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Mr. Joshua
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When you do find your date are you going to have her memorize a backstory in case people ask how you met, or are you comfortable with her explaining TWW to your former classmates?

9/28/2009 7:56:03 PM

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"explaining TWW"

can one explain tww to someone who's not on tww?

9/28/2009 8:09:07 PM

sylvershadow
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I'll go w/ you if you'll let me tell any hot guys I meet that i'm in an open relationship

9/28/2009 8:14:45 PM

Stimwalt
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^

9/28/2009 9:05:56 PM

jackleg
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dude all i gotta say is that the smart people see right through the shit, and sending a private message knowing its gonna get posted is pretty weak

9/28/2009 9:11:01 PM

Stimwalt
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Attention whoring, Microsoft style.

9/28/2009 9:12:24 PM

IRSeriousCat
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you mean rushed and severely flawed?

9/28/2009 9:31:28 PM

EMCE
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Just be glad you make it out of highschool asshole

9/28/2009 9:33:13 PM

sglazier
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be glad son

9/28/2009 9:37:25 PM

OopsPowSrprs
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This thread is rich in hilarious one-liners.

And long diatribes that are equally hilarious by how retarded they are.

9/28/2009 9:48:22 PM

Golovko
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"you mean rushed and severely flawed?"



hahahaha exactly!

9/28/2009 10:31:52 PM

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"I think its a pretty cool idea

That said, I probably wouldn't come to tww for a trophy girl

3 words: Arena Football Cheerleaders

You're welcome"


That league is no more. The AFL has come to an end because of the poor economy.

9/28/2009 11:32:39 PM

eleusis
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exactly, and all of those girls are in need of another job besides their regular strip club gig.

9/29/2009 12:06:19 AM

GREEN JAY
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whenever i dont want to tell the real story of how i met my SO i just say we met on match dot com

9/29/2009 12:14:45 AM

Noen
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"the bullshit begins when he gets called the fuck out for lording his supposed intelligence over everyone else because he truly does think he's special

...but we all know his kind and we all know he was partly serious...then the whole "no wai guise, i was just joshin' with you!" crap is just him being a wuss
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I didn't lord my intelligence over anyone. It was a private message to OEP in response to HIS trolling of my lack of intelligence. I've never lorded over anyone here

And absolutely it's partly serious, knowing my high school classmates, showing up with some awesome party girl would make a few people hate their lives, but mostly it would just me more fun for everyone.

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"Noen, some dude at your highschool who is happily married with children making about half your salary is just going to laugh at you showing up in your Lotus with a paid woman trying to prove how "cool" you've become. He's going to drive his used Corolla home to his house, fuck his wife, watch NFL, and go to sleep. You're going to cry your way home in your Lotus and go masturbate to Christina model before going to bed.
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You fucking retard. The Lotus is in the garage in Seattle. I'm looking for a date, not a prostitute. I don't need to prove how "cool" I've become. I'm definitely a better person than I was in high school, but I wasn't a social outcast. I honestly pray to god I never end up in a life like that, though if it makes someone else happy, then more power to them. So funny seeing someone like you of all people making a statement like this.

9/29/2009 12:17:08 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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"can one explain tww to someone who's not on tww?"


I'm pretty sure that would cause insanity in both the speaker and the listener.

9/29/2009 12:17:21 AM

Trip
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"Noen, some dude at your highschool who is happily married with children making about half your salary is just going to laugh at you showing up in your Lotus with a paid woman trying to prove how "cool" you've become. He's going to drive his used Corolla home to his house, fuck his wife, watch NFL, and go to sleep. You're going to cry your way home in your Lotus and go masturbate to Christina model before going to bed."


Out of all the sick burns in this thread, this one wins.

overall this thread = WOULD READ AGAIN

9/29/2009 4:52:57 AM

TragicNature
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"I honestly pray to god "


I wouldn't be praying to any lower case gods if I were you. They never get the job done.

[Edited on September 29, 2009 at 5:21 AM. Reason : t]

9/29/2009 5:13:42 AM

TragicNature
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On another note, I don't see anything shameful about trying to find a date on the net, although your initial post could have been more effective if better written. You came off way too douche-esque. Especially on number 1. You shouldn't take pleasure in peoples misfortunes or by making them feel less than you. The irony of it all, is that you're on the receiving end of that same treatment by other users ITT.

[Edited on September 29, 2009 at 5:22 AM. Reason : ,]

9/29/2009 5:21:23 AM

BigMan157
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please i have a match tonight

9/29/2009 8:07:31 AM

Str8BacardiL
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Have you checked craigslist for an escort?

I figured facebook made class reunions not as important anyway. The people who are curious can see what you have been up to and how you have evolved over the years.

9/29/2009 8:26:28 AM

Golovko
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this thread still brings the funny.

