Jader All American 2869 Posts user info edit post |
i dont even know what a cargo short is
am i doing it right 8/8/2011 8:33:20 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
what about jorts...do you know and/or own these?
so far you're doing it right 8/8/2011 8:33:47 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "somehow I missed this post...and I would like to say that I would do all sorts of bad things in the back of that Passat if you're wearing these shorts Please to post a photo when you do receive said shorts ok
ALL SORTS!" |
DON'T THREATEN HIM!8/8/2011 8:35:05 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
no threats
all promises 8/8/2011 8:35:47 PM |
CaelNCSU All American 7082 Posts user info edit post |
I wear shorts to work every day. I think after I've had the freedom I'm going to charge any company that doesn't allow it an extra $50K in salary for making me wear khakis. Maybe another $20K for having to wear closed toed shoes. 8/8/2011 8:46:15 PM |
dmspack oh we back 25537 Posts user info edit post |
Bought these the other day (Nautica seersuckers) and LOVE them...super comfortable and I like the style as well.
8/8/2011 9:50:43 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
you may enter 8/8/2011 9:51:48 PM |
Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I also believe that if you wear shorts your options for footwear are limited to sandals/flipflops or tennis shoes. " |
THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S NEVER HEARD OF LOAFERS!
LULZ!
For the cargo shorts advocates: I bet a lot of you have braided belts and several pairs of white crew socks in your closet. I'd also bet that most of you have one pair of "dress" shoes that is presumably black with a square toe or have obnoxiously large rubber soles. You also probably think Van Heusen makes quality dress shirts, and that your one or two horrible ties are adequate. You think khakis are dress pants. You don't know your jacket size.
Have some self-respect. Dress like an adult.8/8/2011 9:52:19 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Who keeps socks in their closet? lol 8/8/2011 9:53:26 PM |
dmspack oh we back 25537 Posts user info edit post |
^^^Why thank you. I love them except I'm a bit restricted in what shirts I can wear with that. But I a grey or navy polo goes well with them. They're definitely my favorite shorts. Might have to get some more soon, in a blue color rather than tan.
[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 9:54 PM. Reason : ] 8/8/2011 9:54:28 PM |
Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
^^lolpwnt 8/8/2011 9:57:02 PM |
neodata686 All American 11577 Posts user info edit post |
In middle school I had a pair of khaki zip off cargo pants and a pair of jean zip off cargo pants and one day I would go in with the jean tops and khaki bottoms and the other with the khaki top and jean bottoms.
8/8/2011 9:57:41 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
not gonna lie...I laffed at the square toe rubber sole shoes
Quote : | "^^^Why thank you. I love them except I'm a bit restricted in what shirts I can wear with that. But I a grey or navy polo goes well with them. They're definitely my favorite shorts. Might have to get some more soon, in a blue color rather than tan." |
treat them as any pair of khaki shorts...you can wear any color with those seersucker shorts...throw a color with them instead of navy or grey!
[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 9:59 PM. Reason : e]8/8/2011 9:57:44 PM |
DoubleDown All American 9382 Posts user info edit post |
i heard adults wear short pink shorts with loafers 8/8/2011 9:59:30 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
I'm not a fan of loafers with shorts at all.
I have a pair of sperrys I wear with shorts though.
Whether that is, used to be, or never will be acceptable I don't really care. 8/8/2011 10:02:25 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8780 Posts user info edit post |
im looking for a cuffed, pleated mens short in blue denim perhaps a carpenter belt as well. 8/8/2011 10:08:13 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42541 Posts user info edit post |
YO
MY NAME IS RONNY
I FUCK A NOSE-RINGED CHUBBY GIRL WHO PLAYS ROLE-PLAYING GAMES ON THE STREETS
AND I WEAR PINK "NANTUCKET RED" NUT-HUGGERS IN PUBLIC AND DRIVE A LEXUS
LOOK AT ME
I'M SO FUCKING FASHIONABLY COOL
[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 10:11 PM. Reason : ] 8/8/2011 10:09:54 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8780 Posts user info edit post |
trolled 8/8/2011 10:11:34 PM |
CaelNCSU All American 7082 Posts user info edit post |
I don't have any idea what a braided belt is. I have a pair of Allen Edmonds and a pair Cole Haans as well as 2 tailored suits though I don't know what my size is. Our VP of engineering wears flip flops too, granted we are Boulder based. Worst dressed according to Esquire
Mostly right I guess
I'll wear a suit when I'm running a VC firm. 8/8/2011 10:11:48 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
8/8/2011 10:21:55 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
FUCK ALL THEM HATERS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sq8fQVByVM 8/8/2011 10:26:55 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
^^don't know what a. Braided beltt it. Have you ever watched tv 8/8/2011 10:28:53 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148450 Posts user info edit post |
but anymore pockets than that, FUCK YOU8/8/2011 10:30:38 PM |
DoubleDown All American 9382 Posts user info edit post |
Since when did men's fashion mean so much to these peacocks?
