niggers

11/23/2009 3:06:23 PM

ass

11/23/2009 3:13:06 PM

OMG. I just remembered a dream I had yesterday night where I had a heart attack. I felt my heart explode, experienced excruciating pain, then passed out. WHY DID I RANDOMLY RECALL THIS

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 3:20 PM. Reason : .]

11/23/2009 3:20:37 PM

I will often randomly remember dreams I have....it's so weird how it's so random.

11/23/2009 3:21:27 PM

Yeah... It is weird. I get full visuals and sound and all in a flash while I'm in the middle of something, like a true epiphany. Must have something to do with getting older, as this has been recurring more often as I age.

11/23/2009 3:25:39 PM

For me I'll have a random memory and I'll have to actually sit and concentrate and make sure it wasn't real. Cause some of the dreams I have I'd be like "holy shit I'm really embarassed if that really happened."

11/23/2009 3:27:09 PM

what to do, what to do

11/23/2009 3:28:26 PM

fucking hell....I need to stop putting shit off

11/23/2009 3:28:47 PM

that was a less than stellar gym visit

11/23/2009 3:31:54 PM

Epic weekend........le sigh

11/23/2009 3:42:26 PM

11/23/2009 3:42:46 PM

So I'm updating and putting my resume up on Monster, checking things out...they give me a new posting for a paralegal position in Durham.

Check the fax number to send resumes...OH YEAH, THAT'S MY OLD EMPLOYER LOOKING TO HIRE SOMEONE IN MY FUCKING SALARY RANGE. SO...was I laid off? Or was I just told that to save face b/c I was really fired?

Man...WHAT THE FUCK

11/23/2009 3:44:43 PM

holy shit....i hope that's not the case

11/23/2009 3:46:39 PM

just apply for it

11/23/2009 3:46:51 PM

that's cold

11/23/2009 3:46:55 PM

apply for it

11/23/2009 3:47:56 PM

Quote :

"^^^ Have you done the red dress run? The Daytona Hashers have one. I think you burn more calories by running in heels."

Have not done a red or green dress yet. I plan on doing the next SWH3 red dress. I don't think that I will actually run it in heels, though.

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 3:56 PM. Reason : I'm also h0ngry as fuck]

11/23/2009 3:49:47 PM

I need a bigger desk. There isn't enough room on this damn desk to have a book sitting next to my computer while I'm trying to work on homework.

11/23/2009 4:08:56 PM

Everything was going swell today until some gorilla of a mechanic got in my face because my boss ordered me to perform a regular usage survey on an elevator.

Guess I get to go inform him tomorrow that if this guy gets in my business again he can go find somebody else to do this.

I don't even ask people questions or give them funny looks. I just glance over, write down the number of people who came up/went down, then go back to waiting for somebody else to use the elevator. Some people have a chip on their shoulder for no goddamn reason.

11/23/2009 4:29:18 PM

niggers

11/23/2009 4:33:16 PM

dude, what is your problem? Are you that bored that you have to annoy tww right now?

11/23/2009 4:35:30 PM

whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa

11/23/2009 4:39:26 PM

^^^ If that was directed at my post, the guy is white.

11/23/2009 5:06:36 PM

madison and isis love

I wonder how much this shoot costs?

11/23/2009 5:16:09 PM

dang i really want a vitamin water!!! sooo good. dont feel like goin out in this rain tho

11/23/2009 5:16:38 PM

...it's a good thing we're moving ahead iwth braces.

11/23/2009 5:21:23 PM

J-J-J-JOKER FACE
J-J-JOKER FACE

11/23/2009 5:27:38 PM

roasting butternut squash smells good

i may be too hungry to wait fr this to finish

ahah

11/23/2009 5:30:43 PM

the cloths i pulled out of the washing machine were soaking wet

i mean there supposed to be wet but not saturated, theyre still ridiculously wet even though they've been in the dryer for awhile

11/23/2009 5:39:33 PM

^check the lint

11/23/2009 5:40:17 PM

you shoulda just put 'em back in the washer and run the spin cycle again boo

11/23/2009 5:40:19 PM

^^the overly wetness was caused by something with thge washing machine, they were like crazy wet when i put them in the dryer, like squeeze them and a crap ton of water comes out wet

^so is that what the spin cycle is?

now i know, do you think i should pull them out of the dryer and put them back in the washing machine

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 5:43 PM. Reason : .]

11/23/2009 5:42:32 PM

i am not happy

11/23/2009 5:43:03 PM

the spin cycle spins the clothes really fast to get all the excess water out of them. if they're super wet and dripping, it means the spin cycle didn't work properly.

so yeah, put 'em back in the washer on spin cycle. hopefully it'll work this time. if not...your washer might be fux0red.

11/23/2009 5:44:15 PM

k thx

11/23/2009 5:46:05 PM

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!

11/23/2009 5:46:39 PM

^^yw

ok all you internet dudes

someone find me a full performance of adam lambert last night on the AMA's. every link i find has been removed for copyright

NEVER MIND FOUND ONE

11/23/2009 5:46:48 PM

dont duh me

11/23/2009 5:49:35 PM

I'll duh you anytime I want.....DUUUUUUUUUH!

11/23/2009 5:50:45 PM

you can go duh your face

11/23/2009 5:51:37 PM

your dogs face!

11/23/2009 5:52:40 PM

i've had a shit day and i really don't feel like going to the gym. someone say something mean to motivate me

11/23/2009 5:55:47 PM

you're a stupid head!

11/23/2009 5:56:55 PM

i have no dog yet

although im hoping pretty soon this little girl is gonna be mine

11/23/2009 5:58:59 PM

^aww cute!

11/23/2009 5:59:53 PM

yeah fuck that i'm not moving after the stupid fucking text. i hate everyone i work with.

11/23/2009 6:00:03 PM

GET THAT AYASSSSS IN GEAR TOOSLES

11/23/2009 6:02:00 PM

I'm having very naughty thoughts about Hurley boo

11/23/2009 6:02:23 PM

EASSSSYYYY NOW

11/23/2009 6:02:56 PM

I can't fuckin' wait for thanksgiving!!

set 'em up

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 6:05 PM. Reason : asdf]

11/23/2009 6:03:29 PM