shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
EMBARGO spelled backwards is O GRAB ME. 11/16/2009 11:15:20 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
that just made me LOL 11/16/2009 11:16:47 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
We had a guest lecturer in class today who doesn't know anyone's names, and he called on "the girl wearing the brown hoodie in the third row".
Said individual was not a girl.
Hilarity ensued. 11/16/2009 11:17:18 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
hahahahaha 11/16/2009 11:19:17 AM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
LOL!
That's about as good as, "Oh, congratulations, when are you due?"
"I'm not pregnant." 11/16/2009 11:20:29 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
"Excuse me, sir."
Shit, he's a she.
11/16/2009 11:21:27 AM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
I know a lot of lesbians who cause confusion. Including my old roommate. She dressed in men's clothing. 11/16/2009 11:22:49 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
haha sometimes i say ma'am to like every single person at work because 90% of them are broads
I'm AstralAdvent and i think its time for a smiley change 11/16/2009 11:23:25 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
yeah i actually said that to a regular customer at the video store several years ago. she was in fact a lesbian, but it was busy...so when i walked in front of her i just said "excuse me sir" cuz out the corner of my eye...to me it looked like a man to me! 11/16/2009 11:26:24 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
i like not being atwork today 11/16/2009 11:31:23 AM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
^ i'm jealous
[Edited on November 16, 2009 at 11:44 AM. Reason : yea that post took almost a full minute to go through - awesome] 11/16/2009 11:43:41 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
OH MY GOD IM GETTING BRACES FOR MY BIRTHDAY YEAH YEAH
-- what's another grand over the course of two years
[Edited on November 16, 2009 at 11:50 AM. Reason : and daddy brought me cough syrup to work OMG YAY] 11/16/2009 11:45:41 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
and there goes ya leg 11/16/2009 11:52:25 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
and ifrstborn and two arms and eternal souls 11/16/2009 11:53:11 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I'm going to wear my Hanson shirt today. I also hope that I can get fucking paid today. 11/16/2009 11:53:43 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
alien - good series predator - good series
alien v. predator - lulz 11/16/2009 11:53:50 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Friday the 13th - good series Nighmare on Elm Street - good series (also had Johnny Depp in the first one :kiss
Freddy v. Jason - lulz 11/16/2009 11:56:46 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
yay I finally get paid today!
I sucks being in the red in my checking account. 11/16/2009 12:05:46 PM |
nicklepickle All American 11693 Posts user info edit post |
wooooooooooo 11/16/2009 12:31:22 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I have a sudden urge to watch Family Guy. 11/16/2009 12:34:11 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
I can tell I am not getting ANYTHING else done today 11/16/2009 12:42:36 PM |
DROD900 All American 24658 Posts user info edit post |
We dont give a damn for the whole state of michigan, the whole state of michigan, the whole state of michigan, we dont give a damn for the whole state of michigan, we're from Ohio 11/16/2009 1:11:15 PM |
LiLStarlet27 All American 1176 Posts user info edit post |
i dont wanna werk today...... 11/16/2009 1:22:32 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i dont wanna werk today...... " |
11/16/2009 1:22:59 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
I don't wanna work I just wanna bang on a drum all day 11/16/2009 1:22:59 PM |
LiLStarlet27 All American 1176 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I just wanna bang on a drum all day" |
11/16/2009 1:26:31 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
they found her body
http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/6426418/ 11/16/2009 1:32:33 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
I'm getting to the point where I'm a little concerned about driving home. 11/16/2009 1:34:05 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
^^ i was following that story. so awful. 11/16/2009 1:36:38 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
20 more minutes to tough out. I don't think i't'll make that much differen.ce 11/16/2009 1:40:01 PM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
I just caught our 40 y/o receptionist reading Twilight fanfiction 11/16/2009 1:52:38 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I hate hearing Christmas music already, but seeing a display of gingerbread houses makes me happy. 11/16/2009 1:59:28 PM |
LiLStarlet27 All American 1176 Posts user info edit post |
^i heart Christmas music soooo much. i saw some gingerbread houses yesterday and SNOWMEN too! i'm sooo obsessed with them. sooo cute. i want to make some gingerbread pancakes i saw (at Michael's). 11/16/2009 2:02:21 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
holy crap
this is happening
it's actually happening
11/16/2009 2:02:29 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
You saw pancakes at a craft store?
[Edited on November 16, 2009 at 2:03 PM. Reason : I have a slight penguin obsession. This time of year is hard on my self-control. ] 11/16/2009 2:03:01 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
me too i also love christmas music!
i haven't heard any this year yet!
so maybe that is why i'm not annoyed. i feel like a few years ago they started playing it like on november 1st. i mean maybe they did on like XM or something but i don't have that so i have yet to hear any
and it is mid november now so i think it is acceptable 11/16/2009 2:03:28 PM |
LiLStarlet27 All American 1176 Posts user info edit post |
^^LOL. well pancake mix is what i meant!
[Edited on November 16, 2009 at 2:03 PM. Reason : oops] 11/16/2009 2:03:34 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I like (some) Christmas music, it's just so candy-coated happy lovey stuff that I can only handle hearing it for about a week right before Christmas. 11/16/2009 2:04:58 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
I think i might play some Christmas music while I clean. 11/16/2009 2:05:05 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
i saw enthusiasm spelled out and i thought it was a weird spelling of euthanize.
jeeze i need to relearn how to spell 11/16/2009 2:05:58 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
and there it is 11/16/2009 2:06:20 PM |
LiLStarlet27 All American 1176 Posts user info edit post |
aww...well i'm very peppy/energetic, so maybe that's why i love christmas music. oh hell, idk. i just love it. most ppl i know tell me they have never seen someone get so happy/excited over christmas as i do. hehe 11/16/2009 2:06:51 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I can understand that. I get excessively excited about little things sometimes too. I wish I felt that way about Christmas music, because then it wouldn't bug me when stations I like convert to 24/7. 11/16/2009 2:10:14 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
I liked Christmas music before I worked at RadioShack in high school and had to listen to it 8 hours a day for 2 months. I liked Christmas before working at RadioShack and being yelled at my stressed out people shopping for Christmas. Thanksgiving is now my favorite holiday. All the good food and people without all the stress. 11/16/2009 2:11:44 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Aww it sucks that mean people made you not like Christmas anymore 11/16/2009 2:12:41 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
11/16/2009 2:13:44 PM |
LiLStarlet27 All American 1176 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I get excessively excited about little things sometimes too" |
lol me too. there's this man who comes around and brings cute little erasers to our office (he works in a diff. dept)... and when i see him with those cute little erasers, i just get tickled pink. haha
i have ones for each holiday
[Edited on November 16, 2009 at 2:15 PM. Reason : oops]11/16/2009 2:15:09 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
Little einsteins huge adventure movie is the best thing that ever happened to me! 11/16/2009 2:16:34 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, i stopped liking xmas when i had to work in the grocery store on xmas eve. thanksgiving was ruined by having to work on the night before thanksgiving and then on thanksgiving day with a few hrs of sleep between them.
you see how stupid the holidays cause folks to be. 11/16/2009 2:16:37 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Did you collect erasers in elementary school? I miss that. 11/16/2009 2:16:41 PM |