I'm trying to figure out how you guys construed "I've seen better looking chicks at the local mall" to = "OMG, SHES SO UGLY, I COULD DO BETTER ON A BAD DAY!"

not even close to what I said. What I'm saying is that there isn't anything spectacular about Upton. She has huge tits that she has used to turn herself into an internet sensation. Good for her. It is just my opinion that there is alot better looking, all around, out there. Feel free to disagree.

3/3/2013 9:32:36 PM

why does the Prince best of album only have like 5 good songs on it?

It was very premature, they should have waited until "call my name" came out before making a best of.

3/3/2013 9:51:22 PM

Upton on Letterman tonight

we can all see how fat and ugly she currently is

[Edited on March 4, 2013 at 11:09 PM. Reason : actually looks like its a repeat from a few weeks ago, fwiw]

3/4/2013 11:09:04 PM

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/painting/kate-upton/13_kate-upton_5.html

[Edited on March 8, 2013 at 1:00 PM. Reason : body paint pics]

3/8/2013 1:00:00 PM

where did all that weight come from?! Is she on a Cheetos diet or some shit?!

3/8/2013 2:22:50 PM

Shes actually looking her best in those body paint pictures, I'd fuck. With that said Kate Upton will never be model skinny and will always come across as fat. If she wasn't a supermodel she would be a 10, but since shes a model I expect perfection.

Kate Upton gets a shining 3 out of 10

3/8/2013 2:29:40 PM

she is airbrushed to hell in that pic and still looks fat

3/8/2013 2:53:47 PM

NO YES FATTIES

3/8/2013 2:58:49 PM

there is no man on this earth that hasn't fucked a fat chick. Fat chicks are sex test dummies.

3/8/2013 3:00:21 PM

Quote :

"fat"

I don't think this word means what you think it does

3/8/2013 3:01:17 PM

^^ that's true, just don't show me a fat chick with big titties and tell me she's not fat. big titties don't excuse everything.

3/8/2013 3:04:57 PM

that ain't fat

there's some chub there, obviously

but chub des not equal fat

3/8/2013 3:23:07 PM

so its the non-fat kind of chub? made of... um... errr... muscle?

3/8/2013 3:24:17 PM

Quote :

"there is no man on this earth that hasn't fucked a fat chick. Fat chicks are sex test dummies."

I'd like to exclude myself from this list. Then again there's a reason why I have a strong wrist

3/8/2013 3:27:08 PM

Dtownral, who are you fucking?

3/8/2013 3:27:15 PM

a few points need to be made here:

1) kate upton's future figure has been pretty clear from day 1, doesn't mean i don't want to see her naked.
2) kate upton is vastly overrated as a female specimen.
3) she is "fat" by swimsuit model standards.
4) you're allowed to point out that an international super model does not meet international super model standards without having laid with a female of superior beauty.

3/8/2013 3:59:14 PM

my wife is a lot hotter than kate upton, as i assume many people here's wife/girlfriends are. kate upton is not hot.

kate upton is the equivalent to all the chubby british models who are really just chicks with big tits who aren't that pretty. kate upton is a 7-8.

[Edited on March 8, 2013 at 4:17 PM. Reason : .]

3/8/2013 4:16:38 PM

i bet you couldnt find another guy that would rather bang your wife over kate upton

3/8/2013 4:55:09 PM

Quote :

"i bet you couldnt find another guy that would rather bang your wife over kate upton "

3/8/2013 4:59:22 PM

Looks like some Tara Reid shit..

3/8/2013 5:04:02 PM

that's not because kate upton is hotter, she is just more famous

3/8/2013 5:12:15 PM

oh your wife is pretty famous homie

3/8/2013 5:12:56 PM

based on the pics shown regarding the subject, kate upton > mrs dtownral

3/8/2013 5:14:25 PM

not as famous

3/8/2013 5:14:39 PM

a GIS of dtownral's wife resulted in this pic


gotta say that kate upton has the edge

3/8/2013 5:21:30 PM

Some guys prefer their women to not look like they are on a starving-african-child diet

3/8/2013 5:21:37 PM

That's racist, just because she is black doesn't mean she is a starving african

you racist

3/8/2013 5:56:48 PM

Quote :

"international super model standards"

6'1" 110 lbs isn't a very good standard

3/8/2013 7:29:51 PM

Quote :

" kate upton is not hot. kate upton is a 7-8."

3/8/2013 8:55:51 PM

^its true. She has huge boobs that she likes to show off. Everything else is average at best.

3/9/2013 1:06:02 AM

~ITT

3/9/2013 1:11:49 AM

we need to start a kickstarter to hire her and a film crew to go around knocking on some of the dudes downplaying her ITTs door to see their reaction

if we reach a certain amount, we could have her proposition them just to see what they would say

3/9/2013 1:25:27 AM

average face/eyes/smile, at best



average legs, at best



average ass, at best

3/9/2013 1:28:39 AM

some people are unable to differentiate "supermodel hot" and "civilian hot" ITT

it's a bit of an epic difference



[Edited on March 9, 2013 at 1:34 AM. Reason : lotta Internet big men on campus ]

3/9/2013 1:31:42 AM

Super Model Hot "Candice Swanepoel"



Regular people Hot

While I would gladly raw dog Kate, she is not the worlds hottest SUPER MODEL. She is one of many big tit women.

[Edited on March 9, 2013 at 7:37 AM. Reason : Hot]

3/9/2013 7:34:31 AM

Quote :

"average ass, at best "

and that pic is from when she was a lot thinner and is airbrushed to hell. Present day her ass is even flatter and lumpier. Its not even average, its less good than any pretty girl on campus.



[Edited on March 9, 2013 at 9:20 AM. Reason : pic]

3/9/2013 9:19:45 AM

"Present day ass"

*shows pic from like 6 months ago*

I'd have to see more recent evidence than that one pic.

[Edited on March 9, 2013 at 9:28 AM. Reason : ]

3/9/2013 9:26:02 AM

Because she probably looks younger now, 6 months later?

3/9/2013 9:29:25 AM

Quite possible.

Sometimes people gain weight and then actually lose it again. It's a shocking revelation.

I have no idea whether she has or not, I would need to see new evidence.

3/9/2013 9:37:34 AM

That last ass pic looks photoshopped to me, there is a damn line where her skin tone chnages freakin color

3/9/2013 10:01:37 AM

Uh duh, its spray tan

3/9/2013 11:56:15 AM

Tan this

3/11/2013 9:43:31 PM

http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/sxsw/olivia-wilde-talks-drinking-stripping-down-drinking-buddies-215820551.html

Wilde gettin nude on film again

3/12/2013 12:08:33 PM

This scene just won me over to the Olivia Wilde side. So hilarious!

3/16/2013 10:33:17 PM

3/23/2013 6:13:45 AM

3/23/2013 5:41:07 PM

4/10/2013 1:07:43 PM

http://video.gq.com/watch/ken-jeong-kate-upton-photobomb-video?mbid=marketing_paid_tp_cne_oo_outbrain



[Edited on April 25, 2013 at 11:25 AM. Reason : she aint fat]

4/25/2013 11:24:56 AM

I take back 80% of what I said about Kate Upton. Shes fine laying on her back. I would hit, repeatedly

4/25/2013 11:32:37 AM

stash bruh

6/14/2013 2:05:32 PM