going for the unrelated dick joke is, well, below the belt 8/10/2009 1:28:41 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Oh, I see what the problem is here.
8/10/2009 1:29:12 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
hahahaha
hey, i'm a girl. when i hit, it's below the belt.
but that doesn't make me pathetic 8/10/2009 1:29:39 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
You hurt his feelings because he belongs to the small dick club son. 8/10/2009 1:30:17 PM |
Mr Scrumples Suspended 61466 Posts user info edit post |
I need a 10$/hr part time job for the rest of the month if anybody knows anything.
Got billz to pay.
No skillz apparently. 8/10/2009 1:31:29 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Hah 8/10/2009 1:31:54 PM |
Mr Scrumples Suspended 61466 Posts user info edit post |
pm sent.
[Edited on August 10, 2009 at 1:36 PM. Reason : k] 8/10/2009 1:34:18 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
I would attempt some kind of 'your mom' lame comeback, but I have this thing called "work" to do. Just got my controller back from shop. 8/10/2009 1:35:33 PM |
Mr Scrumples Suspended 61466 Posts user info edit post |
ps3 controller for sitting on his fat ass, drinking sodas and playing UFC Unleashed probably... 8/10/2009 1:36:56 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
^ Pete isn't fat by any means 8/10/2009 1:41:52 PM |
Mr Scrumples Suspended 61466 Posts user info edit post |
thumper let's work at the video store again.
part time.
the one by mac's. 8/10/2009 1:45:28 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
i would love to work at the video store again. seriously. but i'd prefer going back to Plaza West instead of the Cary store.
the problem is, i kinda sorta walked out on my last shift there, so i kinda quit - but with no notice. and i guarantee they won't take me back. ] 8/10/2009 1:46:32 PM |