hey now Indianapolis Jones 14975 Posts user info edit post |
Wow he's killing it. Interesting...
Warranted or not, the NCAA is probably keeping an eye on it.
*Damn, SEC media day currently on ESPNU.
[Edited on July 16, 2013 at 1:12 PM. Reason : i think it's legit] 7/16/2013 1:06:55 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, all homerism aside, which I dont have anyways, he's been blowing my mind like a neighbors dog with a three inch clit with his recruiting prowess. I assume its mainly a "return them to past glory, be responsible for the rebound and not just continuing the process at Bama" and "you can get a LOT of playing time early if you dont suck and arent an O-lineman"
that and stuff like this:
[Edited on July 16, 2013 at 2:18 PM. Reason : d] 7/16/2013 2:14:35 PM |
hey now Indianapolis Jones 14975 Posts user info edit post |
I literally laughed out loud when the shadowy figure revealed such a docile looking dude.
Watching media day. Muschamp (sp?) is really imprssive. Texas has to be kicking themselves. 7/16/2013 2:30:54 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
^ haha, I love that he can barely keep from laughing
Tennessee currently has 10 scholarships left... here are the remaining known targets:
Top Offensive Targets QB - Jalan McClendon - Committed to NC State RB - Chris James WR - Myles Autry WR - Braxton Berrios WR - Dominique Booth WR - Josh Malone WR - Austin Roberts OL - Dontavius Blair (JUCO) OL - Jamie Herr OL - Nolan Kelleher OL - Chad Mavety (JUCO) OL - Damian Prince OL - Ray Raulerson OL - Brock Ruble
Top Defensive Targets DT - Poona Ford DT - Cory Johnson (JUCO) DT - Abu Lamin (JUCO) DT - Charles Mosley DT - Chris Williams DE - Derek Barnett DE - Lorenzo Carter DE - Lorenzo Featherston DE - Dewayne Hendrix DE - Connor Humphreys DE - DaVonte Lambert (JUCO) DE - Cory Thomas DE - Andrew Williams LB - Elliott Berry* LB - Clifton Garrett LB - T.J. Harrell LB - Kevin Mouhon LB - Petera Wilson DB - Evan Berry* DB - Rashaan Gaulden DB - Adoree Jackson DB - Chris Lammons DB - Marshon Lattimore DB - Nigel Patten DB - Emmanuel Smith - Committed to Vanderbilt DB - Omar Truitt DB - Stanton Truitt
Got to get them Berry boys, even though they apparently arent close to their brother, and Featherston sounds like an English butler.
[Edited on July 16, 2013 at 3:37 PM. Reason : d] 7/16/2013 3:32:59 PM |
hey now Indianapolis Jones 14975 Posts user info edit post |
Y'all still actively recruiting Jalan? 7/16/2013 4:14:38 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
Yup 7/16/2013 4:31:08 PM |
BrickTop All American 4508 Posts user info edit post |
don't know what this is but i saw it in an old thread and felt pretty strongly that it belonged here
7/17/2013 6:08:02 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148440 Posts user info edit post |
Mike Myers always seemed to do that skit when a hot ass female was hosting 7/17/2013 6:10:10 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
Ray Raulerson, 3-star O-lineman committed today over Auburn. #1 class now at Rivals and Scout.
