he sounds like a real prick

what's wrong with your sister that she'd fuck such a degenerate?

11/11/2009 12:19:46 PM

Quote :

"what's wrong with your sister that she'd fuck MARRY such a degenerate?"

11/11/2009 12:20:33 PM

he wasn't like this before they got married (granted - they knew each other a total of 13 months when they walked down the aisle...)

his rants have gotten crazier and more right wing the longer they've been married.

11/11/2009 12:20:58 PM

any kids?

11/11/2009 12:22:01 PM

one kid, one on the way

11/11/2009 12:23:19 PM

blpptttt

11/11/2009 12:31:35 PM

there needs to be an umbrella that is easy to use when you're getting in and out of your car.

11/11/2009 12:32:38 PM

Alright so my application for unemployment is out there...*sigh*

Now on to the next item of my new and boring existence...lunch

11/11/2009 1:03:24 PM

I was with a chick for 6+ years, but never proposed or even contemplated it. 13 months is not long enough to really know someone. Hell, you don't really know someone until year 2 or 3, and even then, they can change into something else.

11/11/2009 1:27:57 PM

i want a ginger ale very very badly. Not badly enough to put on a bra and go to the store and buy it though

11/11/2009 1:29:19 PM

if you put on a bulky sweater you don't have to bother with a bra

11/11/2009 1:30:50 PM

^^ You just wanted to tell everyone you aren't wearing a bra son.



Btw, I'm completely naked underneath my clothes sons.

COMPLETELY SON.

11/11/2009 1:30:51 PM

I hate the whole not knowing when aspect of this.

11/11/2009 1:42:55 PM

No more PM reading for today sons. No arguin' son!

I shall see you sons later!

11/11/2009 1:48:29 PM

a guy

11/11/2009 1:51:28 PM

http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays

how have i completely missed this.

it's funny

11/11/2009 1:56:03 PM

^ i thoroughly enjoy it.

apparently they're going to do a TV show based on it

11/11/2009 1:57:40 PM

lunch...check.

now what?

:/

11/11/2009 1:58:33 PM

clean the house?

11/11/2009 2:02:39 PM

yeah...check.

further cleaning will be done tomorrow when i get this chair out of our living room.

11/11/2009 2:03:49 PM

I soooooooo want to sleep right now


but no! RDU, and then knitting. And something else, but I foret what.

11/11/2009 2:07:44 PM

i would take a nap but i have to get up for work tomorrow morning and it would throw off the rest of my week

11/11/2009 2:08:31 PM

that too

I have ten minutes til I need to leave

despite my desire for a nap and my tendency to sleep INCREDIBLY well after an orgasm, I'm tempted to fap before I leave

11/11/2009 2:09:49 PM

WHAT THE HELL DOG

You were just out!

fucking shitbag faggot. Bark your head off...I won't be here to hear you bitch, moan, and whine

11/11/2009 2:12:51 PM

thanks christine

11/11/2009 2:14:18 PM

Maybe we can take a pre-knitting nap. Cause I'm probably going to be ready to pass out.

11/11/2009 2:14:28 PM

...by that time of day it won't be a nap. It'll be 'SHIT ITS 3AM FUCK FUCK FCUK I DIDNT MEAN TO SLEEP THAT LONG'



don't ask me how I know

11/11/2009 2:18:27 PM

welp, there goes the power. Time to see how long the battery backups last.

11/11/2009 2:54:16 PM

i want tuna but i dont know how i wanna make it, do i want it with relish on crackers? tuna salad sandwich, maybe a casserole?

all i know is i want tuna

someone post a tun arecipe or maybe a way to fix it or something, i hate food decisions

11/11/2009 2:55:42 PM

tuna, mayo, lemon juice, salt, pepper. maybe a little chili powder if you're feeling frisky.

11/11/2009 2:57:43 PM

on crackers? on bread? straight out a bowl?

11/11/2009 3:00:29 PM

the beauty of it is you can do any or all of the above!

11/11/2009 3:00:54 PM

Quote :

"all i know is i want tuna"

weird pregnancy cravings?

11/11/2009 3:01:01 PM

i'd make a tuna noodle casserole. but you'd probably have to go to the store for ingredients, and then you'd have to actually cook it. i'm guessing you're too lazy for that right now

11/11/2009 3:01:30 PM

holy shit saps is pregnant

11/11/2009 3:02:48 PM

congrats!!!

11/11/2009 3:03:41 PM

tuna melt

11/11/2009 3:04:04 PM

hmmm tuna melt on ciabatta bread.

AMAZING

11/11/2009 3:07:24 PM

this internet drives me insane

11/11/2009 3:10:00 PM

wait....are you guys saying im fat? because thats fucked up

11/11/2009 3:10:06 PM

yes that's exactly what we're saying

11/11/2009 3:10:50 PM

god damnit, now i want a tuna noodle casserole thingie for dinner

11/11/2009 3:11:52 PM

im not fat, im jolly

11/11/2009 3:14:58 PM

i've been eating a lot of sushi lately for some reason


i think i'm gonna get sushi for dinner again tonight

11/11/2009 3:25:08 PM

mmmm sushi

11/11/2009 3:25:30 PM

o wow, maybe the tuna i want is in sushi form

11/11/2009 3:27:36 PM

spicy tuna ftw

11/11/2009 3:27:57 PM

mmm spicy tuna roll with cucumber and that spicy mayo stuff

11/11/2009 3:28:27 PM

thats it, im doing sushi thai for dinner

now to find someone to go with me, where is my stupid phone

11/11/2009 3:30:20 PM

sushi thai on lake boone trail FTW

thats where i get my sushi!

11/11/2009 3:31:14 PM