Screams at you when you squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube:

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!!! YOU'RE RUINING THE TOOTHPASTE!"

12/22/2010 9:43:13 AM

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"8493043) Men who have more beauty/grooming products than most women"

this

12/22/2010 9:45:27 AM

^ It's definitely a personal fav.

12/22/2010 9:46:18 AM

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"You ever see the movie Role Models? It's what the nerdy kid does..."

HAHAHAHA you know, that's exactly what i thought of when Lucy described what it is.

12/22/2010 9:47:27 AM

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"I would say a sign that noobs often dismiss as a girl joking around is when she, herself, tells you she's crazy. I made this mistake in my younger days, but if a girl goes out of her way to tell you she's crazy, take heed. She's likely not joking and it may be that she's telling you so that she can absolve herself of guilt for her crazy actions to come. If you've been warned and still stick around you're equally culpable for the consequences. "

I love you, qntmfred. He was warned and I wasn't joking. Also, he has to deal with my crazy asshole family too.
"Takes a special person," I always say.

12/22/2010 9:55:41 AM

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"They ask you on the first date, "So umm what food allergies do you have?" "

Maybe she doesn't want to deal with your pansy ass food allergies when choosing a restaurant

12/22/2010 10:54:45 AM

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"if a girl goes out of her way to tell you she's crazy, take heed."

I'm going to put this in the "context" file. I've got one friend who will readily admit that the 2 weeks after starting / stopping birth control causes her hormones to go out of control and some women are very consious of what PMS or whatever else does to their system.


But HOW she tells you is pretty critical. If she's flippant about it, beware. If she's embarrased and almost apologietic, then it'll still be a pain in the ass, but she's still in the game.




Of course I say all this like I actually meet women.

12/22/2010 11:01:02 AM

Women understand that Men will put up with a bit of craziness if there is some ass involved.

Especially if said man is nice and unexperienced with how relationship things work.

12/22/2010 11:09:07 AM

8764357) she calls you from another city to tell you "lets take a break" only to find out she just wanted to fuck this other guy and then get back together with you because she "made a mistake". she repeats this process a total of 3 times. after you call her a cunt numerous times and do everything you can to make her leave you alone forever, 5 months later she starts posting nostalgic sweet nothings on your facebook...until you block her on every technology imaginable.


(this is the same girl who threw the heroin "party" in your apt)

12/22/2010 11:17:30 AM

12/22/2010 11:18:49 AM

^^ you may be the cray cray one for not cutting things off at the first sign of cray cray



[Edited on December 22, 2010 at 11:19 AM. Reason : g]

12/22/2010 11:19:05 AM

wellll..... i was high

12/22/2010 11:20:00 AM

I was gonna kick her out, but then I got high.

12/22/2010 11:21:26 AM

more like signs of the dumb though. i was seriously SERIOUSLY high...as fuck. for like 2 years straight

12/22/2010 11:22:19 AM

1) Tells you, "I love you almost as much as I love weed. And that's a lot."
2) Holds a canned food drive, filling his house to the brim with non-perishables, only to discover he has no way to deliver said items to New Orleans
3) Hosts prescription pill-swap parties

12/22/2010 11:24:46 AM

hahaha. i'd like to hear how he solved that problem

12/22/2010 11:29:00 AM

Probably realized he had a problem, smoked some weed to think about how to solve it, then got hungry and ate all of the food.

12/22/2010 11:30:07 AM

^

12/22/2010 11:30:48 AM

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"I was gonna kick her out, but then I got high. "

Where is the "Because I got high" song when you need an embed?

Oh here it is...

12/22/2010 1:04:27 PM

i think everyone has crazy in them. i'm pretty sure i'm a bit crazy.

12/22/2010 3:15:47 PM

#182791827) Obsessively collects Disney memorabilia

12/23/2010 11:33:38 AM

or beanie babies

12/23/2010 11:46:36 AM

but Cass, those are collectibles and worth mucho moolah!

Now, collecting Samurai swords

12/23/2010 11:53:22 AM

pokemon cards.

12/23/2010 11:54:05 AM

what about movie memorabilia, i do that, somewhat..

12/23/2010 11:54:09 AM

I want to start collecting sand from any beaches I go to. does that make me weird. I saw a really cool display like that on hgtv and now i'm all "OMG SAND COLLECTION"

/weird

12/23/2010 11:55:17 AM

^^ It depends on the movies. Scarface? Cool. Cinderella? Cray cray.