Tennessee currently has 109 scholarships left... here are the remaining known targets:
Top Offensive Targets QB - Jalan McClendon - Committed to NC State RB - Chris James WR - Myles Autry WR - Braxton Berrios WR - Dominique Booth WR - Josh Malone WR - Austin Roberts OL - Dontavius Blair (JUCO) OL - Jamie Herr OL - Nolan Kelleher OL - Chad Mavety (JUCO) OL - Damian Prince
OL - Ray Raulerson OL - Brock Ruble
Top Defensive Targets DT - Poona Ford DT - Cory Johnson (JUCO) DT - Abu Lamin (JUCO) DT - Charles Mosley DT - Chris Williams DE - Derek Barnett DE - Lorenzo Carter DE - Lorenzo Featherston DE - Dewayne Hendrix DE - Connor Humphreys DE - DaVonte Lambert (JUCO) DE - Cory Thomas DE - Andrew Williams LB - Elliott Berry* LB - Clifton Garrett LB - T.J. Harrell LB - Kevin Mouhon LB - Petera Wilson DB - Evan Berry* DB - Rashaan Gaulden DB - Adoree Jackson DB - Chris Lammons DB - Marshon Lattimore DB - Nigel Patten DB - Emmanuel Smith - Committed to Vanderbilt DB - Omar Truitt DB - Stanton Truitt
[Edited on July 18, 2013 at 11:29 PM. Reason : d] 7/18/2013 11:28:34 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
jesus Butch, keep doing whatever you are doing.
Got another commitment today from 4-start WR Dominique Booth over Bama, A&M and FSU
Quote : | "A prospect with good top-end speed, what sets him apart are his feet. He's quick enough to create separation from defenders by getting in and out of his breaks quickly, a skill that translate to his post-catch ability. With the ball in his hands, Booth is just as impressive making defenders miss in small spaces with slide and jump cuts that would make straight-line running backs jealous. His size will keep him from playing as a split end receiver in college and his ball skills aren't his strength, so he's not going to be a jump-ball specialist in college, but he does project as a strong threat to create big plays in between the 20s.
With Booth's commitment, the Volunteer class now stands at 22 pledges and ranks as the top group nationally. The Indiana product is the second four-star wide receiver to commit in the class." |
Tennessee currently has 109 scholarships left... here are the remaining known targets:
Top Offensive Targets QB - Jalan McClendon - Committed to NC State RB - Chris James WR - Myles Autry WR - Braxton Berrios
WR - Dominique Booth WR - Josh Malone WR - Austin Roberts OL - Dontavius Blair (JUCO) OL - Jamie Herr OL - Nolan Kelleher OL - Chad Mavety (JUCO) OL - Damian Prince
OL - Ray Raulerson OL - Brock Ruble
Top Defensive Targets DT - Poona Ford DT - Cory Johnson (JUCO) DT - Abu Lamin (JUCO) DT - Charles Mosley DT - Chris Williams DE - Derek Barnett DE - Lorenzo Carter DE - Lorenzo Featherston DE - Dewayne Hendrix DE - Connor Humphreys DE - DaVonte Lambert (JUCO) DE - Cory Thomas DE - Andrew Williams LB - Elliott Berry* LB - Clifton Garrett LB - T.J. Harrell LB - Kevin Mouhon LB - Petera Wilson DB - Evan Berry* DB - Rashaan Gaulden DB - Adoree Jackson DB - Chris Lammons DB - Marshon Lattimore DB - Nigel Patten DB - Emmanuel Smith - Committed to Vanderbilt DB - Omar Truitt DB - Stanton Truitt
[Edited on July 20, 2013 at 1:57 AM. Reason : d]7/20/2013 1:56:44 AM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148440 Posts user info edit post |
Man he is really doing work on the recruiting trail...but I think I speak for all my fellow Vols fans when I say I hope he doesn't jump ship for a bigger job after one year like that asshole Kiffin...man that still pisses me off 7/20/2013 2:03:31 AM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
Got another one today:
Quote : | "Tennessee’s runaway recruiting momentum continues to build as the Vols have picked up a commitment today from 4-star Nashville safety Rashaan Gaulden.
