i think i'm gonna go get a milkshake and come back and watch the big lebowski

11/14/2009 9:42:32 PM

pick me up some dog food while you're out

11/14/2009 9:43:09 PM

new, ive never seen the new one


bitch got attacked by squirrels lol

11/14/2009 9:43:15 PM

11/14/2009 9:43:56 PM

This part is the terrifing part of willy wonka. Those damn squirrels.

11/14/2009 9:44:03 PM

^^^football

[Edited on November 14, 2009 at 9:44 PM. Reason : asedf]

11/14/2009 9:44:09 PM

ya i dont like the oompa loompas in this one, im thinking football too

11/14/2009 9:46:20 PM

While I appreciate and respect the old movie I much prefer this one.

11/14/2009 9:49:41 PM

if britta doesn't call me by 11, I'm just gonna go to bed.

11/14/2009 9:50:37 PM

Johnny depp is fucking hot.

11/14/2009 9:53:23 PM

yeah but not as willy wonka

11/14/2009 9:53:55 PM

he kinda looks like MJ in willy wonka

11/14/2009 9:54:17 PM

I have been attracted to him in every roll I've seen him play.

11/14/2009 9:55:21 PM

^^yes! creepy!

11/14/2009 9:57:29 PM

being the better person is so fucking easy

why is it so rare?

oh, that's right: it goes along with common sense and courtesy.

11/14/2009 10:09:13 PM

this magic moment.

11/14/2009 10:10:37 PM

mope mope mope it is.

11/14/2009 10:48:26 PM

BORED

11/14/2009 11:01:52 PM

I don't know why my hsuband loves me so much
I should start drinking
people who don't really use aim, but always sign in on their phone - they bother me
this weekend has been a wash
rabble

11/14/2009 11:04:22 PM

Some jackass is blocking my driveway. and not even like a tiny bit, they're taking up half the space to get onto the street. I can get around them, but I shouldn't have to given there's plenty of parking spots further down the street.

I can hear a party, but I'm not sure which house it's at. My friend says just call the police, but it might be better to walk to the party and ask whoever it is to move their car (even though it's really fuckin stupid to block someone's driveway in the first place). Ugh. Dumbfucks on this street.

[Edited on November 14, 2009 at 11:36 PM. Reason : .]

11/14/2009 11:07:57 PM

if you *can* get out, so do.

But make them pay a heavy price. Remove a tire or something.

11/14/2009 11:08:41 PM

I like the way you think.

11/14/2009 11:10:13 PM

WTF?! Have you not heard of oven cleaner? It does wonders to a douche bag's paint job!!

11/14/2009 11:12:40 PM

I would attach a tow strap and move the damn thing myself!

11/14/2009 11:14:02 PM

I heard some high school/college kids outside so I walked out and tried to get their attention. Either they didn't hear me or deliberately ignored me. So now the po-po are on the way.

[Edited on November 14, 2009 at 11:37 PM. Reason : and i'm off to the bar]

11/14/2009 11:35:06 PM

i'm sorry but you have an ocean front home. the ocean does not give a shit that your house is on the beach. a storm comes in, it's going to have damage. it's not the governments fault that your fucking house is jacked up.



/rant

11/14/2009 11:38:59 PM

january jones and black eyed peas, this snl doesnt sound too promising

11/14/2009 11:40:28 PM

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my fucking leg and arm hurts so bad. It's my whole left side of my body!

11/14/2009 11:44:50 PM

Hope you get better soon

11/14/2009 11:45:19 PM

lol thanks. I'm just kinda dreading the great scabs I'm going to have left over on my elbow and knee pit.

11/14/2009 11:46:31 PM

I fucking hate her so much and I shouldn't. Childish really.

But I don't care

11/14/2009 11:57:49 PM

Palin?

11/15/2009 12:00:00 AM

qntmfred

11/15/2009 12:01:24 AM

hey, i know you!

11/15/2009 12:02:05 AM

i was right, this snl has been pretty subpar

think maybe ill just try sleep

11/15/2009 12:03:45 AM

^ lowered expectations

11/15/2009 12:05:46 AM

k, bejeweled is not made easier with alcohol

11/15/2009 12:06:29 AM

i'm happy

11/15/2009 12:38:43 AM

Here's my concern:
Three years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow... Mad Cow Disease.

Two years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird... Avian Flu.

This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig... Swine Flu.

Next year is the year of the cock...

Anybody else worried?

11/15/2009 12:41:19 AM

man I worked hard tonight.

11/15/2009 1:11:09 AM

whare do you work?

11/15/2009 1:11:49 AM

The Cheesecake Factory

11/15/2009 1:12:09 AM

DO NOT ANSWER THAT

tww should not know where you work

[Edited on November 15, 2009 at 1:12 AM. Reason : ugh... dnl will read that]

11/15/2009 1:12:18 AM

I wish a motherfucker would try and fucks with me at work.

[Edited on November 15, 2009 at 1:13 AM. Reason : dnl knows where I live so it can't get much worse than that. ]

11/15/2009 1:13:12 AM

Oreos help in a sad situation.

11/15/2009 1:13:30 AM

^^ ask quietly about that shit

11/15/2009 1:13:56 AM

I love gay guys. My bff totally just cleared up my confusion about my earlier revelation. Every girl should have one gay friend.

11/15/2009 1:14:57 AM

yeah

because you never have to worry about a gay man canceling a hookup because they managed to miss how fucking stupid you are

...your IQ is what, ~90?

11/15/2009 1:17:24 AM

aw ambrosia is being a stupid cunt again like usual. how cute

[Edited on November 15, 2009 at 1:20 AM. Reason : a]

11/15/2009 1:20:30 AM

It's not being a cunt if it's true and well-founded

Being a cunt would be being mean to you, because you're so inert and neutral. You're not dumb, obnoxious, cheating, a troll, or some cocksmoking shitstain.


(At least that I've noticed )

11/15/2009 1:22:34 AM