oh well then yes...he is def an expert

I bet his eyes would light up if they brought in one of these:

4/11/2011 12:11:25 PM

this dude knows a LITTLE bit


I'll give him that - he obviously has some sort of knowledge to be able to convey what an IMSI is and the relevance of some of the codes




but he has no fucking clue about enterprise level mobility products





I'd be a better expert witness than this guy - and honestly if this is all it takes to do forensic evidence investigation for the FBI, I need to put in an application because I need a damn job

[Edited on April 11, 2011 at 12:13 PM. Reason : .]

4/11/2011 12:11:42 PM

Some funny commentary on twitter if you search #coopertrial.

Here's a few:

Quote :

" #coopertrial old man is getting tech-bullied "

Quote :

"Oh wow. Another prosecution witness that is a waste of space. #coopertrial #acquit #wow #fail"

[Edited on April 11, 2011 at 12:13 PM. Reason : ]

4/11/2011 12:13:09 PM

They showed a juror!!!!

Quote :

"A long time we wait. We've been here for over three hours weeks now and I'm not sure if any of us can see what all this is supposed to mean!"

4/11/2011 12:20:38 PM

"Do you know exactly what you were looking at?"

"No"

4/11/2011 12:23:29 PM

4/11/2011 12:23:45 PM

Let's all hope that's not the best cell phone forensic expert the fbi has to offer. That was just a pitiful excuse for an "expert" witness.

4/11/2011 12:26:40 PM

I think its a good time to start arguing about wasteful government spending, OBAMA!

4/11/2011 12:28:01 PM

^^^BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

LOLOLOLOLOL

[Edited on April 11, 2011 at 12:28 PM. Reason : ^get the fuck outta here with that shit]

4/11/2011 12:28:01 PM

What happened to the feed? Did they go to lunch? Last I saw was the old guy stepping down.

4/11/2011 12:28:04 PM

I'm assuming:

Under a judge's order, certain witnesses in the Brad Cooper murder trial cannot be recorded. Live coverage will resume once that testimony is complete. Please stay tuned.

4/11/2011 12:28:33 PM

4/11/2011 12:28:45 PM

^ i think they were having another witness that is blocked from being on tv because he does undercover work.

4/11/2011 12:28:47 PM

^^^ just refreshed and saw that

[Edited on April 11, 2011 at 12:29 PM. Reason : d]

4/11/2011 12:29:03 PM

^^when that happens, is the public forced from the courtroom as well???

4/11/2011 12:34:38 PM

no. can stay

4/11/2011 12:38:16 PM

RLPRIDE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE FUNNY

[Edited on April 11, 2011 at 12:42 PM. Reason : I GOT A GOLDEN SIM CARD]

4/11/2011 12:41:15 PM

from the experts at websleuths:

Quote :

"So is anyone going to 'tweet' what's being said in court? I don't know how to tweet? I have never either tweeted nor been tweeted. "

4/11/2011 12:41:33 PM

^pretty sure that person is going on the stand next

[Edited on April 11, 2011 at 12:46 PM. Reason : LOL GOLDEN SUBSCRIBER IDENTITY MODULE CARD]

4/11/2011 12:42:02 PM

tax monies at work

4/11/2011 12:54:10 PM

^^^murderers!

4/11/2011 12:56:33 PM

So this should put to rest the whole "Brad didn't know how to get the times from his call history" claim right? If this expert doesn't know shit about standard enterprise mobility it doesn't seem that big of a stretch that a CCIE doesn't know everything about his phone.

also reminds me of:

4/11/2011 1:10:17 PM

I go to lunch and miss the good stuff What did I miss?

Also boo to this:

Quote :

" certain witnesses ... cannot be recorded. Live coverage will resume once that testimony is complete. "

Is it one of his kids or something?

4/11/2011 1:25:05 PM

lol his kids are like 5

4/11/2011 1:25:37 PM

I would not be surprised at all if they prosecution called them as witnesses.

4/11/2011 1:31:47 PM

I can't even imagine what her parents have told the kids about Brad while in Canadia.

4/11/2011 1:32:26 PM

Considering they are calling her twin sister "mommy" and based on the website they made. They are fucked up and you know they've been feeding the kids shit saying how evil brad is.

4/11/2011 1:41:46 PM

Hey how about this

Nancy had told the exterminator that Brad had an affair with Heather, and the exterminator also testified that he had the code to the garage keypad. There were bugs in the house. Maybe the exterminator did it!

4/11/2011 1:52:21 PM

well this sucks!

4/11/2011 1:52:48 PM

are the kids still calling their aunt "mommy" or has NC's family finally told the girls that their mother passed away?

4/11/2011 1:53:23 PM

Welcome to 10 pages ago.

4/11/2011 1:53:55 PM

Why is this thread 64 pages?

4/11/2011 1:54:21 PM

^^ my bad - i have been skimming some of the pages here and there when i don't have time to read.

4/11/2011 1:54:51 PM

this private witness thing is really fucking with my work day

4/11/2011 2:08:56 PM

Quote :

" are the kids still calling their aunt "mommy" or has NC's family finally told the girls that their mother passed away?"

It's really crazy. So as of a few weeks ago they were. But according to nancys dad the kids were told a few days after they found the body that mommy was in heaven or something along those lines.

4/11/2011 2:11:49 PM

but I thought the kids were still calling the twin mommy.

4/11/2011 2:13:22 PM

[Edited on April 11, 2011 at 2:19 PM. Reason : NOT THA MOMMA]

4/11/2011 2:16:48 PM

they call her KristaMommy or something like that

still creepy

4/11/2011 2:18:41 PM

[Edited on April 11, 2011 at 2:20 PM. Reason : wrong thread]

4/11/2011 2:19:48 PM

creeeeeeeepy. i understand that the girls were young but seriously. that's some major "hand that rocks the cradle" type shit right there.

4/11/2011 2:21:08 PM

the website they made is just awful

4/11/2011 2:21:38 PM

link?

4/11/2011 2:23:29 PM

http://www.nancysbutterflyfund.org/

4/11/2011 2:28:36 PM

http://www.nancysbutterflyfund.org/

Quote :

"Nancy’s Butterfly Fund will inaugurate fund raising events in Cary, North Carolina and Edmonton, Alberta in June 2009, dedicated to help women and children to free themselves from the danger of domestic violence in the memory of one who could not."

all that bullshit and we still have no evidence of domestic violence

4/11/2011 2:29:42 PM

http://www.nancysbutterflyfund.org/

4/11/2011 2:30:06 PM

http://www.nancysbutterflyfund.org/

4/11/2011 2:30:28 PM

Ooooh I thought you meant another website

that butterfly bs website is all

4/11/2011 2:30:45 PM

Go here first

http://www.nancysbutterflyfund.org/

4/11/2011 2:30:52 PM

65.02

4/11/2011 2:31:08 PM

Do we even know who is on the stand now?

4/11/2011 2:34:07 PM