Gaulden measures 6-foot-1 and weighs in at 175 pounds. He is rated a 4-star prospect by Rivals." |
Tennessee currently has 10 9 8 7 scholarships left... here are the remaining known targets:
Top Offensive Targets QB - Jalan McClendon - Committed to NC State RB - Chris James WR - Myles Autry WR - Braxton Berrios
WR - Dominique Booth WR - Josh Malone WR - Austin Roberts OL - Dontavius Blair (JUCO) OL - Jamie Herr OL - Nolan Kelleher OL - Chad Mavety (JUCO) OL - Damian Prince
OL - Ray Raulerson OL - Brock Ruble
Top Defensive Targets DT - Poona Ford DT - Cory Johnson (JUCO) DT - Abu Lamin (JUCO) DT - Charles Mosley DT - Chris Williams DE - Derek Barnett DE - Lorenzo Carter DE - Lorenzo Featherston DE - Dewayne Hendrix DE - Connor Humphreys DE - DaVonte Lambert (JUCO) DE - Cory Thomas DE - Andrew Williams LB - Elliott Berry* LB - Clifton Garrett LB - T.J. Harrell LB - Kevin Mouhon LB - Petera Wilson DB - Evan Berry*
DB - Rashaan Gaulden DB - Adoree Jackson DB - Chris Lammons DB - Marshon Lattimore DB - Nigel Patten DB - Emmanuel Smith - Committed to Vanderbilt DB - Omar Truitt DB - Stanton Truitt
[Edited on July 20, 2013 at 6:48 PM. Reason : d]7/20/2013 6:47:54 PM |
hey now Indianapolis Jones 14975 Posts user info edit post |
For what it's worth...
Quote : | " @jkid_2: I'm STAYING AT NC STATE , IM DONE WITH RECRUITING ! #Pack14 #WPN #WolfPack"" |
Jalan McClendon7/21/2013 1:41:03 AM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148440 Posts user info edit post |
nice troll post 7/21/2013 1:47:28 AM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
This shit is bonkers. Got another.
Quote : | "“Foundation Week” continues on campus as Tennessee picked up a commitment on Sunday afternoon from 4-star linebacker Kevin Mouhon from Norcross High School in Georgia, the same school where current Vol Jason Croom played.
Mouhon is listed at 6-foot-2, 225 pounds and is rated a 4-star prospect by Rivals, ESPN and 247sports." |
7/21/2013 8:08:58 PM |
cptinsano All American 11993 Posts user info edit post |
Antonio Morrison proving that it is against the law to pretend to be DMX.
Quote : | "Morrison was arrested for barking at a police dog.
(And resisting arrest, if you’re keeping track.)
Both charges are misdemeanors. " |
7/21/2013 8:16:01 PM |
hey now Indianapolis Jones 14975 Posts user info edit post |
Has Tennessee ever had the #1 class? Even in there legitimate days pre-Kiffin? 7/21/2013 10:20:06 PM |
ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
Their fans think they had the best class in '97, but the actual recruiting services gave the top spot to Michigan that year 7/21/2013 10:58:29 PM |
GingaNinja All American 7177 Posts user info edit post |
Can't wait for the Tennessee Kentucky game this season! Battle of the top recruiting classes amirite? 7/21/2013 11:00:29 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ 2005 by Scout iirc. And I think maybe the 94 (Peyton, Brandon Stewart) as well. Might have been #2. The 97 class was the best in terms of performance. 7/21/2013 11:51:11 PM |
hey now Indianapolis Jones 14975 Posts user info edit post |
Dude, I caught the tail end of a CFL game a few weeks ago, Jonathan frickin Crompton was playing in mop up duty. 7/21/2013 11:55:31 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
Lol. Chargers gave him an insane amount of money for having one non god awful season. 7/21/2013 11:58:07 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148440 Posts user info edit post |
Crompton is at least 2nd Team all time Name Team 7/22/2013 1:04:30 AM |
hey now Indianapolis Jones 14975 Posts user info edit post |
Reads like a sour grapes article from the ACJ for Butch getting Georgia's top safety.
