11/29/2011 8:49:51 PM

At some point, I'm afraid we're going to just have to make out.

11/29/2011 8:51:23 PM

Oh dear. Girl mouths are so soft and feminine.

11/29/2011 8:52:14 PM

I know, but this level of girl love is freakin' ridiculous.

11/29/2011 8:52:55 PM

This is very true

11/29/2011 8:53:37 PM

And I'm sure that there are a number of TWW users who could tell you exactly how unsoft and feminine my mouf is.

I believe it has been described as "mouth rape" among other less flattering terms.

Anyway, we've swapped so much transitive spit. Might as well get it over with.

/come on

11/29/2011 8:54:42 PM

Ok. Come to louisburg.

11/29/2011 8:56:39 PM

My nipples just got hard.

11/29/2011 8:57:12 PM

I refute the premise upon which this thread was made.

11/29/2011 8:57:42 PM

I'm gonna refute your dong so hard that you're gonna tea bag your damned self.

11/29/2011 8:58:13 PM

Oh snap!


Need some ice for that burn, dawg?

11/29/2011 8:58:52 PM

but...that doesn't....doesn't even make sense

11/29/2011 8:59:01 PM

Hey, Josh, you watch the kids so I can go rub tongues with elise.

11/29/2011 8:59:59 PM

Im sure that will go over well

11/29/2011 9:00:30 PM

You better be back by morning.

11/29/2011 9:01:11 PM

Woot!

11/29/2011 9:03:16 PM

maybe you should ask teh monkey.

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11/29/2011 9:04:16 PM

He's coming tomorrow night

11/29/2011 9:05:10 PM

I don't have anywhere to sleep here at any rate.

11/29/2011 9:06:13 PM

Awwwwwww they're so cute

11/29/2011 9:06:50 PM

I miss the baby faces! I want to visit.

11/29/2011 9:08:10 PM

Any time.

11/29/2011 9:09:43 PM

The new job starts at the end of the month, january will hopefully calm down and fill mah pockets. I will most def, be visitng then, with the ingredients to make choc cake shotz

11/29/2011 9:15:04 PM

What are these shotz that you speak of? They sound delicious

11/29/2011 9:16:16 PM

A shot of frangelico, topped with vodka.

First you dip a lemon wedge in to sugar, bite it, hold the juice in your mouth, then take the shot. So yummy!

11/29/2011 9:34:24 PM

Daaaaaamn that sounds good

11/29/2011 9:35:27 PM

Dearest bottombaby,

I just set the recording for the new season on Toddlers and Tiaras.


Sincerely,

elise

12/2/2011 10:55:47 AM

FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUU...

I miss cable.
I miss you more.

12/2/2011 11:09:33 AM

Come to Raleigh and you can have cable AND me!!

12/2/2011 11:10:01 AM

I might be able to swing a visit this month. MIGHT.

And that new show on TLC with folks who don't even kiss til marriage...right up our alley.
OH OH OH SET IT TO RECORD THAT TOO!

12/2/2011 11:13:29 AM

what time?

12/2/2011 11:21:01 AM

Hi ladies

12/2/2011 11:25:40 AM

HI FLETCHER!

12/2/2011 11:26:26 AM

sup, boo?

12/2/2011 11:27:01 AM

You feeling awesome today? I just woke up a few minutes ago and I feel great. Need coffee though

12/2/2011 11:28:10 AM

I'm still sick, but I feel better than yesterday.

12/2/2011 11:30:03 AM

I'm getting there.

12/2/2011 11:30:17 AM

I'm in a TLC kind of mood today. Watching Say Yes to the Dress right now. I wish I had their dress budgets.

12/2/2011 11:31:17 AM

I'm watching something about ancient relics, but I really want to watch Jersey Shore. But Alexis is coming over tonight and I save that to watch with her.

12/2/2011 11:33:02 AM

fuck, this girl is getting 10k from her mom for a dress. I'm not getting that much for the whole wedding for both parents!

12/2/2011 11:35:09 AM

i've never been into the wedding shows.
definitely spent <1k on a dress for mine.

12/2/2011 11:36:15 AM

grandma is giving me 500 dollars. I feel like that should be plenty.

12/2/2011 11:38:32 AM

What happens is that the shoes, hose, undergarments, etc. add up.

12/2/2011 11:43:13 AM

I don't wear hose.

and I plan on wearing tennis shoes.

and the undergarments I think mommy is getting, but if not I'll get them.

12/2/2011 11:45:37 AM

Girls make me laugh when they talk about wedding dresses. It's cute

12/2/2011 1:56:47 PM

elise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'RE AWESOME.

12/2/2011 9:29:19 PM

you said you were gonna light my pee on fire

12/2/2011 9:35:06 PM

12/2/2011 9:35:20 PM

rotfl

I thought you would forget about that.

Anyway, you deserved it.

12/2/2011 9:36:22 PM

thanks for helping me shop for my new job!!

12/13/2011 10:11:32 PM