I always end up in long conversations with guys that buy me beer. I guess I feel a little guilty for using them and pay them back with a conversation. I gotta work on that. :-/

11/23/2009 1:33:28 PM

^ Silly. You're supposed to thank them and say, "I have to use the ladies' room. I'll be right back."

Then don't come back.

11/23/2009 1:34:48 PM

well just give the beer to me then

11/23/2009 1:35:23 PM

^^^That's also why you bar hop. You need to learn how to be more heartless, Brandi!

11/23/2009 1:37:46 PM

heartless bitches FTW

11/23/2009 1:38:04 PM

haha. one time I made eye contact with this random guy while talking to another guy and smiled at him. After he smiled back so I told the guy I was talking to that my boyfriend had finally arrived and walked away.

Lather, rinse, repeat


haha, yeah I should probably step up my game. If I can get a guy to give me a free watch battery without feeling guilty then the same rules should apply to beer right?

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 1:41 PM. Reason : damn these morals]

11/23/2009 1:38:45 PM

niggers

11/23/2009 1:39:04 PM

Just go for the really old ones. They have those fat social security checks just burning a hole in their pocket.

And they can't run as fast if you have to do the drink n dash.

^ smooth

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 1:39 PM. Reason : .]

11/23/2009 1:39:04 PM

hearless bastards ftw

11/23/2009 1:39:20 PM

^^^^ COLD BLOODED!

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 1:40 PM. Reason : ^^ You sound like you're very experienced in this. ]

11/23/2009 1:39:37 PM

very nice

Quote :

"^^^Damn peer pressure-ers."

Aside from that shot you took, we peer pressured Pete into drinking more wine than he wanted to on Saturday. Good times

11/23/2009 1:40:05 PM

The age of reptilian women with dat 190% unquenchable thirst.

11/23/2009 1:40:19 PM

i found out that this really weird girl i work with fucks her dad for money

11/23/2009 1:40:32 PM

still niggers

11/23/2009 1:40:34 PM

It will be a miracle if I make it through today without screaming, crying, or cussing this bitch out. Or breaking something. Or something else completely inappropriate

11/23/2009 1:43:50 PM

jesus christ poopface, i hope that's a joke

11/23/2009 1:44:21 PM

What has this bitch done to you that has you so angry?

11/23/2009 1:45:05 PM

DAMN NIGGERS

11/23/2009 1:45:44 PM

youre an idiot

11/23/2009 1:47:01 PM

you're a nigger

11/23/2009 1:48:08 PM

nah, i just write that on here every so often because i think it's one of the funniest things i've ever heard

11/23/2009 1:48:15 PM

Holy crap. I've gained 7 lbs in a week. How is this possible? Binge drinking

11/23/2009 1:50:31 PM

i'm sorry, i'll lock up the chocolate cake so you don't sleep-eat again

11/23/2009 1:51:37 PM

It's because you didn't hash.

11/23/2009 1:51:50 PM

what should I ahve for lunch when I get home?

11/23/2009 1:53:01 PM

i dunno about Lucy, but i was pretty hungover yesterday

11/23/2009 1:53:03 PM

^^^^ Dude, I ate your nuts. They were good.

^^^ But doesn't the drinking cancel out the running?

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 1:55 PM. Reason : .]

11/23/2009 1:53:17 PM

i'm gonna be hungover all week

tonight: bada's 2 year
tom: trivia
WedRINK
ThurRINK
FriRINK
Sat: DRINK
SundayRINK

Happy Holidays

11/23/2009 1:54:44 PM

EVERYDAYRINK

11/23/2009 1:55:17 PM

hahahah nice

11/23/2009 1:56:04 PM

Quote :

"^^ But doesn't the drinking cancel out the running?"

You probably break even. I don't really know. The way I run the hashes probably gives me a small calorie deficit. I think I had about ten pounds of mud on my legs at one point in the run. I ran that way for about a mile when we finally found some water.

11/23/2009 1:56:08 PM

I just got e-kisses from someone I think is dude.

11/23/2009 1:56:56 PM

"I just got e-kisses from someone I think is dude" is my middle name!

11/23/2009 1:58:13 PM

^^^ Have you done the red dress run? The Daytona Hashers have one. I think you burn more calories by running in heels.

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 1:58 PM. Reason : .]

11/23/2009 1:58:21 PM

I took the year off school and I'm just working so she basically told me I'm doing nothing with my life.

11/23/2009 1:58:21 PM

it ain't like youve hit the pole yet

11/23/2009 2:01:58 PM

The pole is good $$$. Don't knock it.

11/23/2009 2:02:55 PM

lucy is a fat ass

11/23/2009 2:03:51 PM

My jeans don't fit anymore.

11/23/2009 2:06:01 PM

fatass

11/23/2009 2:06:26 PM

How soon until you graduate? Did SHE graduate?


^^ Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 2:08 PM. Reason : -]

11/23/2009 2:06:42 PM

Quote :

"My jeans don't fit anymore. "

owned fatty get on a treadmill

11/23/2009 2:07:47 PM

I graduated in 06 but I'm working in a different field now. I tried it and decided I like this and want to move up so now I've gone back to school while working full time and it's a bit crazy. Instead of finishing this coming may I will finish may 2011

11/23/2009 2:09:50 PM

Oh, trust me. This will not do. Getting my butt to the gym, stat.

11/23/2009 2:09:59 PM

found and returned someone's lost cell phone.


good karma my way please

11/23/2009 2:25:24 PM

I hate being nervous.

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 2:34 PM. Reason : and I missed the top of this page. I need to learn heartlessness too! ]

11/23/2009 2:33:04 PM

I am sick sons, I have a headache and stuff. I can't seem to focus on studies cause my head hurts.

11/23/2009 2:35:55 PM

aww feel better son!

11/23/2009 2:38:09 PM

Thanks, I shall try!

11/23/2009 2:42:51 PM

I don't think Katherine Heigl is a natural blonde.

11/23/2009 3:00:13 PM