Next they're going to tell me my beard beany is out of style
Beard Beanies are soooo last fall, bro 8/8/2011 10:34:00 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
TT10 knows whats up 8/8/2011 10:37:38 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148450 Posts user info edit post |
i know whats up with your wack ass opinions about cargo shorts
dunno why you hate them so much
some motherfuckers smoke cigarettes and dont like their ass getting indented by a fat ass wallet
i bet you like fat ass wallets 8/8/2011 10:38:55 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
trim your wallet down holmes
you don't need all that shit in there for it to make a difference if it's in your back pocket
I like fat bank accounts...fat wallets don't mean shit 8/8/2011 10:40:17 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148450 Posts user info edit post |
i just think your view on cargo shorts is biased because you're optimal shorts on guys are probably daisy dukes with the big muscular legs showing and dick being constrained and bulging in way-too-tight garments
[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 10:46 PM. Reason : YOU'RE OPTIMAL SHORTS] 8/8/2011 10:45:41 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
nah I enjoy leaving a little to the imagination
show me dick or show me legs...not both at the same time okay 8/8/2011 10:46:33 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148450 Posts user info edit post |
my shorts just show you a sexy hint of my lower running/jumping calf muscles and gorgeous shin, while my loose fitting tshirt funcationally conceals my .45 while leaving the mysteries of my extravagant abdominals to the imagination
haters gonna hate 8/8/2011 10:49:01 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
yeah those janky jorts of yours also stop just at the right point to make it look as if you have cankles
so sexy 8/8/2011 10:51:48 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148450 Posts user info edit post |
i see no cankles in this pic of me and my semi-cargo shorts that extend past the knee
8/8/2011 11:04:33 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
what the fuck are "semi" cargo shorts? 8/8/2011 11:05:09 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148450 Posts user info edit post |
these particular shorts have a small cargo pocket on the right leg, but not on the left...have the standard right, left and two back pockets though
didnt know how exactly to describe 8/8/2011 11:06:19 PM |
Big4Country All American 11914 Posts user info edit post |
WOW! One comment made by me and one new photo of me has caused two 6 page threads in two days. 8/8/2011 11:10:16 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
This thread is about you? 8/8/2011 11:11:41 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
8/8/2011 11:11:53 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "WOW! One comment made by me and one new photo of me has caused two 6 page threads in two days. " |
wrong thread you fucking creeper8/8/2011 11:12:27 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
LOL 8/8/2011 11:13:09 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
8/8/2011 11:13:52 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
IN MY RAGE I POST IN ALL 6 PAGE THREADS. 8/8/2011 11:13:59 PM |
Big4Country All American 11914 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "This thread is about you?" |
The way I was dressed in this photo is what started all of the talk about cargo shorts in the "pick a number between 18-21" thread.
8/8/2011 11:14:31 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
dude, the cargo shorts talk has been going on for longer than that 8/8/2011 11:15:03 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
lol you will drive a mini van in your lifetime and get busted with kiddy porn 8/8/2011 11:16:34 PM |
Big4Country All American 11914 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "dude, the cargo shorts talk has been going on for longer than that" |
Oh, well this thread was started on 8/7/2011 not too long after I posted the photo of myself at the Beer & Bourbon Fest.8/8/2011 11:17:09 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Was the cargo shorts really what was wrong in that pic? 8/8/2011 11:17:20 PM |
rwoody Save TWW 37696 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Unless i'm exercising, at the beach, or at a tailgate, I don't wear shorts, because I'm a man, and shorts look fucking stupid on guys. Notice only the guys with leg-hair wear the long-cargo shorts? It's because anything else looks retarded" |
maybe you have dumb looking legs?
i live in florida and 10 months of the year, i exclusively wear shorts when i'm not at work. why the fuck would i wear pants out in the 90 degree, 80% humidity weather?
i have a pair of cargo's that are my ultra casual. if i'm going to dinner or to a bar or something, i have some nicer shorts, more like pacsun style than fratty style though.8/8/2011 11:22:45 PM |
dmspack oh we back 25537 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " Was the cargo shorts really what was wrong in that pic?" |
LOL8/8/2011 11:28:01 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "For the cargo shorts advocates: I bet a lot of you have braided belts and several pairs of white crew socks in your closet. I'd also bet that most of you have one pair of "dress" shoes that is presumably black with a square toe or have obnoxiously large rubber soles. You also probably think Van Heusen makes quality dress shirts, and that your one or two horrible ties are adequate. You think khakis are dress pants. You don't know your jacket size. " |
This basically fits my fiance' (minus the socks in the closet)
Except I think I have successfully talked him out of wearing that horrible braided belt ever again8/8/2011 11:29:35 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
I thought braided belts was a middle school thing?
[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 11:31 PM. Reason : never got those - solid leather belts ftw] 8/8/2011 11:31:16 PM |