i'm hungry as hell

11/18/2009 11:50:55 AM

holy freaking crap. what's with some ppl?

11/18/2009 12:05:12 PM

wow my stomach is going ape shit on me.

11/18/2009 12:22:47 PM

Can someone please explain to me how foam weather stripping can bend and break a stainless steel hinge???
Because I would REALLY like to fucking know how this would happen.
I have a person who is refusing to pay for the door she broke claiming that the weather stripping caused the stainless steel hinge to bend (and more likely the pin inside).

11/18/2009 12:24:10 PM

need pictures

11/18/2009 12:26:46 PM

how on earth can someone's breath smell that bad?

11/18/2009 12:26:58 PM

halitosis

11/18/2009 12:27:29 PM

worry about her sometimes

11/18/2009 12:37:46 PM

I worry about you, Bev. I worry a lot.

11/18/2009 12:38:33 PM

gah this isn't turning out as i had hoped

11/18/2009 12:39:45 PM

what an interesting PM debate i'm having

11/18/2009 12:40:23 PM

11/18/2009 12:41:39 PM

This fucking audi. Waitin on a fucking tow truck. Just my luck.

11/18/2009 1:18:33 PM

i havent even gotten out of bed yet. just laying here with my laptop, chillin like 'supppp'

11/18/2009 1:21:12 PM

and people wonder why i have issues with self-esteem.

11/18/2009 1:47:22 PM

im in a mcnugget coma.

11/18/2009 1:49:15 PM

yeah

fuck you, asshole.


Things had lined up ALL perfectly, and you go and act like your wife? What the hell is wrong with you?


I hope the guilt is worth it. And/or whatever your wife bribed you with.

[Edited on November 18, 2009 at 1:58 PM. Reason : ds]

11/18/2009 1:56:09 PM

mehhhhhh

11/18/2009 2:07:19 PM

wayyyy too sleepy to be reading msdn

11/18/2009 2:08:24 PM

his wife bribed him with anal for a month....


or something....

yeah


welp....

11/18/2009 2:08:58 PM

I'm ready for my sinuses to be back to normal

I think I'll try and take a quick nap before work.

11/18/2009 2:11:37 PM

my sinuses hurt too

11/18/2009 2:22:21 PM

i don't know if i want to shower or not

11/18/2009 2:24:16 PM

my sister just made $400 off ONE order from someone who wanted to buy her Superpoke Pets stuff


WHAT

THE

FUCK

11/18/2009 2:24:32 PM

I am a huge dork

11/18/2009 2:28:40 PM

its all wet and cold outside

i just don't know if showering is worth it

11/18/2009 2:29:11 PM

look, at least you're not going to the star wars orchestral performance tonight

yeah.

11/18/2009 2:29:27 PM

Dude

That sounds awesome

11/18/2009 2:32:21 PM

Quote :

"Star Wars: In Concert, a unique multi-media event featuring music from all six of John Williams' epic Star Wars scores, begins its worldwide arena tour on October 1, 2009 at Honda Center in Anaheim, California. Narrated live by Anthony Daniels (the actor who portrayed C-3PO in all six films), the production features a full symphony orchestra and choir, accompanied by specially edited footage from the films displayed on a three-story-tall, high-definition LED super-screen -- one of the largest ever put on tour. The live music and film elements are synchronized in order to create a full multi-media, one-of-kind Star Wars experience. "

11/18/2009 2:34:26 PM

process charts. fml

11/18/2009 2:35:06 PM

... interviews. When the hell are those going to happen? Deadline? WC? Too much!

11/18/2009 2:35:30 PM

I still can't believe that shitbag

you've spent the last 4 xmases with your wife's parents. We all just found out that this is probably gonna be your dad's last cognizant christmas.

and you go 'nah, we'll spend this year with them, too'. I mean, I totally understand some of it: christmas with them is less dreadful, more fun, and not a puritan affair like with your dad. HELLO WHY DO YOU THINK I GO TO CHICAGO EVERY SINGLE YEAR. Compromise, motherfucker. lord knows your wife never gives you a chance to exercise that concept.

If my not-yet-husband-at-the-time and I can manage to make christmas with two families work across 900 miles, you can do it across 22 miles.







[Edited on November 18, 2009 at 2:36 PM. Reason : ^^^whoa that sounds AMAZING]

11/18/2009 2:36:07 PM

PROTEIN....HGH....MUSCLE MIIIIIIIIIIIILK!!!!!!

11/18/2009 2:36:19 PM

fuck christmas

11/18/2009 2:37:12 PM

no

fuck people

christmas itself is great. it's family that's forever fucking it up.

11/18/2009 2:37:55 PM

i wish this kid would get a clue

11/18/2009 2:50:59 PM

Those 3 oreos were a bad idea. Now I have to go running tonight!

11/18/2009 3:03:13 PM

after this


NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP TIME!

11/18/2009 3:10:07 PM

sex with hot sammiches

11/18/2009 3:12:30 PM

ouch

11/18/2009 3:12:55 PM

so fucking happy right now

11/18/2009 3:13:43 PM

woooopppppppptttttyyyyyyyy doooooooooooooo

11/18/2009 3:13:52 PM

I would like to snuggle up and watch movies all night.

PM me for details

11/18/2009 3:15:30 PM

DIBS

11/18/2009 3:15:46 PM

I even have some white chocolate kit kat barsssssssss

11/18/2009 3:16:30 PM

Quote :

"HERSHEY KISS NIPPLES"

11/18/2009 3:21:29 PM

11/18/2009 3:21:45 PM

This weekend! WOOOOO! 2 days 'til i can lace my shitkickers tight and rage!

11/18/2009 3:23:43 PM

For serious though we need another movie night.

11/18/2009 3:26:24 PM

DAILY CLEAV

11/18/2009 3:27:18 PM