Kenpom shows that the suspect only has a 20% luck rating. Chances of survival in the hospital are low, especially seeing that the staff is tired from a tough surgery schedule.

4/19/2013 8:55:52 PM

Boston mayor won twitter

4/19/2013 8:56:17 PM

Maybe both?


Time to fire up Ol' sparky.

4/19/2013 8:56:41 PM

he won't make it out of the hospital

4/19/2013 8:56:45 PM

dude doesn't have have any useful information unless he can snitch his hash dealer out and plead to a misdemeanor

4/19/2013 8:56:58 PM

^^^^?

[Edited on April 19, 2013 at 8:57 PM. Reason : ^^^^]

4/19/2013 8:57:04 PM

So anticlimatic

4/19/2013 8:57:27 PM

Lol "truly boston's finest"

4/19/2013 8:57:45 PM

Turn in your shotguns

4/19/2013 8:57:49 PM

I give it till the end of this page before the masses degenerate into trolling and general poo flinging.

4/19/2013 8:58:07 PM

out of the thousand of emergency doctors in the boston area, how do they choose the one assigned to Dzhokar?

4/19/2013 8:58:09 PM

Quote :

"BUT WE ALSO TRAMPLED THE CONSTITUTION"

Methinks this is where the word "unreasonable" is key in that there Fourth Amendment.

4/19/2013 8:58:13 PM

Quote :

"dude doesn't have have any useful information unless he can snitch his hash dealer out and plead to a misdemeanor "

what?

4/19/2013 8:59:01 PM

He's a moron. Better not to engage.

4/19/2013 8:59:25 PM

So he's alive? Can someone summarize the series of events?

4/19/2013 8:59:33 PM

Oh shit footage from him in the boat!!

4/19/2013 8:59:36 PM

They did not search every house, they explained that in the press conference. They knocked on doors and asked if they would like police to search, only searched those with probable cause

4/19/2013 8:59:44 PM

^^where dammit. fucking posting that shit without a source. the fuck is wrong with you.

[Edited on April 19, 2013 at 9:00 PM. Reason : .]

4/19/2013 8:59:49 PM

You death sentence people. Hasn't Massachusetts outlawed that?

4/19/2013 9:00:42 PM

LET ME HELP JUMP START THE DEGENERATION

"WELP LOOKS LIKE IT WASNT DOMESTIC TERRORISM YOU ANTIGUN PINKO FAGS"

"NOT WHITE"

"NOT CHRISTIAN"

"MY FACEBOOK TELLS ME SO:

"

[Edited on April 19, 2013 at 9:01 PM. Reason : derp derp]

4/19/2013 9:00:45 PM

CNN showing it.

4/19/2013 9:00:50 PM

cnn

4/19/2013 9:00:55 PM

There needs to be a FB Status thread about this; some of this shit is gold.

4/19/2013 9:01:16 PM

they are asking for high ranking representatives from each company... they handing out trophies?

4/19/2013 9:01:19 PM

Quote :

"You death sentence people. Hasn't Massachusetts outlawed that?"

FEDERAL JURISDICTION, GENIUS.

4/19/2013 9:01:22 PM

YES WE GOT HIM. BUT WE ALSO TRAMPLED THE CONSTITUTION, DID MARTIAL LAW, RAIDED EVERY HOME IN THE CITY. BUT ITS ALL GOOD BOSTON YOU ARE SAFE TONIGHT

4/19/2013 9:02:04 PM

I don't think those are real

And they miss the Fox News and drudge Saudi national/Obama story fail

4/19/2013 9:02:23 PM

LOL, Glenn Beck was still pressing that this morning after all the shit last night.

4/19/2013 9:02:56 PM

Quote :

"DID MARTIAL LAW"

4/19/2013 9:03:10 PM

if its cnn, you can tune in tomorrow next week and they'll still be rolling the same footage

4/19/2013 9:03:15 PM

Thanks Bill you fuck

4/19/2013 9:03:18 PM

oh shut the fuck up about this constitution bullshit. considering this was a manhunt for a fucking domestic terrorist, I'd say they did a pretty stellar job, especially compared to the LAPD shooting up vans full of white people looking for Dorner

4/19/2013 9:03:26 PM

4/19/2013 9:03:37 PM

Quote :

""WELP LOOKS LIKE IT WASNT DOMESTIC TERRORISM YOU ANTIGUN PINKO FAGS" "NOT WHITE""

Wait, neither of those things are true.

4/19/2013 9:03:46 PM

Dude on NBC needs some new undershirts. #baconneck

4/19/2013 9:05:07 PM

WHO?!

4/19/2013 9:05:34 PM

OH NO BOSTON IS AN OCCUPIED POLICE STATE LOOK AT HOW MANY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS ARE BEING TRAMPLED

4/19/2013 9:05:39 PM

Movie Title:

102 Hours

4/19/2013 9:05:55 PM

CBS saying police last night after the shootout found the beginnings of a blood trail, so they didn't think he'd've gotten far beyond town. The blood trail though wasn't consistent so they didn't know how hurt he was.

4/19/2013 9:06:00 PM

He has a false tooth full of cyanide!!!!.,






Jk

4/19/2013 9:06:57 PM

These guys from the Caucasus mountains... No way are they caucasian

4/19/2013 9:07:13 PM

Movie Title 1984 "The Return of the USSR"

4/19/2013 9:07:16 PM

he's also getting a speeding ticket for the chase. hopefully he can get that dropped to improper equipment since it wasnt his car and he had no way to know if the speedometer was properly calibrated.

4/19/2013 9:07:37 PM

https://vine.co/v/bU6YvrOvnvx

not sure when this happened but it needs to be gif'd

4/19/2013 9:08:07 PM

Brian Williams just called the parade of vehicles a conga line, hahaha

4/19/2013 9:08:20 PM

Quote :

"I don't think those are real And they miss the Fox News and drudge Saudi national/Obama story fail"

i agree on the fox/drudge mess, and you might be right, but the lawrence o donnell one happened because i was watching it when he said it.

4/19/2013 9:08:37 PM

IF THE GLOVE DON'T FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT

4/19/2013 9:08:42 PM

^^^^LOL

[Edited on April 19, 2013 at 9:09 PM. Reason : ^^]

4/19/2013 9:09:07 PM

I think his brother drove during the chase, so you know, he only has the hurling bombs out the window to worry about.

4/19/2013 9:09:17 PM

hahahahahaha



[Edited on April 19, 2013 at 9:10 PM. Reason : lol]

4/19/2013 9:09:24 PM