12/23/2010 11:56:44 AM

what about 300?

I have a King Leonidas costume.

12/23/2010 11:57:52 AM

Pics plz

I have a collection of zombie movie tees

Rule #1) Cardio
Rule #2) Don't be cray cray

12/23/2010 11:58:55 AM

ehee

12/23/2010 12:00:01 PM

You might be crazy if you collect e-boos.

12/23/2010 12:02:52 PM

ditto

12/23/2010 12:03:51 PM

1) when you're so picky about your man even though you aren't exactly a catch yourself.

12/23/2010 3:58:56 PM

ahaha how about showing up on your door step drunk and screaming....PAGING LIVINGPROOF

12/23/2010 9:28:47 PM

8927349823) Watches animal porn. And likes it.

12/24/2010 7:42:11 AM

makes everyone in the family on vacations pair off and take different planes so that if a plane crashes only two family members will die. So it takes forever for the family to get anywhere b/c they all take crazy routes so noone is near each other.

12/24/2010 9:44:00 AM

LOL. I know a lot of cray cray people like that.

It seems statistically more risky to split your family up across multiple planes.

12/24/2010 9:47:55 AM

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"Screams at you when you squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!!! YOU'RE RUINING THE TOOTHPASTE!" "

Why can't bitches get this shit right? My past three girlfriends always fucked up my toothpaste. And I use that Crest toothpaste that has two separate tubes in it, so you have to be consistent with that shit. Bitches be grabbing it like they're trying to strangle it!! But I definitely don't yell at them...I just mention that they squeeze toothpaste like a retard.

And I'm kind of disappointed I have nothing to contribute to this topic. I usually end up dating the opposite of crazy. My last ex was a little crazy...but I would say it was more jealous. She kept insisting she was "crazy" and an "alcoholic"...but she wasn't close to either...well maybe close to an alcoholic...but not near "she needs AA" type.

I did go out on one date with a girl, who after an hour I found out that she was a recovering anorexic (she was thin, but not that thin), had a history of dating large black men (football players)...I'm a small white man, had a 10 year old kid (probably the least "surprise" out of the evening), and had a sex-tape (blow-job scene) circulating around town with her and her ex-bf, a sex tape that some of my friends had apparently seen. And pre-date, she seemed like one of the most "put together" girls I would have ever dated...med school finishing out her rotations, Duke undergrad, Dad was one of the top ENT doctors in the country.

Oh...she also told me as we were walking back to the house, "don't think we're going to go back to your room and mess around." So as she was driving home (to meet her babysitter), she called back and was like, "I can't believe you didn't try and make a move on me!!"

12/24/2010 9:50:09 AM

has a bumper sticker "Cattitude"

[Edited on December 24, 2010 at 12:37 PM. Reason : ^ wasn't your typical "10" was it?]

12/24/2010 12:28:12 PM

i had a buddy who had a girl who would make up random, insane shit things for him to do, just to see if he'd do it. she admitted as much to him, that she was literally fucking with him, when they broke up. she was a real bitch.

12/24/2010 1:14:12 PM

I have seen the Cattitude bumper sticker.

12/24/2010 1:26:33 PM

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"^ wasn't your typical "10" was it?"

You're a sad kid.

12/24/2010 2:59:22 PM

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"makes everyone in the family on vacations pair off and take different planes so that if a plane crashes only two family members will die. So it takes forever for the family to get anywhere b/c they all take crazy routes so noone is near each other. "

is this a joke? Is there someone that actually does this?

12/24/2010 3:24:26 PM

Eats toliet paper WTF

12/24/2010 3:30:18 PM

girls that are really into monogram shit like this

12/24/2010 3:39:58 PM

^omg that shit is so effing ugly

12/24/2010 4:31:49 PM

^sorry you still fall under:

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"Posts on TWW"

12/24/2010 4:37:08 PM

as does every other user

[Edited on December 24, 2010 at 4:41 PM. Reason : not sure why that was directed toward me?]

12/24/2010 4:41:07 PM

So, do most women occasionally throw shoulder jabs at their men when they are feeling a bit emotional?

12/25/2010 1:44:02 AM

^ ladies plz be honest

12/25/2010 1:44:27 AM