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" It's moreso the presence of a person that's going to end the night early, say a bunch of unfunny things, get offended a lot, and generally ruin the dynamic"

every wife isnt like that, get real

2/4/2010 11:48:59 AM

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"get real"

haha, for sure!

2/4/2010 11:49:38 AM

i'm just here to offer companionship

2/4/2010 11:51:01 AM

AHAHA

2/4/2010 11:51:40 AM

and back rubs

2/4/2010 11:52:20 AM

press 123 for foot rub

2/4/2010 11:52:57 AM

GET A LIFE

2/4/2010 11:53:07 AM

9.99 a month

2/4/2010 11:53:17 AM

is it appropriate to show your batwing if you're married?

2/4/2010 11:53:55 AM

what about letting your balls hang out of your unzipped jeans?

2/4/2010 11:55:02 AM

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"every wife isnt like that, get real"

yours is the exception i'm sure

2/4/2010 1:31:26 PM

I should say that this behavior is more acceptable once you've had children (Tho you'd expect the opposite...men should crave freedom even more when they're trapped in a sexless marriage with three shithead kids draining every cent from their bank accounts...how can you ask the same women who packs your child's lunches to suck your balls and spread her ass like a geometry compass?). But from a matter of practical speaking, you expect people with children to have less time to spend with their friends. But just being married, just having one other person to account for and not three or four, shouldn't have a profound impact on your social life like it does.

2/4/2010 1:40:34 PM

One thing I really resent about married dudes is the bullshit rationalizations they go through when their wives lock their asses down

They start to think being under control like that and doing super-lame shit nonstop is part of "growing up". Fuck that.

2/4/2010 1:53:08 PM

Now you're just being bitter because the guy chooses his wife over you.

2/4/2010 1:56:22 PM

ITT: Slave Famous makes it obvious that he is 16 years old

2/4/2010 1:57:49 PM

i'm not wearing my wedding ring right now....oh my god my wife is going to kick my ass

2/4/2010 2:11:05 PM

Well it's still evident in this thread that guys don't like girls that think they are just "one of the guys"

2/4/2010 2:24:37 PM

rookies

2/4/2010 2:28:35 PM

my wife is def not one of the guys. she likes her girl time and wants me to have my guy time which works out great!!

2/4/2010 2:36:39 PM

this thread is full of examples and exceptions

2/4/2010 2:41:28 PM

but to acknowledge the OP...in a marriage its crucial to keep the lines of communication open and to let the SO if there are changes to the normal routine. checking in isn't required but if you say you are going to be home at a certain time and that changes then a phone call is considerate.

2/4/2010 2:43:48 PM

There is so much bro-dom in this thread.


I didn't realize it was so rare that people are best friends with their partners. Maybe I just got lucky.

2/4/2010 2:52:30 PM

if the OP wants friends who share his lack of responsibilities and devil may care attitude, he should just go back to hanging out at college bars. pretty sure those guys can go to the titty bar if they want

2/4/2010 2:52:33 PM

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"I didn't realize it was so rare that people are best friends with their partners. Maybe I just got lucky."

2/4/2010 2:54:23 PM

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"I didn't realize it was so rare that people are best friends with their partners. Maybe I just got lucky."

2/4/2010 2:56:07 PM

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"I didn't realize it was so rare that people are best friends with their partners. Maybe I just got lucky."

2/4/2010 3:04:30 PM

Yeah, sounds nice, and like something a chick would say. I guarantee that your boyfriends/husbands/whatever will say things around their guy friends that they will never say around you ladies.

2/4/2010 3:07:35 PM

"I'm best friends with my wife."

"Shut up fag."

2/4/2010 3:08:41 PM

Notice how its three girls who share that sentiment?

2/4/2010 3:08:46 PM

well, not every married woman is a lady anyway. some of them drink, smoke, curse, and leer with the best of them

2/4/2010 3:09:00 PM

Well, when he proposed to me he told me I was his best friend sooooooooooo... I believe him.

And yeah, I'm sure he talks to them about stuff he wouldn't talk to me -- but only because it would bore the hell out of me. Like 24. Or all these football players whose names I don't know. I love watching football -- but throw out all these names and I'm like yeah whatever, lost interest, moving on!

2/4/2010 3:09:10 PM

yeah it's really hard to get into our usual conversation of buttfuckin when one of you is tagging along. jeez

2/4/2010 3:09:31 PM

buttsex what?

2/4/2010 3:11:04 PM

You cook, you clean and you fuck.

Its these three qualities that he values.

He's not keeping you around for the conversation.

2/4/2010 3:11:25 PM

I actually don't cook for him because he's very plain in what he likes to eat, and I'm not.

What else ya got?

2/4/2010 3:12:40 PM

I got a big whiff of delusions of grandeur

2/4/2010 3:14:32 PM

actually, maybe he does value her conversation

people with IQ over 100 have to stick together


obviously that concept is foreign to slave famous

2/4/2010 3:15:02 PM

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"I actually don't cook for him because he's very plain in what he likes to eat, and I'm not. What else ya got?"

hahah me too!

when i say that my husband and i eat our meals together like twice a week people always think i'm a horrible wife it's just cuz he is a very picky person and i'm not.

2/4/2010 3:15:08 PM

ITT: Slave Famous has a twisted-ass generalized view of relationships

2/4/2010 3:15:10 PM

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"I didn't realize it was so rare that people are best friends with their partners. Maybe I just got lucky."

Oh no you didn't. Nothing can touch our bromestic partnership.

2/4/2010 3:15:39 PM

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"I got a big whiff of delusions of grandeur"

Sounds like you're the delusional and lonely one in this situation, brah

2/4/2010 3:16:35 PM

I just haven't found one woman worth giving up all the rest of them

2/4/2010 3:18:28 PM

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"Now you're just being bitter because the guy chooses his wife over you."

Obviously this is true

It's not a fair fight, I don't have a pussy

2/4/2010 3:21:32 PM

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"I just haven't found one woman worth giving up all the rest of them"

and you never will with your stupid fucking attitude and opinions

2/4/2010 3:25:14 PM

yall lay off my dawg man


all you henpecked motherfuckers






[Edited on February 4, 2010 at 3:26 PM. Reason : jk]

2/4/2010 3:26:07 PM

look at bubblebobble getting all uppity

2/4/2010 3:30:26 PM

slave famous you seem like a miserable un happy person who is either a huge whore or hasnt gotten laid a day in his life and if all you think women are good for is cooking cleaning and fucking then I feel sorry for any girl who happens to cross your path

2/4/2010 3:30:34 PM

^ nailed it

2/4/2010 3:31:22 PM

Good thread. I have enjoyed it thoroughly.

2/4/2010 3:33:55 PM

hay guise, wat's going on in this thread?

2/4/2010 3:34:53 PM