611 pages of thinking

11/9/2009 2:42:24 PM

pooooooooooooor 'brina

she doesn't do well with unidentifiable noises. and the fire alarm chirping b/c it wanted its battery replaced pretty much sent her in to a frenzy

11/9/2009 2:43:02 PM

good thing you were there, that would have been living hell for her for the next 3 hours or so

11/9/2009 2:45:13 PM

Quote :

"my hubs thinks they smell like fritos"

they say cats and dogs paws are suppose to smell like this

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 2:48 PM. Reason : jghoijop;]

11/9/2009 2:47:47 PM

^^ikr

^interesting

11/9/2009 2:52:04 PM

hmm....i need to paint my toes!

11/9/2009 2:54:39 PM

Oh man...I smell my doggie's feet every morning lol. I call her stinky feet.

I wonder why they are supposed to smell like fritos lol.

11/9/2009 2:54:41 PM

I'm thinkin' how happy i am to see that DivaBaby is back.

11/9/2009 3:02:04 PM

im tired

that meeting was amazingly hard to stay awake through

f0ck

11/9/2009 3:02:54 PM

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa boyeeeeeee

I think I deserve a "good game" butt smack or something.

11/9/2009 3:03:26 PM

hahaha YEAH

...now, what the hell should I do that I'm likely to complete?

11/9/2009 3:05:38 PM

lists

11/9/2009 3:05:54 PM

ahahahaha


good lord

this bitch is crazy.

11/9/2009 3:08:59 PM

i'm making a chocolate cherry cake tonight, and i'm gonna attempt my mom's super top secret chocolate icing recipe that has been passed down for 3 generations

yay

11/9/2009 3:20:16 PM

I hate when my nipples get hard during meetings. They keep the conference rooms too cold here.

11/9/2009 3:21:11 PM

Quote :

"they say cats and dogs paws are suppose to smell like this "

and who exactly are "they"?


edit: i totally didnt believe you and figured you had just pulled osmething out of your ass, but a quick google search does indeed show numerous responses of people saying their dog's paws smell like fritos, learn something new every day, in my face

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 3:26 PM. Reason : .]

11/9/2009 3:24:34 PM

does the mcdonald's at millbrook and glenwood have FREE wifi? i know the one on western does, but the one across from crossroads does not (it's an AT&T pay service)...i need to be over there for a while and want free internets

11/9/2009 3:25:00 PM

the McD's on Kildaire (on the edge of the Trader Joe's shopping center) has free WIFI cuz it's one of those new Green McD's

11/9/2009 3:27:55 PM

I want super secret passed down family recipes

11/9/2009 3:30:45 PM

aww

11/9/2009 3:33:38 PM

All of our super secret family recipes involve either cream of mushroom soup or whey protein powder.

11/9/2009 3:34:20 PM

AHHHH MY OVARIES!!

11/9/2009 3:35:52 PM

I like those things.

One of my co-workers had a mac & cheese recipe she wasn't allowed to write down. Her mother made her memorize it when she was finally allowed to know what it was.

My new diabolical plan is to marry into a family with lots of them and steal them.

11/9/2009 3:36:31 PM

^^I FEEL YOUR PAIN!!!!!!

11/9/2009 3:36:55 PM

chompy things?

11/9/2009 3:37:24 PM

what in the HELL did I do to my arm???

11/9/2009 3:39:50 PM

Quote :

" One of my co-workers had a mac & cheese recipe she wasn't allowed to write down. Her mother made her memorize it when she was finally allowed to know what it was. My new diabolical plan is to marry into a family with lots of them and steal them."

My advice: marry for money and then hire a Southern chef. Better yet, hire me. I have a ton of those recipes. They all involve lots of butter and creamy stuff, but they are delish!

11/9/2009 3:42:12 PM

i feel like something is wrong with me for not liking Phantom of the Opera or Cats...


those are like the two every one is supposed to love

11/9/2009 3:42:13 PM

ooh, i got my Great Grandmother's mac 'n cheese recipe. i made it for the Halloween thing last weekend. nomalicious.

11/9/2009 3:43:03 PM

But I don't want to hire a chef. Cooking is one thing I'll do regardless of how rich I get.

Stop bragging! Or share

11/9/2009 3:44:11 PM

Not all southern recipes have actual flavor....I just have to say that.

I have had lots of southern people cook and say they "put their foot in it" with it only to turn out tasting like paper.

11/9/2009 3:45:58 PM

I must not be Southern enough, because I don't know what that means.

11/9/2009 3:49:27 PM

tell you what

if i can get the frosting to come out right tonight, i'll PM you the recipe

11/9/2009 3:49:29 PM

11/9/2009 3:50:23 PM

hahahaha swink

11/9/2009 3:50:34 PM

he may have been aggravating but at least he backed me up when i wasn't at fault


unlike this one that acts like i'm an imbecile and must take the blame for other people's mistakes

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 3:53 PM. Reason : just in case]

11/9/2009 3:52:34 PM

^^*skwink


--

I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 3:53 PM. Reason : ^]

11/9/2009 3:53:12 PM

to all y'all

11/9/2009 3:54:09 PM

BOURBON PECAN PIE

2 large eggs (slightly beaten)
1/4 cup dark Karo syrup
3/4 cup sugar
4 teaspoons corn starch
8 tablespoons butter
1/4 cup bourbon
6 oz semi-sweet chocolate
1 bag pecan halves

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.

Mix eggs and Karo.

Combine sugar and corn starch, add to egg mixture.

Melt chocolate and butter, cool. Add bourbon and combine with egg mixture. Beat together in mixer on slow speed.

Pour into a 9 inch unbaked pie shell. Sprinkle evenly with pecan halves.

Bake on cookie sheet for one hour. Pie should be firm and will "set-up" while cooling.

To make an impressive looking pie, lay the pecan halves on top in a circle around the edge and keep making circles until the pie top is covered rather then sprinkling them on top.

11/9/2009 3:54:44 PM

Casey

What the fuck are you talking about?

and hay

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 3:55 PM. Reason : ew chocolate in a pecan pie? get outta here]

11/9/2009 3:54:48 PM

WHAT THE FUCK FUCKING WORK YOU FUCKING FUCK

11/9/2009 3:56:45 PM

You can omit the chocolate. The bourbon is the important part. And the nuts. I love nuts.

11/9/2009 3:56:48 PM

I've made bourbon pecan pies without chocolate...homeslice

Its not a pecan pie with chocolate....its a chocolate pie with nuts

11/9/2009 3:58:10 PM

11/9/2009 3:58:35 PM

Mmmm homeslice of bourbon pie. yummmmmmy

11/9/2009 3:59:04 PM

seee that sounds delicious and friendly

11/9/2009 3:59:33 PM

I was supposed to put bourbon in the ice cream I made yesterday but I forgot it

11/9/2009 3:59:42 PM

WHAT?!!!!!!!! But the bourbon is the most important part of any dish!

11/9/2009 4:01:25 PM

I know! I blame the fact that I was drinking while making it and a little toasty by the time it was done.

11/9/2009 4:02:25 PM

Well you shouldn't cook with bourbon you wouldn't drink. They say the same thing about wine.

11/9/2009 4:04:49 PM