negative

9/23/2009 7:32:57 PM

ya damn skippy

9/23/2009 7:33:08 PM

for page 6:

all this talk about assholes reminds me of something

men:

would you let a woman milk your prostate?

9/23/2009 7:33:23 PM

been there, done that

9/23/2009 7:33:26 PM

how was it?

9/23/2009 7:33:45 PM

i wrote this whole long thing but tww doesn't need to know all that

9/23/2009 7:34:51 PM

very uncomfortable
I didn't realize that Freddy Kruger would be digging in my ass

9/23/2009 7:35:23 PM

fun, enjoyable.....notice those are in the present tense

9/23/2009 7:35:38 PM

I was young, confused, and curious

she... well she was just inconsiderate:

9/23/2009 7:38:07 PM

Quote :

"fun, enjoyable.....notice those are in the present tense"

these are not verbs

9/23/2009 7:41:22 PM

I enoyable your mom

that's a verb

9/23/2009 7:42:27 PM

lolol

9/23/2009 7:42:38 PM

Quote :

"Dirty Old Man bracket: 4. zorthage (is he actually old?)"

LOL, an honorable mention


Is 27 old?

[Edited on September 23, 2009 at 7:46 PM. Reason : lol]

9/23/2009 7:46:23 PM

Quote :

"how was it?"

it didn't feel bad but its just kinda weird. but i'm a prude.

9/23/2009 7:46:56 PM

I know someone who tried it on themselves

9/23/2009 7:47:15 PM

how harassed am i going to get if i ask wtf milking a prostate means

9/23/2009 7:48:18 PM

harASSed

amirite?

9/23/2009 7:49:41 PM

very


come on... google, urban dictionary, find another way to find it to not show you're a complete sex n00b

9/23/2009 7:49:44 PM

gross gross gross

9/23/2009 7:50:04 PM

mmm sex n00b

9/23/2009 7:51:00 PM

lol @ sex noob

9/23/2009 7:51:46 PM

you stick a finger up a guy's butt to stroke his prostate which stimulates intense ejaculation/orgasm

in a nut shell

9/23/2009 7:52:07 PM

doesn't have to be a finger, but you got the point

9/23/2009 7:52:57 PM

the scene from road trip

9/23/2009 7:53:01 PM

oh i know about doing that i've just never heard it called "milking" before

like the dick is some sort of man udder

9/23/2009 7:54:57 PM

they both produce a white liquid....

9/23/2009 7:56:57 PM

9/23/2009 7:59:10 PM

Quote :

"1000 pounds combined bracket Jaybee Evan ambrosia ReceiveDeath"

you fail to realize that i'm no longer grossly obese

9/23/2009 8:00:08 PM

i think he was including the weight of your penis

9/23/2009 8:01:13 PM

oh that makes more sense

carry on

9/23/2009 8:02:13 PM

evan has a lot of dookie on his wang, increasing the weight

9/23/2009 8:03:31 PM

you know it's all about dat 190% dense dookie, son

9/23/2009 8:04:12 PM

why does everyone on here think I'm obese? wtf

9/23/2009 8:06:14 PM

because you are if you look anything like your pictures

9/23/2009 8:11:29 PM

fuck you, dude

9/23/2009 8:12:17 PM

hahaha bobble is not obese from what i remember

9/23/2009 8:13:48 PM

listen we don't need to turn another thread into you whining about what people say about you and/or your cat

lets get back on track

if you want us to forget about body fat, post a picture of your penis and you may still be in the running

9/23/2009 8:13:57 PM

lmao

to be fair, there's a distinct difference between simply being overweight and being obese

9/23/2009 8:14:45 PM

^^shut up you stupid fucking whore

I will end your face

9/23/2009 8:14:49 PM

^^true, true. how much weight have you lost since surgery (seriously)

9/23/2009 8:15:59 PM

This thread has gone way off topic

9/23/2009 8:16:03 PM

^^PM about to be sent

9/23/2009 8:16:46 PM

BB i have shed a tear for you

9/23/2009 8:23:44 PM

lol

9/23/2009 8:26:49 PM

Quote :

"Dirty Old Man bracket: 1. djeternal 2. EMCE 3. gunnz 4. zorthage (is he actually old?)"

I think the Dirty Old Man/Distinguished Gentleman bracket should be me, H8R, djeternal, and BobbyDigital.

ALso, God represented in the "buff dudes" bracket? I thought he was like 140 lbs?

[Edited on September 23, 2009 at 8:35 PM. Reason : ]

[Edited on September 23, 2009 at 8:35 PM. Reason : ]

9/23/2009 8:35:04 PM

he is.

9/23/2009 8:35:43 PM

no script yet.....i am very surprised

9/23/2009 8:36:32 PM

probably because nobody can use the script anymore without several people pissing their pants bitching about it

9/23/2009 8:38:13 PM

oh we got fucking jokes in this thread do we?

9/23/2009 8:40:07 PM

I guess I'm not with bad company though

I'm 26. Besides zorthage, I think those cats have me by about 3 years

9/23/2009 8:40:35 PM