No more squeaky toys. EVER

11/18/2009 10:03:05 PM

haha Penn and Teller Bullshit is just like a thread on here.

11/18/2009 10:03:34 PM

My nipples are so hard they hurt...

11/18/2009 10:06:24 PM

Wtf


For some reason I'm not sleepy now son.

11/18/2009 10:09:26 PM

*sigh*

I just don't get it...

11/18/2009 10:27:03 PM

back hurts

11/18/2009 10:28:15 PM

nearly had a heart attack when my wedding band slipped off in the shower


thank god the drain caught it

11/18/2009 10:41:38 PM

11/18/2009 10:42:16 PM

David Letterman is a Lutheran

11/18/2009 11:09:41 PM

baaaack

11/18/2009 11:17:25 PM

la la la

11/18/2009 11:17:45 PM

i am going to eat bad chinese food and cry because i dont know what else to do

11/18/2009 11:23:17 PM

family guy - on mute - reading subtitles

11/18/2009 11:23:26 PM

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

11/18/2009 11:23:49 PM

been a good day and i think ima actually be able to go to bed at my bedtime

11/18/2009 11:30:40 PM

shit, I need to sleep.

11/18/2009 11:52:50 PM

it is officially time to sleep

11/18/2009 11:55:54 PM

I reckon I should go to bed. Not really in the mood too. I was tired at 5 this evening...but now I'm awake...this is not fair damn it!

[Edited on November 18, 2009 at 11:57 PM. Reason : ]

11/18/2009 11:56:59 PM

my bedtime is in 3 minutes, totally gonna make it tonight

11/18/2009 11:57:31 PM

Talking with an ex from 8 years ago... nice, but can't help but think I messed up something really good

11/19/2009 2:22:43 AM

Short version: I'm a god-damned coward.

Slightly longer version: I want to ask out a girl from class. I am waiting until end of semester so that if I am rejected I will not have to see her disapproving looks after the fact.

Even longer version: What, you think I'm some kind of fucking emo kid?

11/19/2009 2:25:45 AM

Just pass her a note that says check yes or no

11/19/2009 2:29:20 AM

^this will work!

11/19/2009 2:30:52 AM

No, I have a very elaborate plan. I don't actually have a problem with the plan's chances of success -- only with the fact that the plan is more elaborate than it should be for an otherwise normal 24 year old man.

11/19/2009 2:34:54 AM

Quote :

"normal 24 year old man."

...sure

...this plan, we must hear it

[Edited on November 19, 2009 at 2:35 AM. Reason : .]

11/19/2009 2:35:36 AM

Hahahaha

To be fair, I said "otherwise normal"

11/19/2009 2:36:48 AM

your friends are pretty nice, wawebste

11/19/2009 2:42:05 AM

damn it all to fucking hell

11/19/2009 2:45:10 AM

^^We try to have a good time....trivia was great as always

^^^Quit taking your quotes in context!

[Edited on November 19, 2009 at 2:45 AM. Reason : .]

11/19/2009 2:45:18 AM

Heh.

The plan is basically laid out above. I shall wait until the consequences are minimalized, then I will make an incompetent effort at asking for a date, then I will drink until I forgot about my failure.

11/19/2009 2:47:04 AM

excellent plan

11/19/2009 2:47:42 AM

I thought so, anyway.

I believe I missed a critical part of my socialization development.

11/19/2009 2:48:18 AM

haven't we all

11/19/2009 2:49:13 AM

The day will come, wawebste, when I bury you.

Not in the metaphorical sense, like Kruschev meant, but in the literal sense that you will be underground in my yard.

[Edited on November 19, 2009 at 2:50 AM. Reason : cause I'm craaaaaaazy!!! But not really. But maybe really.]

11/19/2009 2:50:22 AM

I will take that threat/prophecy and file it accordingly

Until it comes to pass....they are merely words

11/19/2009 2:51:17 AM

I like "prophecy."

But really I've been drinking a lot.

11/19/2009 2:51:57 AM

I've had a few

11/19/2009 2:52:48 AM

We should be best friends for ever. If only so that you will not expect it when I, you know, kill you and shit.

11/19/2009 2:53:43 AM

BFF's it is then

11/19/2009 2:54:31 AM

You've made a powerful enemy friend, sir.

11/19/2009 2:57:16 AM

A monumental day this is indeed.

I'm off to bed, later BFF

11/19/2009 2:59:02 AM

So I am all that is left...

Exxxxxcellent.

11/19/2009 3:03:17 AM

Gah! This is why I like being here by myself in the morning.

Fucking woman won't stop talking!!!!

11/19/2009 7:07:55 AM

^ sounds like my office except my paralegal practically screams into the phone

11/19/2009 7:21:08 AM

It's just a volunteering thing. So I'm only here til 9am.

11/19/2009 7:31:35 AM

NEW MOON NEW MOON NEW MOON NEW MOON


TONIGHT!

11/19/2009 7:40:33 AM

Fuck the Twilight series.

11/19/2009 8:41:36 AM

YAY

PHLEGM

I HAVE PHLEGM

I so sound like an old man

11/19/2009 8:45:06 AM

To everyone: If you see me posting between now and December 10 at 11am, tell me to go study.

11/19/2009 9:41:56 AM

^ go study

11/19/2009 9:42:28 AM