drunky mcdrunkerson

11/23/2009 7:45:02 PM

yeaaa. i felt better this morning (not BETTER but relatively speaking) my fever was down to 100 and even got all the way to 99

now it is back over 101

C'MONNNNNNNNNNNN

this is bullshit bullshit bullshit

though i did just eat like 4 powdered doughnuts and i don't feel guilty about it because i haven't eaten that much in the past few days.

11/23/2009 7:46:05 PM

you know what I really fucking hate...

When your friend starts dating someone and then just kinda disappears off the planet. You can't ever get them on the phone cause they are always on the phone with them, and when you do hangout you have to deal with them being all on top of each other the whole time....damn, I thought we were out of high school now.

11/23/2009 7:46:06 PM

i cooked dinner

it's on the stove getting cold

cuz i decided to drink a few more beers and enjoy the buzz before i eat dinner and kill that buzz

does this make me an alcoholic???

11/23/2009 7:58:20 PM

i think it does

11/23/2009 7:59:18 PM

11/23/2009 8:00:18 PM

nonsense!

11/23/2009 8:01:53 PM

you comin to trivia tomorrow night homey? i hadn't seen you in a minute.

11/23/2009 8:02:16 PM

I was there last week......probably gonna be there tomorrow. I don't have anything else to do, just gotta find some people for our team.

11/23/2009 8:05:01 PM

i'd invite you to be on our team but we have 6ppl confirmed already and i don't wanna get in trouble

11/23/2009 8:08:10 PM

It's all good, I think we've got at least a few people going

11/23/2009 8:08:44 PM

3 is better than nothin

11/23/2009 8:09:00 PM

ugh, chores

11/23/2009 8:25:47 PM

Got an email from my micro professor earlier this afternoon saying lab was cancelled

got another one from an hour ago saying it's not cancelled

11/23/2009 8:32:13 PM

Just got whack off lube in my eyes

I post now with half my vision, half my motor skills, and half my erection

It stings like a bitch, but I'll fight thru it

Takes a lot more than some ocular Jergen's to keep Slave Famous from busting a nut

11/23/2009 8:34:30 PM

lulz
mike tomlin joke on house

oh omar epps

11/23/2009 8:37:30 PM

if i don't answer the phone the first few times you call i'm probably not going to if you keep calling every 15 minutes. leave a fucking voicemail jackass

11/23/2009 8:44:50 PM

reading directions in french - not a good idea

11/23/2009 8:50:34 PM

I don't know what to make for this potluck. People took both of my ideas! Bitches.

11/23/2009 9:13:28 PM

i have google wave....now what do i do with it?

11/23/2009 9:16:52 PM

damnit, I hate when I happen upon a thread-worthy topic shortly after posting another topic

11/23/2009 9:19:08 PM

http://www.nynewsandreports.com/googlejob/googlejobcba.html?subid=1p11.3



i keep getting this in my job search. what's the catch? i know something is wrong.

11/23/2009 9:53:54 PM

^^ you wasted it on me

11/23/2009 9:54:33 PM

I did a good deed today. Called in a hit-and-run (damage only).

11/23/2009 9:57:22 PM

The one time I clean out my sent mail folder I realize I need something that was in there

11/23/2009 9:59:52 PM

^^ i did too! found a cell phone and found the owner and got it back to her

11/23/2009 10:03:26 PM

good thing i opened what i thought was junk mail. would have thrown away a check!

11/23/2009 10:06:00 PM

fuck my car

11/23/2009 10:06:47 PM

should I go to my grandfather's tomorrow?

11/23/2009 10:15:16 PM

yes



or no


do you want to?

11/23/2009 10:31:17 PM

so my dad wasn't mad exactly about the cat - just her annoying claws! got soft claws to put on her but i forgot to get a nail trimmer doh. so that i has to wait until tomorrow

i told him i was almost REALLY bad and got a dog and he said dogs are more welcome than cats. FML. oh well i <3 my kitty and we are petsitting a dog this weekend (which i didn't know until tonight) so i'm SUPER excited and it will give the cats a chance to meet a dog (she's been around cats before)

ESPECIALLY since i will be spending thanksgiving with the animals only it appears

meh oh well i still get a doggy bag of food

11/23/2009 10:31:57 PM

I love my hat

11/23/2009 10:34:28 PM

I need to get my cat some soft paws. He's been wrestling with my arm a lot lately, which is cute except that now I kinda look like I tried to off myself.

11/23/2009 10:36:45 PM

ditto. my kitten is the only one that is bad about it. i am going to apply them tomorrow. def a 2 person job it appears though. i will def post how well it goes

i'm preparing for the worst!

11/23/2009 10:42:35 PM

still so much to do

11/23/2009 11:01:16 PM

must
buy
christmas
decorations

11/23/2009 11:01:46 PM

time to watch paranormal state that guy is so hot to me for some odd reason. :-\


OMFG!!!

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 11:16 PM. Reason : are you serious? ]

11/23/2009 11:02:07 PM

haha lou dobbs gets a mariachi band intro on jon stewart

11/23/2009 11:20:35 PM

I eated too many cookies

11/23/2009 11:43:28 PM

I want a cookie




But I should be going to bed already, I feel like ass

11/23/2009 11:45:56 PM

I would give you one if you weren't kinda far away.

11/23/2009 11:46:52 PM

oh snap

11/23/2009 11:47:26 PM

mmmmmm cookies

11/23/2009 11:47:26 PM

I think the ugliest things parents put on their baby girls are those ugly ass headbands. I think they are ugly as hell and tacky...

11/23/2009 11:47:52 PM

But I like my ass headband.

11/23/2009 11:48:46 PM

So excited to deposit my check tomorrow that I can't sleep!!!!

11/24/2009 12:07:31 AM

ass headbands are cool....but the ugly-ass headbands are not.

11/24/2009 12:07:43 AM

MY KNEE! IT HURTS! VERY BAD!

stupid rain.

11/24/2009 12:10:13 AM

MY SHOULDER! IT HURTS! STUPID RAIN (and scooter).

11/24/2009 12:11:21 AM

^^my knee feels alright
^and my shoulder, but that was probably just a sprain anyway...

-

stupid tests. tomorrow is way busier than the day before thanksgiving break needs to be

[Edited on November 24, 2009 at 12:13 AM. Reason : lkj]

11/24/2009 12:12:56 AM