Tennessee's Butch Jones angers high school coach
http://bleacherreport.com/tb/daWTx?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=recruiting 7/31/2013 5:19:49 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
supposedly he didnt disclose the knee injury initially... I think the guy is right, they got better commitments and moved on. Very Saban like but sucks for the kid.
and now for something on the bright side of things:
7/31/2013 10:56:53 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148440 Posts user info edit post |
Some of my Florida and Bama grad friends are claiming Butch has brought a lot of shady aspects to Tennessee recruiting, and that there shouldn't be any way he is doing this well on the recruiting trail, given their recent on-field results. I told them they were just crazy and jealous, but if anybody knows something about cheating its Florida and Bama, so who knows. 7/31/2013 11:10:42 PM |
hey now Indianapolis Jones 14975 Posts user info edit post |
They sound nervous/ bitter. 7/31/2013 11:13:29 PM |
GingaNinja All American 7177 Posts user info edit post |
Doesn't recruiting usually pick up when a new coach is hired ? redlight.gif 7/31/2013 11:16:02 PM |
hey now Indianapolis Jones 14975 Posts user info edit post |
There's picking up and then there's having the top ranked class. 7/31/2013 11:17:18 PM |
scm011 All American 2042 Posts user info edit post |
8/3/2013 9:50:36 AM |
HCH All American 3895 Posts user info edit post |
The Ten Dumbest Fan Bases in America: #10 The University of Tennessee
Quote : | "where the craziest Vol fans live in the hills, drink moonshine from their own stills, and FedExed feces to Chris Fowler when Peyton Manning lost the Heisman.
Fowler's feces came with a note -- "Phuck you!," it said.
This really happened. " |
Quote : | "So what's the dumbest sterotypical UT fan like in his habitat:
He's now 47 years old, still rocking his goatee and 1998 back-to-back SEC championship t-shirt. He has been wearing "husky" jeans since 1974 and he lives in a holler in a doublewide that he inherited from his mom when she died of a rattlesnake bite in 1996. He remembers that his mother died in 1996 because it was the same year that Tennessee lost to Memphis on that ridiculous kick return touchdown when that Memphis player's arm hit the ground and it was totally NOT FAIR.
He has four Peyton Manning jerseys -- Colts, Broncos, and two Vols -- hanging in his closet and he wore the "classy" Peyton Manning orange jersey to his twenty year high school reunion. There were eighteen other men in the same jersey at his reunion. Before he attended his high school reunion, he called to make sure that dropouts who later took the GED were eligible to attend.
He played one year of JV football, but, miraculously, every situation that occurs in Vol football for the past thirty years bears a complete and total similarity to the 1980 Soddy Daisy JV season. He is prone to starting all conversations about Vol football strategy by saying, "Well, what we did at Soddy Daisy was..."
He takes a yearly vacation to Panama City Beach, where he stays at the Econo Lodge with his on and off girlfriend named Tiffany. Tiffany works in a strip club, but she is a waitress, not a stripper. This is a HUGELY IMPORTANT distinction. She has four kids of three different mixed races -- one of them might be Travis Henry's but she's not sure because it might have just been an Applebee's bartender pretending to be Travis Henry -- and she is also a huge Vol fan. They go to three games a year, where they proceed to get drunk in the upper deck and talk about how awesome 1998 was. Both are secretly ashamed that in 2009 they role-played sex acts where he pretended to be Lane Kiffin -- he even wore the coaches polo! -- and she pretended to seduce him while playing the role of Urban Meyer's wife.
Neither has talked about this since January of 2010.
Before he takes his yearly trip to Panama City he dials up his Internet, hops on the message board and writes this subject, "Going to GAYtor land. Plan to piss everywhere. LOL."
He calls Vandy, "Candy," and believes, "That homo Clay Travis is soooooo gay and married to James Franklin!"
He has sent one Tweet in his life and it was addressed to me and read as follows, "Hey gayboy #"
Of late everytime he makes a profound statement, "ESPN can go straight to hell for that bastard Charles Woodson!" He will append it with "VFL." VFL stands for Vol for Life.
Using VFL is a universal sign that you could not actually be admitted to Tennessee.
He gets fever blisters during football season and always says, "It's not herpes damnit, I'm just stressed," when Tiffany won't kiss him or wipe away his tears after Nick Saban sodomizes the Vols.