9/29/2009 11:59:21 AM

joe_schmoe
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"You're going to cry your way home in your Lotus and go masturbate to Christina model before going to bed."


pwnt

9/29/2009 12:06:16 PM

ambrosia1231
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"I've never lorded over anyone here "


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"I was accepted into Mensa at 14"


It's worse to have to intelligence as a crutch and for bragging rights than to lord it over folks.

If one is exceptionally intelligent, one doesn't need to mention it constantly

9/29/2009 12:09:54 PM

lucyinthesky
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This site is a sausage fest. I'd imagine a UNC message board might have more "trophies" from which to choose.

9/29/2009 12:15:34 PM

Samwise16
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just keep posting the 's after each retort and you'll get a date.. bitches love smilies

9/29/2009 12:18:14 PM

Str8BacardiL
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^

9/29/2009 12:19:03 PM

McDanger
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"Noen, some dude at your highschool who is happily married with children making about half your salary is just going to laugh at you showing up in your Lotus with a paid woman trying to prove how "cool" you've become. He's going to drive his used Corolla home to his house, fuck his wife, watch NFL, and go to sleep. You're going to cry your way home in your Lotus and go masturbate to Christina model before going to bed."


ahahaha holy fucking shit

9/29/2009 12:47:01 PM

0EPII1
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This thread reminds me of the movie The Family Man (Nicolas Cage).

9/29/2009 1:53:45 PM

sylvershadow
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hmph, guess he wasn't too serious about it.

9/29/2009 2:14:02 PM

hgtran
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^or maybe you're just not hot enough for him.

9/29/2009 2:32:28 PM

SandSanta
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Duuuuuuuude.

When gronke drops a thermonuclear diss on your dome, you're obligated to disappear for awhile to re-evaluate your life.

9/29/2009 2:44:16 PM

Kickstand
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hahahahahahahaha
super-fail

9/29/2009 2:48:33 PM

Stimwalt
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I gotta admit, that was a truly epic burn by Gronke.

9/29/2009 2:53:42 PM

Mr. Joshua
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"can one explain tww to someone who's not on tww?"


Not really. Most commoners are too stupid and poor to understand an elite club like TWW.

9/29/2009 4:37:48 PM

sylvershadow
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"^or maybe you're just not hot enough for him. "


Hotness scale:

|---|-------------------|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
bmwblonde _______Me __________________________________________________________ Ambrosia
_joie







[Edited on September 29, 2009 at 6:15 PM. Reason : gd editing]

9/29/2009 6:13:13 PM

0EPII1
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Does that scale go from hot to ugly or ugly to hot?

9/29/2009 6:20:36 PM

Arab13
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are you joking?

gronke, that was epic

9/29/2009 6:23:18 PM

0EPII1
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no i am not joking...

beauty is in the eye of the beholder. and sylveshadow is a lesbian. that complicates things even more.

9/29/2009 6:24:20 PM

sylvershadow
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I didn't know I'm a lesbian.


Do I know any girls who like using big strapons?

9/29/2009 6:27:40 PM

lucyinthesky
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And a female bodybuilder would be on the hot end of your scale.

9/29/2009 6:27:56 PM

0EPII1
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i thought you were bi?

^ not a bodybuilder though! but a fitness contestant... hell yeah!


[Edited on September 29, 2009 at 6:28 PM. Reason : ]

9/29/2009 6:28:09 PM

joe_schmoe
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dont you have a pregnant wife somewehre?

9/29/2009 6:32:19 PM

0EPII1
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i don't have a pregnant wife.

i have 4 pregnant wives.

remember, us raghead camelfuckers are allowed to have 4 wives at a time by our god.


























don't you have a rich amazing boyfriend in MShaft?

9/29/2009 6:35:22 PM

Arab13
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true beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but come on man, (no offense intended xtine) joie/bmwblonde/sylvershadow are considerably more attractive than ambrosia to 95%+ of the human male population.

i mean for christssakes she was called "hambrosia" before (which i still find really funny in a evil sort of way)

9/29/2009 6:46:46 PM

BigMan157
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that one rocky horror picture show pic where sylvershadow's ass was all BLADOW is still one of my favorites

9/29/2009 6:47:45 PM

ambrosia1231
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Quote :
"but come on man, (no offense intended xtine) joie/bmwblonde/sylvershadow are considerably more attractive than ambrosia to 95%+ of the human male population"


Dude - don't worry about it

Unlike one of the other three, I'm not a pussy who can't handle the truth

Shit, I get a kick out of the hambrosia moniker.

9/29/2009 6:50:33 PM

Noen
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Quote :
"Duuuuuuuude.

When gronke drops a thermonuclear diss on your dome, you're obligated to disappear for awhile to re-evaluate your life.
"


Miserable people write miserable things. It was pretty well crafted, but that is my worst nightmare.

9/29/2009 7:09:33 PM

vinylbandit
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"Miserable people write miserable things."


Epic self-loathing EXPOSED!?

9/29/2009 8:16:09 PM

joe_schmoe
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page 7 coming up.

9/29/2009 8:20:14 PM

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