Tiffany gave him herpes." |
Hey Jaybee1200, VFL. Am i right?8/7/2013 12:02:07 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
this one applies to me...others, not so much
Quote : | ""ESPN can go straight to hell for that bastard Charles Woodson!" He will append it with "VFL." VFL stands for Vol for Life." |
8/7/2013 2:08:19 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
You had/have a goatee as well, correct?
Other than the shit associated with that dude being poor (living in a trailer, dating a stripper, etc)....I'd say that description hits the nail on the fucking head for you. 8/7/2013 2:16:36 PM |
cptinsano All American 11993 Posts user info edit post |
LOL Rattlesnake bite. 8/7/2013 2:19:33 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I have had one off an on, but that says "still" so I assumed that means has always had one. I have probably had one about 20% of my adult life.
[Edited on August 7, 2013 at 2:23 PM. Reason : d] 8/7/2013 2:22:04 PM |
HCH All American 3895 Posts user info edit post |
The link for the article above:
http://outkickthecoverage.com/the-ten-dumbest-fan-bases-in-america-10-the-university-of-tennessee.php 8/7/2013 6:30:23 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
Fuck, it begins
Quote : | "Starting DE Jacques Smith underwent surgery for fractured thumb, out 4-6 weeks, per Butch Jones." |
FUCK!, it continues!
Quote : | "More bad news: DE Corey Vereen undergoing MRI on his knee. Butch says he'll know more tomorrow." |
Son of a bitch!8/7/2013 10:46:21 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148440 Posts user info edit post |
Patterson looked good for the Vikings this weekend
ah shit, per Jaybee's previous instructions, that type of info is very random and is much more appropriate for the NFL Season thread since he is no longer at Tennessee
my apologies 8/11/2013 1:14:49 AM |
GingaNinja All American 7177 Posts user info edit post |
^^
Fuck it begins you say?
Aww shucks!
Quote : | "where the craziest Vol fans live in the hills, drink moonshine from their own stills, and FedExed feces to Chris Fowler when Peyton Manning lost the Heisman.
Fowler's feces came with a note -- "Phuck you!," it said.
This really happened. " |
What?
[Edited on August 11, 2013 at 2:23 AM. Reason : ..]8/11/2013 2:18:05 AM |
sand robot Sand Lion 2227 Posts user info edit post |
The travis henry part made me laugh 8/11/2013 12:11:12 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
Choo Choo!
Quote : | "Butch Jones has landed the top junior college pass-rusher in the nation: Davonte Lambert, a 6'3, 275-pound defensive end from Georgia Military College, has picked Tennessee over Auburn, Florida, and other SEC squads." |
[Edited on August 13, 2013 at 11:43 AM. Reason : d]8/13/2013 11:43:30 AM |
scm011 All American 2042 Posts user info edit post |
8/15/2013 11:27:18 AM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148440 Posts user info edit post |
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/behold-orange-glory-butch-jones-song-204055656.html 8/15/2013 11:33:08 AM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
^^ the "smokey" uniform
^ my ringtone 8/15/2013 5:48:44 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
5-start RB recruit going to miss all of his senior season, damn.
http://www.tennessean.com/article/20130828/SPORTS07/308280152
Should be fine for his freshman year at UT but second shoulder injury in two years is troublesome. 8/28/2013 4:11:43 PM |
PackGuitar All American 6059 Posts user info edit post |
of course its troublesome, how else could tenn land a 5 star recruit, something has to be wrong with him. 8/28/2013 4:20:39 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
now that was just stupid.
Come'on man 8/28/2013 4:22:29 PM |
amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
Getting excited for the season. Predictions? I think we take huge strides and make big improvements from last season to get to 2 conference wins! 8/28/2013 7:33:55 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
Devrin Young (fastest player, PR, KR, WR) has a broken wrist that requires surgery. Out 4-6 weeks.
god dammit, get that NC State shit away from me... its spreading
[Edited on September 4, 2013 at 10:52 PM. Reason : d] 9/4/2013 10:52:30 PM |
amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
... 9/5/2013 7:37:12 AM |